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I'm so confused. What does my name have to do with this conversation?

Mmh, science says otherwise. The vagina expands when we are excited, typically! Sure it contracts during pleasure/orgasm but muscle contraction =/= being tighter. To answer OP's question, it likely is due to a lack of hardness although vaginismus is also a possibility but I would think an...

It's my birthday month and I'm so excited

I keep myself clean by taking showers daily. If you meant "avoid STI" then that's a different thing and I avoid those by using protection, taking a (discreet) look at my clients genitals before putting them in my mouth, getting tested every 1-3 months and enforcing boundaries. Nothing is 100%...

Random thought because the milf/dilf convo made me think of that : The other day during a dinner date, my client asked how I come up with all the funny jokes I was telling him. Without skipping a beat (and without realizing that it was another joke in itself) I told him "I guess theres a dad...

The wording in the comment I replied to made it sound like you were talking about April's upcoming party, the one the person above you was talking about.......... I didn't say anything about it or any party for that matter being a freebie but I don't remember Iggy publicly posting the VIP...

Well, it's not by invitation, you have to contact April to show interest and get more information. It makes sense that she's not posting the location publicly otherwise everyone would show up without paying which would be unfair to the clients who pay to attend, and also it would be unsafe (some...

I will celebrate by making homemade Halloween treats for my dog haha

I've always wondered if people used it more as an age indicator or more in the actual "mother I'd like to fuck" sense. It's confusing because younger mothers do exist. I don't love the label either but I feel like it should be "mwilf" mature woman instead of mother to avoid this confusion hahaha

Agreed. I remember a review on here where the guy was bragging about being super loud right next to the door, hearing the girl's neighbors in the hallway and going even harder because of it because being heard turned him on. I thought it was disrespectful and downright rude considering he...

Good thing you're only paying the bartender then I guess? /s So I don't know if the info is lost on you but : these women are at work and don't get paid a hourly wage. I'm sure listening to live jazz music while scrolling merb would be fantastic too but like I said, sitting at a table at...

Aw I think Mimi is a cute nickname, in France they use it to mean mignonne (cute)

You can do that at a regular bar too! I wouldn't go to a fancy restaurant just to use the WiFi for example when I can do that at McDonald's Well, at least. Lol

This is where the "finding value" aspect comes in! For some people, the time and effort is worth it to avoid paying higher prices. Kind of like cooking, it takes time and effort but people still do it instead of going to the restaurant. On the other hand for some people, convenience is what...

Okay then wait until people hear that seeds are easily available and it costs nothing to grow your own food yet the men complaining about onlyfans still buy food at the grocery store. My point is there's value in anything for someone, just because you don't see the value of something yourself...

Wait until you hear that there are plenty of women having sex for free too

And the majority can't reach it from penetration alone!

These are anatomical anomalies..... Still being sexually capable at 93 is not the norm but it's not an anomaly in the sense that missing an ear or having extra body parts would be. Weird comparison. I have far more clients over 65 with hard dicks in a year than I've met people with extra limbs...

Im bored too so I will say this : the idea that old people automatically lose their sexual abilities is such a narrow view. My oldest client was over 90 and he would get SO hard lol.

Awesome I love that for you! I used to be a piercing artist. Tattoo shops are a very fun work environment imo