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I will be following both of your advice. No panties and a lot of water

Yes to sushi. Whenever someone contacts me for a dinner date and says they have made a reso at a seafood place, I get already wet

Rage du raton, on dirait un film d’horreur qui raconte l’histoire d’un raton qui essaie de venger l’honneur de sa famille qui a été tué par un clan rival

It would be foolish not to but I can understand that some of my peers might not be in a position to do it

Congrats on winning the lotto I guess :p

Considering selling a kidney to afford to go to Five Guys tonight

https://merb.cc/xenforo/threads/how-to-use-the-411-section.232423/

Shoutout to the good clients they’re the reason que j’ai pas encore lancé la serviette

Do what’s good for you always. No one should tell you how to feel about your own life experience especially unsolicited

???? Edit: let me just put this person on ignore and carry on with my day. Stay hydrated folks it’s gonna be hot

But hold on, I should feel bad for the man randomly insulting me on a beautiful Saturday morning? I should be empathic and say: poor dude he probably had a rough day I’ll be his punching bag ❤️ What’s next? I should give him the N word pass to make his day better? I will judge because that’s...

What if I’m a unique child :p

Yeah no, I will judge

I was actually on the subway when I received it and I had a hard time trying to hide my laughter. It’s so random and why did he message me just to tell me that But also thanks for saying I’m skinny ❤️

One of you…mind you

I find it extremely awkward when it happens. I don’t complain but that makes me feel very awkward and breaks the moment

C’est cheap, j’espère que l’agence l’a barré

I don’t ask for the money upfront but I expect it to be on the countertop. I won’t touch it until the client is in the shower but at least I feel relaxed

You’d rather proceed with the booking and then come back here to complain that you didn’t find the SP attractive and that the session was bad instead of just leaving? You either man up and say: it’s not what I was expecting sorry — open the envelope, give a little something and go back home...

You wait to be let in, sit on the couch, talk and then pretext an emergency