AirBo's February Random Bookings - Lena Cartier & April Dyson

[Thane]

So can you tell me why Hulk panties never get ripped?

He isn't as horny as David Sel et Poivre. He's just angry!
The Hulk's pants are made of special material, and it has been hinted that Hulk's pants are made out an incredible fabric made of 'unstable molecules'. This fabric contracts and expands along with the shape of its wearer.

 

[AirBo]

Thought of the day: April Dyson would make for a pretty good Bond girl name... just like Holly Goodhead or Plenty O'Toole

 

[bodick7]

Spandex

J'ai une amie qui m'a dit une fois que les jeans en spandex, ça la faisait suer de la craque. Ha!Ha!

 

[AirBo]

J'ai une amie qui m'a dit une fois que les jeans en spandex, ça la faisait suer de la craque. Ha!Ha!

"Suer de la craque"... "Mange ma noune"... "Défonce ma plotte"

C'est tellement poétique le québécois

 

[AirBo]

BREAKING: I'm fucking horny LOL I won't say who's fault this is, but she's being very deliberate and she has it coming!

 

[Thane]

BREAKING: I'm fucking horny LOL I won't say who's fault this is, but she's being very deliberate and she has it coming!

There is a scandalous picture on her selfie thread for you. It's a subliminal message.

 

[AirBo]

There is a scandalous picture on her selfie thread for you. It's a subliminal message.

GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT!!! I NEED AAASSSSS!!!!

 

[AirBo]

She knows I'm supposed to go out now, yet she does this to me LOL she wants me to walk around with a raging boner LOL she's so devilish

 

[AirBo]

I'm gonna walk around at Ikea like a fucking zombie LOL

 

[Thane]

I'm gonna walk around at Ikea like a fucking zombie LOL

Hang some articles on your shaft. Put your boner to good use!

 

[AirBo]

Hang some articles on your shaft. Put your boner to good use!

Right now, I could hang a 20 pound dumbell and do 4 sets of 10

 

[LC18]

I am not sorry

 

[AirBo]

I am not sorry

I won't be either next time I see you

No mercy for you

 

[AirBo]

"I don't usually do that, but who cares!?"

 

[AirBo]

Thought of the day (take 2): I find it amusing to see the Cuddling thread next to mine

 

[AirBo]

Fact of the day: Do not drive with a boner thinking of Lena's tiny peachy ass. I almost had an accident as soon as I got out of the garage (would have been 100% my fault), and then I lost my way twice en route to Ikea (which I've done a 100 times before).

 

[Thane]

Fact of the day: Do not drive with a boner thinking of Lena's tiny peachy ass. I almost had an accident as soon as I got out of the garage (would have been 100% my fault), and then I lost my way twice en route to Ikea (which I've done a 100 times before).

Obviously! All the blood has flown away from your brain to your shaft!

 

[AirBo]

You should have invited her to IKEA for a social date

Backdoor in the backstore

 

[Julia Sky]

"Suer de la craque"... "Mange ma noune"... "Défonce ma plotte"

C'est tellement poétique le québécois

Enweille, drette dans pantoufle!!

You should have invited her to IKEA for a social date
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I know you're joking but this week I bought furniture and I was thinking about how much fun I'd have if someone booked an extended date and at some point we'd build furniture together. I love it, it's fun and relaxing and satisfying to me haha, just another one of my quirks

 

[Fradi]

I know you're joking but this week I bought furniture and I was thinking about how much fun I'd have if someone booked an extended date and at some point we'd build furniture together. I love it, it's fun and relaxing and satisfying to me haha, just another one of my quirks

Nope never not even with you lol.
Maybe help you put it together as a friend but as a date no way.
This is from someone who has countless bags of nuts and bolts and screws from left over from decades of assembling furniture and toys that supposedly is so simple and I am someone who can read complicated blue prints easily.
That is about as much fun as going to the dentist.