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    Ask us anything part 3

    What can be exiting about having sex in a tiny bathroom that maybe 50 other people have crapped and pissed in just before you. No thank you.
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    The thighs thread

    Gorgeous thighs very easy to recognize who lol.
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    World Cup Soccer 2026

    France is a good team for sure and have a good chance at winning it, however it is not always the best team that wins, you should ask the Dutch lol. The Netherlands were the best in at least 2 world cups and didn’t win. They were runners up in 1974,1978 and 2010. Same goes for Hungary in 1954...
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    Does the fitness of providers motivate you to workout more and get more healthy?

    No, Not for or because of the provider more for your own health. I think I look normal for my age and yes could probably lose 20-25lbs but I am not concerned so much about looks because you can’t change the age difference no matter how much you work out. I am not trying to impress SP, I am not...
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    World Cup Soccer 2026

    She doesn’t look all that great here. Wouldn’t miss a World Cup game for a session with her. World Cup only comes around every 4 years. SP that look as good as her or better you can find anytime. Then again I am a football fanatic.
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    World Cup Soccer 2026

    You are right France is an excellent team and I should have included them with Germany, Spain and Argentina.don’t know why I left them out. France is full of exceptional players from Real Madrid, to Champions League winner twice in a row. Paris St Germain I still don’t like England all that much...
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    World Cup Soccer 2026

    For the first time Canada actually has a team that on a good day can hold their own with any team. Will they win ? I wouldn’t put money on it. I still like Spain, Germany, and Argentina. The Dutch had a great second game also. England while they look good for now will probably choke as they...
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    Tips, gratuities, etc.

    This is not unusual at all and a thoughtful thing to do. With my ATF she always gives me a thoughtful gift on my birthday and Christmas she has never forgotten and it doesn’t have to be anything extravagant just the thought and appreciation of our friendship is more than enough. She is an...
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    U.S. and Israel Launch Major Attack on Iran

    Isn’t it lonely keeping a thread going all by yourself lol. You really do have a bad case of TDS. Yes we get it, Trump is an asshole, no debate necessary.
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    Tips, gratuities, etc.

    It is a personal thing. I don’t see a problem with tipping/ gifting at all. Yes I usually include a tip. I always bring wine and pastries, if it is at my place then other kind of snacks also or I might cook or bake something they cannot buy anywhere, with one lady in particular flowers are...
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    Ass or Tits?

    Definitely ass.
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    How to find a girlfriend in 2026 (outside of dating apps)?

    Other clients and SP are the perfect people to ask for advice on love and relationships lol. Seems like a movie theme for Borat. It is entertaining though
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    How to find a girlfriend in 2026 (outside of dating apps)?

    Definitely Drinkers. Half the time they can’t see strait so looks don’t matter, and won’t remember where you live or who you are. Only gripe is I wish they had better taste in wine.
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    Feeling guilty

    I think you look green to them, just like everyone else, so don’t worry.
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    How to find a girlfriend in 2026 (outside of dating apps)?

    Not even to a seafood restaurant? Such a shame it looks great on you.
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    How to find a girlfriend in 2026 (outside of dating apps)?

    You seem to have taken fantasy to another level.
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    What's your definition of a perfect session with a SP?

    Judging buy these replies the SP should be paying you guys. Seems similar to many reviews. This is why I like Merb, always makes me laugh. Me, I just like having sex with an amazing looking woman, doesn’t have to be earth shattering, if nothing else I know I will like the wine because I chose it.
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    Ask us anything part 3

    That the ballet was closed but he considers all forms of dance as an art.
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    Joke Thread

    Patient wakes up after having one of his legs amputated. His doctor says I have some good news and some bad news. We amputated the wrong leg we cut off the healthy one and left the one that was heavily infected. So what is the good news. Your infected leg is healing well.
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    La vrai difference

    Never leave your salt and pepper shaker at home and a bit of hot sauce works wonders.