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I'm pretty sure that if you start your search with the obvious keywords, you'll find a bunch of SPs that offer anal

Hey I have a great idea, let's start talking about racism and then a mod will win very quickly

It's not something that usually comes naturally to me, I need to think about beforehand, sometimes I literally make notes on what I'm going to say and review them before the booking. But one night I was on a hotel outcall with a guy from the USA who... let's just say that we were very...

I'm right there with you, had to read the original title a few times. Once I remembered that I was reading the merb forum, I figured it out.

I can teach you my (patent pending) squat-shovel technique if you really want to feel the burn. Between that and riding cock, I have quads of steel :cool:

Every day is leg day in a Montreal February

I've been thinking about the nice gentlemen I've met who work in snow removal, and my longstanding fantasy of driving one of those sidewalk snow truck thingies. The ones that try to plow you down and you have to jump into traffic to save your own life. Those things are great. Where do I sign up?!

I think the risk is that some might not believe the note. Many SPs have a low tolerance for anything suspicious (which is quite reasonable). But, nothing ventured, nothing gained..

I have an arbitrary system wherein big bills (50s & 100s) are for large expenses and shit-its-been-slow weeks. 20s and below are fun-mon(ey) and normal everyday expenses. It's really great to watch the looks on peoples faces when I pay for things like car repairs, and count it all out in cash...

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What about "Darlin'" in a fake southern accent?

Wow. I hope to never be in that close of a proximity to a gun or a rake (?!) while with a client.

Bonjour/Hi! Can't afford a vacation this winter? Come take a trip to my Greek island instead. ️;) Regular rates: 350 ................1 hour 450 ................1.5 hours 550 ................2 hours 750 ................3 hours 950 ................4 hours 1350 ...............6 hours Upgrades...

but can I turn 20 for the 17th time?

I think you're right but "blow bang" has the nice alliteration

yeah and it's gonna cost extra

Of course it's a thing, but it's a thing with an incidence of ~1 in 100,000. And just for fun I made the mistake of looking up PPP: "Pearly penile papules (PPP) are harmless rounded or tiny finger-like growths that are found near the head of your penis". which according to the Cleveland clinic...