AirBo's February Random Bookings - Lena Cartier & April Dyson

[AirBo]

A perfect mix of Testosterone, horniness, humour and gentle manners…

I like how you put it. That's what I'm trying to accomplish but it's walking a fine line

I must admit (and that's what I said to April after I posted my review of hers) that said review is quite extreme, but it's a good mix of vulgarity and humour while, in the end, being absolutely respectful and in awe of the person that April is

On the other hand, Lena's review was written in a totally different style since she is a totally different person and the experience was totally different as well. Yet, in the end, she has me smitten as well

Same with the way I interact with them. The subtext / intention is the same, but I must adapt my speech

le nouveau Fox News de Merb

Hope not LOL "It's not fake news, I read it on AirBo's channel" LOL

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

So... @David Sel et Poivre ... now that the rdv is confirmed... we (well, I) want to know!

• How do you feel?
• What's on your mind?
• What mischief do you plan?
• How's the horniness level?
• How's junior?
• What's your routine?

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Well AirBo, here we go

• How do you feel?
  • I'm feel Excited, Anxious, Eager, Scared, Hoping
• What's on your mind?
  • April, April, April what else?
• What mischief do you plan?
  • Aw that my dear AirBo, is between me and the young Lady
  • Specific requests expressed (this is where the hoping cums in )
  • I'm to be her breakfast
• How's the horniness level?
  • Spoken as Avenger Dr Banner (Hulk): My secret is... I'm always horny!
  • Really, really high already...
• How's junior?
  • He is throbbing, raring to go.
  • Thickening up like an Anaconda that just ate.
• What's your routine?
  • Drinking copious amounts of Pineapple juice.
  • Not touching junior even though he trembles and wants me to choke one out.
  • Repeat to myself... I CAN DO THIS... as many times as I need too

OMG are we Tuesday yet?

 

[bodick7]

Spoken as Avenger Dr Banner (Hulk): My secret is... I'm always horny!

So can you tell me why Hulk panties never get ripped?

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

So can you tell me why Hulk panties never get ripped?

Spandex

 

[Thane]

So can you tell me why Hulk panties never get ripped?

He isn't as horny as David Sel et Poivre. He's just angry!
The Hulk's pants are made of special material, and it has been hinted that Hulk's pants are made out an incredible fabric made of 'unstable molecules'. This fabric contracts and expands along with the shape of its wearer.

 

[AirBo]

Thought of the day: April Dyson would make for a pretty good Bond girl name... just like Holly Goodhead or Plenty O'Toole

 

[bodick7]

Spandex

J'ai une amie qui m'a dit une fois que les jeans en spandex, ça la faisait suer de la craque. Ha!Ha!

 

[AirBo]

J'ai une amie qui m'a dit une fois que les jeans en spandex, ça la faisait suer de la craque. Ha!Ha!

"Suer de la craque"... "Mange ma noune"... "Défonce ma plotte"

C'est tellement poétique le québécois

 

[AirBo]

BREAKING: I'm fucking horny LOL I won't say who's fault this is, but she's being very deliberate and she has it coming!

 

[Thane]

BREAKING: I'm fucking horny LOL I won't say who's fault this is, but she's being very deliberate and she has it coming!

There is a scandalous picture on her selfie thread for you. It's a subliminal message.

 

[AirBo]

There is a scandalous picture on her selfie thread for you. It's a subliminal message.

GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT!!! I NEED AAASSSSS!!!!

 

[AirBo]

She knows I'm supposed to go out now, yet she does this to me LOL she wants me to walk around with a raging boner LOL she's so devilish

 

[AirBo]

I'm gonna walk around at Ikea like a fucking zombie LOL

 

[Thane]

I'm gonna walk around at Ikea like a fucking zombie LOL

Hang some articles on your shaft. Put your boner to good use!

 

[AirBo]

Hang some articles on your shaft. Put your boner to good use!

Right now, I could hang a 20 pound dumbell and do 4 sets of 10

 

[LC18]

I am not sorry

 

[AirBo]

I am not sorry

I won't be either next time I see you

No mercy for you

 

[AirBo]

"I don't usually do that, but who cares!?"

 

[AirBo]

Thought of the day (take 2): I find it amusing to see the Cuddling thread next to mine

 

[AirBo]

Fact of the day: Do not drive with a boner thinking of Lena's tiny peachy ass. I almost had an accident as soon as I got out of the garage (would have been 100% my fault), and then I lost my way twice en route to Ikea (which I've done a 100 times before).