Current age and relationship status of MERB hobbyists (REVISED with new options)

[Rusty Staub]

My apologies to the 28 people that already voted on the old thread but due to popular demand I have revised the polling options to the maximum 10 allowed to better capture the MERB audience.

Please re-vote

 

[Rusty Staub]

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(Also if you tried to PM me - and based on e-mail notifications several of you did - my in-box is no longer full)

 

[Rusty Staub]

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[freezin]

These results surprise me. I thought most merbites were in their early 20's.
I always assumed I was older than most on the board.

 

[Doc Holliday]

These results surprise me. I thought most merbites were in their early 20's.
I always assumed I was older than most on the board.

Nah. Not me. It's easier to get laid for free when you're in your 20's and 30's. Then when you hit the 40's, it's a different story. Then the 50's....ah, fogedaboutit!!!

 

[jeff jones]

These results surprise me. I thought most merbites were in their early 20's.
I always assumed I was older than most on the board.

To me the average merbite would be easily 40+ when you are in twenties you are much more likely to be around the bars trying to pick up the young ladies and not pay. However when you get in your forties and fifties it gets a whole lot trickier for most to pick up that hot 20 yr old but thankfully there is enough hot 20 yr old sp's and strippers that find those brown bills extremly attractive and to be very smooth talkers, much smoother then i will ever be. When it comes to bills it is the one time age does not matter the only thing that matters is the colour of the bill, a few brown ones or a lot of green ones usually have the desired effect

 

[Merlot]

Hello all,

For many of them, an escort is the typical street worker, with the high heels, heavy makeup & drug problems. They likely look down at people they've heard or know about who've used the services of an escort.

Yup, for the younger crowd there is pride, stigma, and the lack of need the years can bring.

These results surprise me. I thought most merbites were in their early 20's.
I always assumed I was older than most on the board.

I am not surprised there are many more older guys here. I'm sure the ladies know about it all too well. But DAMN! There sure are a lot of geriatrics playing in this hobby. I'm surprised it can prosper with all of the high cholesterol, blood pressure issues, varicose veins, and especially looming prostate issues. No wonder some months are slow when colonoscopy season begins...lol. But it is nice to see some old gunslingers still have the bullets in their revolvers.

All hail Viagra,

Merlot

 

[Doc Holliday]

But DAMN! There sure are a lot of geriatrics playing in this hobby. I'm surprised it can prosper with all of the high cholesterol, blood pressure issues, varicose veins, and especially looming prostate issues. But it is nice to see some old gunslingers still have the bullets in their revolvers.

A lot of it for many isn't about 'having bullets in their revolvers'. It's all about loneliness & the need to be intimate with somebody.

Anyways.......

Hail Cialis!

 

[Kasp_ar]

Nah. Not me. It's easier to get laid for free when you're in your 20's and 30's. Then when you hit the 40's, it's a different story. Then the 50's....ah, fogedaboutit!!!

Hey Doc, Sorry to hear that you're ready to fade away in the 50s. Take a leaf from me who's still out there in my 70s. All it takes is replacing the wine chalice with Cialis - the old man's drug of choice. Also, when it comes to guys of a certain age, the old adage "use it or lose it" kicks in, and if you're lucky enough to have inherited a player's genes and you keep playing, you'll end up weighting the poll towards the upper age group for a long time to come (or cum, which, by the way, is also a great advantage that comes with age).

Kasp_ar

 

[jeff jones]

Many might get socially lazy & stop wanting to date women...what's the use, they might say to themselves...i can just go to Montreal, grab the phone, and call up an sp just like i'm calling for a pizza. Why go through all that trouble? However, years later when they start reminiscing, they realize that they've spent (or wasted) large amounts of $$ on this 'lifestyle' and the more they think about it, the more depressed they get. They feel guilty, remorseful.....why did i spend all of that money on sex? They begin to wonder how their lives would be today if they hadn't spent all that money & invest so much of their time on what has become almost an addiction.

The spark comes back. He hits the internet websites & the new batch of women are indeed quite attractive. The reviews are great. He can't wait! And then it continues....just like being on a merry-go-round. Round and round....

In my younger days like a lot of people i had my share of dates, but i have been at this a long time and i have spent a lot of money on sp's, booze and strippers the rest of my money i just wasted I must be a sicko because i just keep having fun at this, i haven't hit the reminiscing or the regret part yet and don't think i will anytime soon. Now will you all leave me alone for a bit as i have some research to do for my upcoming trip to line up some dates, because my merry go round has not come to a halt yet, around and around i go again

 

[Mike Mercury]

These results surprise me. I thought most merbites were in their early 20's.
I always assumed I was older than most on the board.

In my 20's I had 20 year old GFs and eventually a wife. And 20 year old pussy is always wet and willing.

As for 50 year old cougars. They want a 20 year old guy.

 

[Doc Holliday]

In my younger days like a lot of people i had my share of dates, but i have been at this a long time and i have spent a lot of money on sp's, booze and strippers the rest of my money i just wasted I must be a sicko because i just keep having fun at this, i haven't hit the reminiscing or the regret part yet and don't think i will anytime soon. Now will you all leave me alone for a bit as i have some research to do for my upcoming trip to line up some dates, because my merry go round has not come to a halt yet, around and around i go again

I get ya. I also must be a total sicko since i'm still having fun at this & can't find a reason why it should end. Life is great!!

 

[freezin]

Take a leaf from me who's still out there in my 70s.
Kasp_ar

Kasp! My man... are you serious? My hat is off to you.
How do you find the reception from agencies and SPs?
Do some of the young SPs feel uncomfortable with you or are they all fair game?

 

[Dauphin]

freezin : «Do some of the young SPs feel uncomfortable with you or are they all fair game? »

I would be curious to hear from some of the damzels on this issue of older men hobbying and how they feel about them... Care to comment ?

 

[jeff jones]

I would be curious to hear from some of the damzels on this issue of older men hobbying and how they feel about them... Care to comment ?

You may not want to know what most sp's thinks of Johns at any age, it may not be nearly as glowing as a lot of Johns think, but of course any sp who would answer this question is going to tell you want you want to hear, the real truth may not be all that great for business.

 

[Dauphin]

You may not want to know what most sp`s thinks of Johns at any age, it may not be nearly as glowing as a lot of Johns think, but of course any sp who would answer this question is going to tell you want you want to hear, the real truth may not be all that great for business.

I understand your point and I dont expect any raving sp`s endorsement about Johns as you state it. Nevertheless, certain damzels do bring to this business a sense of acceptance and humour as well as a keen eye for characterising clients. The real truth you are suggesting has already been amply portrayed by a famous companion, now deceased, one known as Marylin, of Private Lies, who became Nelly Arcan, the author of «Whore» (Putain), now translated in at least 27 languages... I`m just curious and can cope with all kinds of viewpoints...

 

[johnmbot]

certain damzels do bring to this business a sense of acceptance and humour as well as a keen eye for characterising clients... I'm just curious and can cope with all kinds of viewpoints...

there's no need for sp's to answer these types of ?'s.

all you have to do is think about all the great, very good, good, average, below average, poor, and mean stuff you can imagine hearing about a customer, and that is your answer.

 

[jeff jones]

there's no need for sp's to answer these types of ?'s.

all you have to do is think about all the great, very good, good, average, below average, poor, and mean stuff you can imagine hearing about a customer, and that is your answer.

If the answer is great, very good, or good she is telling you want you want to hear in almost all cases.

 

[freezin]

You may not want to know what most sp's thinks of Johns at any age, it may not be nearly as glowing as a lot of Johns think, but of course any sp who would answer this question is going to tell you want you want to hear, the real truth may not be all that great for business.

Yeah .... I had an experience with one SP who really likes to offer up unsolicited but truthful insights on what she thought of me and her many other clients. It was not a pleasant experience for me to endure.

 

[Kasp_ar]

The Power of the Brownie

Kasp! My man... are you serious? My hat is off to you. How do you find the reception from agencies and SPs? Do some of the young SPs feel uncomfortable with you or are they all fair game?

To reply requires consideration of several factors.

1. As we all are aware, sexual gratification is an individual experience. I can only tell you about the factors that I consider when looking to get off.

2. I'm old enough to have accept the inevitable reality that I'm neither George Clooney nor Casanova, So, I don't have to go through the mind games or gymnastics of mentally or physically seducing my provider.

3. One thing about Cialis, it doesn't do a thing for you unless you're being physically stimulated - the better the stimulation, the better the ultimate experience. The trick - to find the best providers in the art of supplying the stimulation. I pays the money, and she better be up to the task of seeing that I get off!

4. Years and years of experience have taught me that while a young pretty thing may be great for the slippery main act, they're usually deficient in delivering sensuality - sex is easy to find, but sensuality is in short supply amongst youngsters in their 20s. Another thing. unfortunately for me. while I'm aesthetically drawn to Asian women, in my personal experience I've found that sensuality is not part of their sexual repertoire.

5. I limit myself to MPs, because it's here that I can best hope to find a provider who aggressively delivers that perfect blend of both sensuality and sexuality that gives the Cialis the optimum opportunity to work well. I can indulge in a completely passive role, leaving whatever happens to the imagination and skills of the provider.

6. So, with Asians and youngsters not in my sights, I primarily limit myself to the more upscale MPs, like the 2214 where I can count on Victoria to discreetly present only providers who are up to meeting my demanding criteria.

7. Finally, I make it a point to be known as a good tipper. Experience has taught me that the colour of a brownie easily trumps age, looks and performance. Providers are not there to find a husband. They're looking to make a good buck at a job that's easier than being a waitress, cleaning houses or sitting in front of a computer all day.

I hope that this gets close to answering your questions. If not, try to pm me.

Kasp_ar