Best Line in a TV Comedy or Drama

[cloudsurf]

President Underwood telling his wife`s lover...."Tom don`t cheat on my wife".
House of Cards

 

[ShyMan]

Clint Eastwood line "Make My Day". I finally saw that movie on Netflix; I know it's dated but still my all time favorite. Oh, Samuel Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction -- the dude's wallet "Mother Fu@ker"

 

[Doc Holliday]

Clint Eastwood line "Make My Day". I finally saw that movie on Netflix; I know it's dated but still my all time favorite. Oh, Samuel Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction -- the dude's wallet "Mother Fu@ker"

These famous lines appeared in movies, not on tv shows which is what the thread is about.

 

[Doc Holliday]

From Seinfeld's infamous 'The Soup Nazi' episode:

"No soup for you!!!!!!!!"

 

[ShyMan]

My bad, DH. You're right. I haven't had much time to watch TV of late.

 

[ssj3]

"Ok, you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance."
-Chandler Bing

 

[Mr. Spock]

Jed Clampett - "Well doggie"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13gxhHYPuko

 

[EagerBeaver]

Biker wedding vow Opie took on Sons of Anarchy:

“I promise, always, to cherish and protect you…and treat you as good as my leather and ride you as much as my Harley."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2DA5kJTRvEE

 

[ssj3]

"The last thing you'll ever see is a Stark staring down at you as you die."
- Arya Stark

 

[detour098deleted]

You're my free pass … bitch." Breaking bad Jess

 

[ssj3]

You're my free pass … bitch." Breaking bad Jess

"Yeah science! Bitch!" -Jesse Pinkman :lol:

 

[EagerBeaver]

You're my free pass … bitch." Breaking bad Jess

The scene is here:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2Wb1BbDuM

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

“To the Moon, Alice!” Ralph Kramden, “The Honeymooners”/“The Jackie Gleason Show”

 

[peacemaker88]

“I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business.” – Walter White

 

[RoyBatty69]

"Giggity Giggity Goo." Family Guy Quagmire

 

[joelcairo]

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

 

[charmer_]

From Seinfeld's infamous 'The Soup Nazi' episode:

"No soup for you!!!!!!!!"

Got another one:

"By the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"

-- Teri Hatcher on Seinfeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

 

[joelcairo]

Well, if we're talking Seinfeld:

"Are you still the master of your domain?"

 

[joelcairo]

Lousy show, good quote (Baretta): "I'm the heat."