What's the best way to cancel a SP appointment without looking like an ass? I was absolutely grossed out recently but went along any way to not look like a jerk. They didn't look like pic.
Cancelling Appointment
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back in the day, the etiquette was:
gentlemen give $40+ for the troubles
scrubs very kindly refuse and apologize to the girl and booker.
losers run away
deliberate Bait&Switch don't deserve a tip imo unless you plan on going to that agency again (obviously not a reputable agency)
homie, why you get caught in B&S situation?
gentlemen give $40+ for the troubles
scrubs very kindly refuse and apologize to the girl and booker.
losers run away
deliberate Bait&Switch don't deserve a tip imo unless you plan on going to that agency again (obviously not a reputable agency)
homie, why you get caught in B&S situation?
In this case, you should still pay the full agreed amount. If you are doing too many cancellations, these agencies and the girls will lose money and if that happens, these agencies might ban you or take your booking request only if there is no other client. In case of independent SP, you can definitely bring up this point at the time of booking and see if you can agree upon a cancellation fee.
Another option is to go to massage parlors instead of agencies or independent SPs. There you could get a presentation of girls and if you only like a girl, you take the service. If you do not like anyone, then you can leave usually without paying any presentation fees.
What happened ? Indy. She stank and could sense I thought she stank (even though I never said anything)
She excused herself 2x to goto bathroom to groom but still came out stanky.
I'm sticking to agency girls from now on.
Not to mentioned looked gross AF and was extremely hard to book (major bitchy attitude, which is what pissed me off but I kept it in me and came on here to rant about and let it out).
Also clogged my bathroom since she dumped toilet paper inside after attempting to clean her self.
She excused herself 2x to goto bathroom to groom but still came out stanky.
I'm sticking to agency girls from now on.
Not to mentioned looked gross AF and was extremely hard to book (major bitchy attitude, which is what pissed me off but I kept it in me and came on here to rant about and let it out).
Also clogged my bathroom since she dumped toilet paper inside after attempting to clean her self.
Perhaps you should do a review and post a link so no one else has the misfortune of seeing her.
Unfortunately for you.
It's part of the experience.
With indies announcing themselves on popular platforms, it happens.
I don't want to be (cliché?), this is like in all service purchases we have according to our investment.
Yes with agencies, your chances of being satisfied are very high.
Having said that, as long as I'm there, I try to explain to her how it works, and I give her some money , especially since the amount should not be very high. I know I'm naive because she's going to take the money and not make any changes because she has no choice.
It's part of the experience.
With indies announcing themselves on popular platforms, it happens.
I don't want to be (cliché?), this is like in all service purchases we have according to our investment.
Yes with agencies, your chances of being satisfied are very high.
Having said that, as long as I'm there, I try to explain to her how it works, and I give her some money , especially since the amount should not be very high. I know I'm naive because she's going to take the money and not make any changes because she has no choice.
I turned away of incall SP a few times, it was only indies though... either they didn't look like their picture or their place looked dirty.
I never had to turn back an outcall SP, but then I only dealt with agencies when it comes to outcalls. My plan though is to gives her 50$ if she at least has the same shape and ethnicity as on her picture, but if its a completely different girl, I leave her out with 0$
My worst experiences has been with MP... the experience can vary too much with those: with many MP, there's no frame to the service (ie.: Montreal Nuru & Massage Absolut), some girls there offer a very good service but others didn't even want me to touch them and even if you see the girl before, you don't know how she look naked, how she smell, how her skin is and you only see her for a few seconds. The problem is that you can only figure that 10-20 minutes in the session so I think it is too late to not pay. Still a few times I just stood up, paid the 30 minutes prices (which is still 75% of the hour price) and left.
I never had to turn back an outcall SP, but then I only dealt with agencies when it comes to outcalls. My plan though is to gives her 50$ if she at least has the same shape and ethnicity as on her picture, but if its a completely different girl, I leave her out with 0$
My worst experiences has been with MP... the experience can vary too much with those: with many MP, there's no frame to the service (ie.: Montreal Nuru & Massage Absolut), some girls there offer a very good service but others didn't even want me to touch them and even if you see the girl before, you don't know how she look naked, how she smell, how her skin is and you only see her for a few seconds. The problem is that you can only figure that 10-20 minutes in the session so I think it is too late to not pay. Still a few times I just stood up, paid the 30 minutes prices (which is still 75% of the hour price) and left.
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Off topic, but I think their should be a non written rule that they can't poop during a client session. Same as not working during her period.
Absolutely! She must hold it in, that will guarantee you an excellent session.
In fact that's exactly why many prefer rubber fuck dolls, you never run into problems with them.
I don't think this will guarantee you a great session, if you have an average session, think yourself lucky.
Maybe many like inflatable dolls, but not me, it takes a real wife from me.
Ok.. lets turn this into poop talk.
I think the best would be that she try to hold it for the remaining part of the hour, but if its longer or she can't hold it, then she has to warn that she doesn't feel well and need the bathroom for some time and take a full shower after and spray some Febreeze in the bathroom to clear the scent.
Personally it would turn me off considerably to smell poop or think that she may not have cleaned her ass well as I rub it.
I think the best would be that she try to hold it for the remaining part of the hour, but if its longer or she can't hold it, then she has to warn that she doesn't feel well and need the bathroom for some time and take a full shower after and spray some Febreeze in the bathroom to clear the scent.
Personally it would turn me off considerably to smell poop or think that she may not have cleaned her ass well as I rub it.
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I think if a girl clearly uses fake pics then I would not feel bad about turning her away at the door. But that would require a girl having a face pic. If she blurs her face, it is nearly impossible to be certain that the pic is fake as opposed to doctored or just favorable. I think you have to assume that every girl will choose pics that are most flattering and in all likelihood they will be airbrushed or photoshopped in some way. This is totally reasonable. The person who shows up to your door will be real not photoshopped. If she doesnt look as nice as her pics, I think you need to just be a decent human about the whole thing.
The thing is, if you are booking a girl from a MERB advertising agency or MERB advertising indy, this will basically never happen. None of these girls uses fake pics. The only possible issue is that the girl might not have a pretty face and you wont know it because her face is blurred in her pics.
Several years ago, I booked a girl from a major agency and when she showed up at my door, i thought her face was really unattractive - not just plain, but unattractive. Her body was exactly like her pics. She was also a total sweetheart - super nice, gregarious and totally wanting to please me. I was kind of surprised to find a major agency girl with an unattractive face and I didnt really now what to do. In the end, I went ahead with everything and tried my best not to let on that I was not attracted to her. I also chose not to write a review, but I did tell the booker about it. My reason for doing so was so that he could have feedback on my taste and also to explain why he would not be seeing a review - I pretty much review every girl I book when I take a trip to Montreal. My reasoning for not writing a review is that I would not really be able to give an honest assessment of her skill and service if I was turned off by her face. The issue was something she had no control over and not anything have to do with honesty or being misleading.
II think if you book a girl and the girl who shows up is not attractive to you, it is ok to send her home immediately, but you need to pay some portion of the fee. If her pictures are accurate, I think it needs to be at least half. I dont think it is necessary to be blunt, it would probably be easier to say something like, I am sorry but you look just like my sister or mother or something.
The thing is, if you are booking a girl from a MERB advertising agency or MERB advertising indy, this will basically never happen. None of these girls uses fake pics. The only possible issue is that the girl might not have a pretty face and you wont know it because her face is blurred in her pics.
Several years ago, I booked a girl from a major agency and when she showed up at my door, i thought her face was really unattractive - not just plain, but unattractive. Her body was exactly like her pics. She was also a total sweetheart - super nice, gregarious and totally wanting to please me. I was kind of surprised to find a major agency girl with an unattractive face and I didnt really now what to do. In the end, I went ahead with everything and tried my best not to let on that I was not attracted to her. I also chose not to write a review, but I did tell the booker about it. My reason for doing so was so that he could have feedback on my taste and also to explain why he would not be seeing a review - I pretty much review every girl I book when I take a trip to Montreal. My reasoning for not writing a review is that I would not really be able to give an honest assessment of her skill and service if I was turned off by her face. The issue was something she had no control over and not anything have to do with honesty or being misleading.
II think if you book a girl and the girl who shows up is not attractive to you, it is ok to send her home immediately, but you need to pay some portion of the fee. If her pictures are accurate, I think it needs to be at least half. I dont think it is necessary to be blunt, it would probably be easier to say something like, I am sorry but you look just like my sister or mother or something.
I always remember this chic from Laval working for a major agency. There was only one pic on the website and when I asked how the feedback on her was from the booker all I got was wishy washy yada yada yada, so I was like fuck it, send her. When she rolled in i was very much like WTF and started to wonder how much of a dick I’d be if I sent her back? Was trying to figure out if I could make this work. She walked up to me and put her arms around me and looked @ me and asked me what I do for a living. I told her I’m a physician and she immediately smiled and said “ oh babyyyy, I loooove physics.” I walked over to the minibar poured us both a glass of grey goose that was in the fridge and told her “you know, I think you and me are gonna be A OK.” Then she received a text from her booker and looked at me immediately asked for her donation. I was like damn, poor girl. Looks like we r goin through with this TNB, be a gentleman. She then told me she was hungry and I slapped some PBJ and jelly on two loafs of bread for her. There was just something quite sensual about how she ate that PBJ sandwich. And when she finished the sandwich and licked her lips, shit, that got me poppin a chubby. When she told me “baby, that was the best sandwich I ever had” I jumped her and we began crazy DFK. She wasn’t the best looking but she was a nice girl and I found a way to appreciate that. Post coital convo involved a discussion about getting chased by cougars in Alberta. Anywhoo, unless a chics a bitch, I doubt I’d send away.
That might be the funniest post ever made on this forum
I once offered a girl to order off the room service menu and she told me “I don’t eat meat because I’m a veterinarian.” I appreciated the conflict of interest so we ordered salads.
I have never turned a girl away in Montreal. Never! I’ve opened the door and said Mehhh? But by the end of the appointment they left me satisfied. Having said this, I think if there is a deliberate bait and switch I would certainly feel no obligation to go through with the session. I would also think that there is no obligation to pay anything but I probably would pay a nominal cancellation fee of ~40$ just to avoid a scene or worse. I once drunk dialed a BP girl in Dallas that arrived at 2am and started spewing out a list of restrictions before we had a stitch of clothing off. I said “I’m cancelling” and she yelled “I’m going down to the front desk and tell them that you’re calling hookers.” I think I paid her 60$-80$ to leave even though low end girls would play this game “I won’t discuss service...” prior to the call for legal reasons but the real reason is because they don’t intend to give any service. Shame on me for drunk dialing a BP girl in the first place.
The one right you have...no, the one obligation you have is to write a review. Write the negative review and get ready for the backlash from the agency shills and white knights and from other guys that had a great time with her prior to her burn out or prior to the 30lbs she put on or prior to the time she got hooked on drug xyz etc. These guys just can’t believe you had a bad time because the same girl rocked their world just last year. I think writing a negative review is better than starting or interjecting in multiple threads about how every girl has bad hygiene.
I have never turned a girl away in Montreal. Never! I’ve opened the door and said Mehhh? But by the end of the appointment they left me satisfied. Having said this, I think if there is a deliberate bait and switch I would certainly feel no obligation to go through with the session. I would also think that there is no obligation to pay anything but I probably would pay a nominal cancellation fee of ~40$ just to avoid a scene or worse. I once drunk dialed a BP girl in Dallas that arrived at 2am and started spewing out a list of restrictions before we had a stitch of clothing off. I said “I’m cancelling” and she yelled “I’m going down to the front desk and tell them that you’re calling hookers.” I think I paid her 60$-80$ to leave even though low end girls would play this game “I won’t discuss service...” prior to the call for legal reasons but the real reason is because they don’t intend to give any service. Shame on me for drunk dialing a BP girl in the first place.
The one right you have...no, the one obligation you have is to write a review. Write the negative review and get ready for the backlash from the agency shills and white knights and from other guys that had a great time with her prior to her burn out or prior to the 30lbs she put on or prior to the time she got hooked on drug xyz etc. These guys just can’t believe you had a bad time because the same girl rocked their world just last year. I think writing a negative review is better than starting or interjecting in multiple threads about how every girl has bad hygiene.
IMHO, you get there and it's not the girl, turn around and walk away. If I went to a restaurant and ordered a steak and the served my corn flakes I wouldn't eat the corn flakes and pay for the steak ! You guys are the clients. I have walked away when it's not the advertised girl. Once I even knocked on the door and the girl although pretty wasn't the one I saw, she said they do this all the time, I walked away with her screaming insults at me. Have a little pride and stand up for yourself, walk away ! If we do this regularly there will be les bait and switch
I have walked out 3 times and never paid a cent due to been given false info to agree to see her. Do not care about looks too much but when you are told 5'5" , 110lbs with C's and a 5'10" 180lb with DD's opens the door..... Exit stage left.
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