I just tell my age right of the bat. It kills the pressure of wrong guess …or right
Did a SP ever say something that hurt your feelings?
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I really couldn’t care less about age, that is why I can joke about it easily.
Everyone was young once and you don’t get a medal for it, but not everyone lives to get old.
I wish my wife lived long enough to be able to see her grandchildren, she would have been a fabulous grandmother.
Every man's dream. I never spent a dime but met my GF at a strip club and it has been 10 years. Stopped dancing 2 years after we started.A long time ago at the Zipper in Saint-Hyacinthe, I spent a crazy amount of time in a booth, doing nasty things with a girl. When I finally put an end to it and handled her $300 she said I don’t need your money, take me to your place, I want your dick! It made me feel like a miserable sex object!
This thread is hilarious!
My worst fear is that someone says to me: You should have shaved...it would help me to find it.
My worst fear is that someone says to me: You should have shaved...it would help me to find it.
After i gave a piss-poor performance (nerves!) the 2nd sp i ever saw looked at me & said “Maybe your not meant to see escorts.” I nodded & told her maybe she was right. So it took nearly a year until i saw another one.
Five years later i bumped into her at the first gt i ever attended. She was now an agency owner & came to talk to me at the end of the evening with one of her girls who supposedly had asked her to set her up with me. She looked very familiar so i asked her if she had once worked for Heartbreakers under the name of the second girl i ever saw. To my surprise it was her & when i told her that she was my #2 sp ever she looked pleased and replied “I don’t really remember but i’m sure we had a great time, right?” I chuckled & rolled my eyes & told her it had been an awful experience (which was totally my fault) and that she had even suggested that seeing escorts was probably not meant for me. On top of my awful performance i remembered that she wasn’t in the right mood to work that night. She wasn’t supposed to work when they called her, was battling a cold & just had a fight with her then-boyfriend. It was actually a relief to bump into her & reminisce. About a year or so later the agency owner thing didn’t work out & she returned to escorting. No i did not see her. Lol
Five years later i bumped into her at the first gt i ever attended. She was now an agency owner & came to talk to me at the end of the evening with one of her girls who supposedly had asked her to set her up with me. She looked very familiar so i asked her if she had once worked for Heartbreakers under the name of the second girl i ever saw. To my surprise it was her & when i told her that she was my #2 sp ever she looked pleased and replied “I don’t really remember but i’m sure we had a great time, right?” I chuckled & rolled my eyes & told her it had been an awful experience (which was totally my fault) and that she had even suggested that seeing escorts was probably not meant for me. On top of my awful performance i remembered that she wasn’t in the right mood to work that night. She wasn’t supposed to work when they called her, was battling a cold & just had a fight with her then-boyfriend. It was actually a relief to bump into her & reminisce. About a year or so later the agency owner thing didn’t work out & she returned to escorting. No i did not see her. Lol
An escort once asked me what I did for a living and I told her I was an attorney. She said to me, "you don't look like an attorney." I said, "what do I look like?" She said, "either a cop or a construction worker." I don't know if that hurt my feelings so much as surprised me. I interpreted it as her telling me I looked blue collar.
Another time, when I was relatively inexperienced around 25 years ago, I came really quickly as a result of a covered blow job from an escort in Boston, Mass. I must have come within 20 seconds of the BJ starting. She looked at me and deadpanned, "excellent condom!!!!!!!!"
Another time, when I was relatively inexperienced around 25 years ago, I came really quickly as a result of a covered blow job from an escort in Boston, Mass. I must have come within 20 seconds of the BJ starting. She looked at me and deadpanned, "excellent condom!!!!!!!!"
While I empathize with your situation and "ugly" women (SPs or IRL) telling you that your standards are too high (WTF, really), the way you talk about women who are not of your taste boggles me. Even if you pay and you're disappointed, they deserve a bit more respect. It goes both ways...
I think we are all left to wonder if VanHamm spoke or communicated with this woman in such a way that it precipitated such a comment. Lack of respect is pretty easy for most escorts to pick up, and those who denigrate women in private have a way of showing it in public as well.
This ^^^. Never once have I had a SP say anything derogatory to me or criticize me in any way because I have never once did that to them or been rude or abusive online on forums. It truly is a case of you get what you give in this world.
On a lighter note, the only negative thing that I remember a lady saying to me was "Sorry, I know we talked about anal but I think your cock might be too painful so we can't". Lol.
"Sorry, I know we talked about anal but I think your cock might be too painful so we can't". Lol.
I know the feeling. Both disappointing and rewarding
I empathized when he started sharing his stories, but at this point they seem to be self inflicted. While being conventionally attractive does help social encounters (SP or not!), having courtesy and basic respect is much more important. If you only have bad dates and experiences, maybe it's a you problem. We reap what we sow.
It's better than: "I don't usually offer it, but in your case I can make the exception".On a lighter note, the only negative thing that I remember a lady saying to me was "Sorry, I know we talked about anal but I think your cock might be too painful so we can't". Lol.
You are definitely not making a hit with the way you talk about women.
If she was so unattractive why on earth would you pay money to see her or does your vison fluctuate lol.
Honestly you seem to have zero respect for women, perhaps that is the reason you get exactly the same in return.
If that man told her that her boobs were sagging to her knees, I fully support her insulting him back
Le gars est deep dans la rhétorique des incels. La red pill dans son avatar veut tout dire. Je l'ai déjà vu pété un plomb et traité les gens qui challengeaient son point de vue de "simps".
Alors bof pour la sympathie.
Alors bof pour la sympathie.
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