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    Loss of interest

    Since the dawn of time, Men who got infinite amounts of pussy, have all come to the exact same conclusion -- everything must come to pass. Men who say otherwise never got much pussy. It's the haves vs. have nots. The abundant mindset vs. poverty mentality. Ever since I was a child, I found...
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    Who do you attract the most?

    When I used to shave my head and facial hair: - Good girls - Gay men (includes gay pickup artist) With beard and long hair: - Girls in relationships - Free spirited girls with a dormant raunchy side
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    How did you come up with your User Name?

    My brain lacked oxygen and was drier than the Sahara dessert, as blood rushed to my dick after seeing what the underworld has to offer. These are the only words and numbers I could remember in my erect and euphoric state. Doctors later confirmed I had a stroke, and the damage done has forever...
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    Don't fall in love with your regular SP

    You should totally fall in love with her. It’s one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. Experience it. Revel in it. Stare into her eyes like she’s the mother of your kids as you fuck her one last time before going to war. But it’s not real. I guess it would have been more real if...
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    Loss of interest

    Everything must come to pass. Video games, anime, watching porn, and etc. Enjoying the same thing your whole life is unusual. It becomes routine, a time pass like the endless scrolling of your phone. In some cultures, beings that do the same thing again and again are referred to as demons...
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    Photographes @XO et Euphoria

    I couldn't agree more! These pictures just don't turn me on. This type of photo editing was cool when DSLR camera was popular and no one knew how to use Photoshop. The excessive smoothing and increased shadows might be good for a muscular body of a man, but I'm not sure why they went down this...
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    Whats the most MSOG you done in 1 session? Lol

    Diet for 3-5 days prior to meeting: 1) Beef only 2) No fap or porn 3) 3 eggs per day Eating this way will increase semen production by spiking cholesterol. You can also add a handful of nuts of your choice to the mix. No fap and no porn makes sure you are not wasting your divine man sauce by...
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    Investing in the time of Corona

    The next bull marker will start once Fed pauses or cuts the interest rate. The probabilities are low for a rate cut before September 2023, but that could all change if there are more bank failures. Keep in mind, there is also the Bitcoin halving in 2024, which will start another bull market for...
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    I officially have willpower! Do you?

    There were days when seeing skin higher than the knees would give me a hard-on so hard that I'd need to visit the nearest bathroom to unleash my load. Every woman I passed by, all I could think about was fucking them in different positions while they squirmed underneath me screaming, panting...
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    Real or breast implant ?

    Do girls like a real Louis Vuitton bag or a fake one? Men are no different
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    How much do you spend on hobby every year?

    The height of Hobbying was 2019-2021 Especially the summer of 2020 when the world caved into the chaos of pussyfication and covering their faces with Maxi Pads, the Angels came to my rescue The fear of imminent death is nature's greatest aphrodisiac I'd spend 4-5k CAD per month Two sex...
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    Whats the most MSOG you done in 1 session? Lol

    Overnight Picked her up at 1:00 AM 4 shots by 5:00 AM 2 more shots in the morning Grand total = 6 shots Had I picked her up earlier, I could have put in 3 more
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    Who's the oldest SP you ever had a session with?

    42 years old (2019) A gushing squirter 3-5 squirts per hour Nasty, nasty stuff I did with her It was glorious !!!
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    A survival guide for a beginner.

    My very first question : How legal is this in Montreal ? How safe is this ? Can you get caught ? - More legal than weed. Legal enough that there is an entire board with thousands of reviews. I'm sure enforcers see Escorts too or maybe they read the reviews and imagine what life could be. Are...
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    Montreal Escorts Official Best of year 2022 Results!

    C'mon man that's offensive. It's 2023. A convertible golden dildo that turns into a vagina is more acceptable.
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    Have you met other merb members? Lol

    A modern day Disney Prince is a cuck standing in the corner masturbating to the Princess getting gangbanged by the Castle Guards. He’s in utter shame and disbelief, while she is screaming out her lungs for more. Don’t be that Cuck this Holiday season. It would be a shame to watch Providers...
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    Paying for “extras”

    I used to have a roaster of civilians, but I wouldn’t wish that even on my worst enemy. The roaster barely produced enough fucks for me keep it up. Any girl that fluttered her eyes at me or needed help with something, was immediately added. I didn’t know how to distinguish between good vs. bad...
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    Do SP's give better services to better looking clients ?

    Nope. I attacked my problems orthogonally. My solution: think like an illiterate man--intermittent fasting. Our grandparents have never heard of the term calories. Your cats and dogs don't need to get on a fucking healthy plan and get a gym membership to lose weight. Just intermittent fasting...
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    Erotic literature section of merb?

    @MCTJ absolutely! I would love to bring some back from the grave (i.e. retired escorts) as well write some horribly disgusting reviews without mentioning names.
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    Where's the best Asian food in Montreal?

    Yes @Skym! And they are open until 2:00 AM! https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g155032-d701957-Reviews-Beijing-Montreal_Quebec.html
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