MERB Banner
Montreal Escorts

Ask us anything part 2

Status
Not open for further replies.

Nachoy

Active Member
Sep 27, 2023
220
167
43
54
Wet, not an issue.
Squirting is a whole other ball game though.
Very interested how you can control that feeling. If it’s new client and you don’t know how they would react, do you just hold and run to the bathroom and release there. Or just squirt on him and wait for the reaction?
 

AirBo

Chick Hunter
Jan 18, 2020
1,601
5,144
113
I have questions :)

1- Is having a huge dick totally random or can you guess when you see a guy? What are the sure signs, if any?

2- What's the biggest / longest dick you've ever seen? What was your reaction? Were you more like "I need to go hide somewhere" or more like "OK, how am I going to maneuver around this" or else?
 
Last edited:
  • Haha
Reactions: Thane

NatashaSnow

Well-Known Member
Jun 28, 2023
218
705
93
Montréal
oooooh! My time to shine you @Nachoy and @AirBo are totally up my alley now.

Very interested how you can control that feeling. If it’s new client and you don’t know how they would react, do you just hold and run to the bathroom and release there. Or just squirt on him and wait for the reaction?

I have squirting down to a science. I had a boyfriend back when I was 18 or so who was obsessed with squirting and got me started. From there « I could ». Since then, it’s been a very promiscuous decade or so up until my ex who was equally as obsessed and sealed the deal on my Sensei status. So yes, I can control it, I know how to make it happen in any condition and I know how to show someone how to do it (to me or themselves).

that being said, usually my clients know I squirt
(It’s in my ad, I talk about it on social media and pages and all) and it’s really obvious when they’re trying to get me to squirt. If they’re actively trying then I just let it happen. If I’m not sure they’re actually trying for that but it’s gonna happen anyway; I’ll ask like: if squirting happens do you want a warning? If they say no, then I’ll ask if they’re sure because it can be pretty impressive in the spray down department. One guy had seen squirting before but really not many times and I guess he hadn’t seen my content … poor soul said he didn’t need a warning and when it happened ….

IMG_6256.gif


When on the right spot, doing the right thing in right conditions, you can feel it build up and, at the right time, you either have to remove your hand / dick / toy etc from inside ze vajine and push at the same time for the spray to happen it’s not gonna happen with something inside and it’s not going to happen if you don’t push .. so its easy to avoid .. If my guest doesn’t want to be sprayed or I’m unsure I’ll just not do it. It just takes a tiny shift of the body to « lose thespot » and prevent it from happening …

Re: the original question of wetness/squirting consistently’ with each client throughout the day: if I’m tired, it’s late, I didn’t drink enough or already had a massive squirt session not too long ago, I’ll have maybe one squirt or none. And achieving a good squirt show/session will be way more difficult and tedious. Squirt is finite, at some point there’s not lwft

hopefully that makes sense and I didn’t ramble too much.


I have questions :)

1- Is having a huge dick totally random or can you guess when you see a guy? What are the sure signs, if any?

2- What's the biggest / longest dick you've ever seen? What was your reaction? Were you more like "I need to go hide somewhere" or more like "OK, how am I going to maneuver around this" or else?

Size queen here. Yes I can tell what one is packing and my error rate is *extremely* low. First, « big dick energy » is absolutely a thing. That one is a bit harder to describe. I guess I could simplify it to an effortless assurance bordering on cockyness but without falling in arrogance in ones energy.

Aside from that:
Tall and lanky : sure shot big dick. You see one of those walk in your door and you know you’re in trouble.
^^ those two are my 100% sure shot signs.

otherwise,
• talks about big dick unprompted: smaller than average or VERY average and absolutely nothing to write home about.
• Blue collar construction guy w dad bod 5’8 - 5’10/11 type: above official average but sometimes surprising on the girth. All of the men in this category think they’re small but they’re really not. These are the 5.5 to 7 inchers.

ive never met a dick that made me wonder how I would manoeuver yet. My only thought for the handful of above 8 inches I’ve seen was “don’t lose your footing while on top”.

it’s more the *really* small ones that surprise me and I never expect than big.


friendly PSA

SQUIRT ≠ ORGASM

 
Last edited:

NatashaSnow

Well-Known Member
Jun 28, 2023
218
705
93
Montréal
Squirting comes out from the urethra, which is connected to the bladder, what else can you find in a bladder besides urine?

your sperm comes out your urethra, so it’s pee then right?

no it’s not. obviously. Because your one urethra, on the inside, splits and goes to your prostate and nuts and on the other side to the bladder and your body kinda blocks off one side when you’re horny / cumming etc. Hense why peeing is so hard when bonered. However, there are traces of pee In sperm and traces of sperm in pee, just because they pick up what’s been “left on the road” on the way out.
I would compare it to where you have your trachea and oesophagus in your throat. Do you swallow into your lungs? No. Because there’s a “clapet” that prevents you from doing so at the top of the trachea and a sphincter before the stomach. same thing.
 

Giselle Montreal

Supporting Member
Sep 28, 2014
538
1,667
93
Montreal
www.gisellemontreal.com
your sperm comes out your urethra, so it’s pee then right?

no it’s not. obviously. Because your one urethra, on the inside, splits and goes to your prostate and nuts and on the other side to the bladder and your body kinda blocks off one side when you’re horny / cumming etc. Hense why peeing is so hard when bonered. However, there are traces of pee In sperm and traces of sperm in pee, just because they pick up what’s been “left on the road” on the way out.
I would compare it to where you have your trachea and oesophagus in your throat. Do you swallow into your lungs? No. Because there’s a “clapet” that prevents you from doing so at the top of the trachea and a sphincter before the stomach. same thing.
It still doesn't answer the question. Since women's urethra is only connected to our bladder, what else than urine could contain a squirt?
 

peachy

Active Member
Dec 13, 2023
64
179
33
65
Every time I see an "ask me/us anything" thread, all I can think of is Monty Python and "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Sorry for going off track here folks. Have a good day. :D
 
  • Haha
  • Like
Reactions: Daffy and AirBo

AirBo

Chick Hunter
Jan 18, 2020
1,601
5,144
113
oooooh! My time to shine you @Nachoy and @AirBo are totally up my alley now

I know :) I'm developing a HUGE crush (not dick, unfortunately lol) on you. Don't change a thing, you little devil.

I have squirting down to a science.

Funny, I have anal down to a science LOL

To each their own I guess :)
 
Last edited:

Cap'tain Fantastic

Well-Known Member
Aug 3, 2011
4,126
7,947
113
your sperm comes out your urethra, so it’s pee then right?

no it’s not. obviously. Because your one urethra, on the inside, splits and goes to your prostate and nuts and on the other side to the bladder and your body kinda blocks off one side when you’re horny / cumming etc. Hense why peeing is so hard when bonered. However, there are traces of pee In sperm and traces of sperm in pee, just because they pick up what’s been “left on the road” on the way out.
I would compare it to where you have your trachea and oesophagus in your throat. Do you swallow into your lungs? No. Because there’s a “clapet” that prevents you from doing so at the top of the trachea and a sphincter before the stomach. same thing.
Comparing the two genital apparatus is absolutely ridiculous, so is comparing to the œsophagus, sorry. You have a prostate? What else is your urethra connected to? Do you have any special apparatus that medical science is not aware of?
 
  • Like
Reactions: LC18

NatashaSnow

Well-Known Member
Jun 28, 2023
218
705
93
Montréal
Comparing the two genital apparatus is absolutely ridiculous, so is comparing to the œsophagus, sorry. You have a prostate? What else is your urethra connected to? Do you have any special apparatus that medical science is not aware of?
I’m not no sure about what you mean with your question but in comparing it in that there can be one exit with more than one origin and the oesophagus to your male internal configuration on order to illustrate the above mentioned point
 

Nachoy

Active Member
Sep 27, 2023
220
167
43
54
oooooh! My time to shine you @Nachoy and @AirBo are totally up my alley now.



I have squirting down to a science. I had a boyfriend back when I was 18 or so who was obsessed with squirting and got me started. From there « I could ». Since then, it’s been a very promiscuous decade or so up until my ex who was equally as obsessed and sealed the deal on my Sensei status. So yes, I can control it, I know how to make it happen in any condition and I know how to show someone how to do it (to me or themselves).

that being said, usually my clients know I squirt
(It’s in my ad, I talk about it on social media and pages and all) and it’s really obvious when they’re trying to get me to squirt. If they’re actively trying then I just let it happen. If I’m not sure they’re actually trying for that but it’s gonna happen anyway; I’ll ask like: if squirting happens do you want a warning? If they say no, then I’ll ask if they’re sure because it can be pretty impressive in the spray down department. One guy had seen squirting before but really not many times and I guess he hadn’t seen my content … poor soul said he didn’t need a warning and when it happened ….

View attachment 64327

When on the right spot, doing the right thing in right conditions, you can feel it build up and, at the right time, you either have to remove your hand / dick / toy etc from inside ze vajine and push at the same time for the spray to happen it’s not gonna happen with something inside and it’s not going to happen if you don’t push .. so its easy to avoid .. If my guest doesn’t want to be sprayed or I’m unsure I’ll just not do it. It just takes a tiny shift of the body to « lose thespot » and prevent it from happening …

Re: the original question of wetness/squirting consistently’ with each client throughout the day: if I’m tired, it’s late, I didn’t drink enough or already had a massive squirt session not too long ago, I’ll have maybe one squirt or none. And achieving a good squirt show/session will be way more difficult and tedious. Squirt is finite, at some point there’s not lwft

hopefully that makes sense and I didn’t ramble too much.




Size queen here. Yes I can tell what one is packing and my error rate is *extremely* low. First, « big dick energy » is absolutely a thing. That one is a bit harder to describe. I guess I could simplify it to an effortless assurance bordering on cockyness but without falling in arrogance in ones energy.

Aside from that:
Tall and lanky : sure shot big dick. You see one of those walk in your door and you know you’re in trouble.
^^ those two are my 100% sure shot signs.

otherwise,
• talks about big dick unprompted: smaller than average or VERY average and absolutely nothing to write home about.
• Blue collar construction guy w dad bod 5’8 - 5’10/11 type: above official average but sometimes surprising on the girth. All of the men in this category think they’re small but they’re really not. These are the 5.5 to 7 inchers.

ive never met a dick that made me wonder how I would manoeuver yet. My only thought for the handful of above 8 inches I’ve seen was “don’t lose your footing while on top”.

it’s more the *really* small ones that surprise me and I never expect than big.



friendly PSA


SQUIRT ≠ ORGASM

question about squirting.
How is the feeling different from peeing?
Is more like explosion of stream than a slow stream ?
I thinking that the Skene glands might explain the squirt . can you squirt with regular peeing?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Toronto Escorts