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Maybe.............

Techman said:
I'm not sure why, but this thread makes me think of robertpal for some reason. :D

Maybe we should name this new fetish after him.
 

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Techman said:
I'm not sure why, but this thread makes me think of robertpal for some reason. :D

techman,

roberpal.....lol
i thing i have a little bid more class than roberpal:rolleyes:
it was just a question because it happend to me and i was kind od disgusted so i wanted to share it with merb,so what is the big deal ?:confused:
i seen much worse thread than that;)
 

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armpit is hormone
pussy is hormone
but sorry shit is shit bro...there is no hormone in the ass
but after #2 the sp should have washed her ass:in europe
they have the bidet , thats there for that my friend.Some of my french girlfriends told me that they wash their ass after each #2... something to learn everyday.I japan too they have bidet integrated to the bowl. Also in some countries ,there is no toilet paper and you have to wash your ass...


SHIT! This thread is hilarious! God bless the guy who invented the bidet, that should not even be optional, it should be a standard.

Bensonobalia was commenting about how good the natural smell is... somehow, I thought I read somewhere that he felt every women smelled and tasted like lube. Must not be the same guy! :rolleyes:

I agree with Bensonobalia on one thing though : too much perfume is bad! Nothing is worse than going down on a woman who just used those baby wipes many providers seem to be carrying around. Beurk!

Obvio, after she finished her "job" you should have suggest her she takes a quick shower (or even go in the shower with her) and from now on, why don't you carry some pocket size "Glade" or leave some matches near your toilet. Just a thought...
 
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Lilly Lombard said:
Obvio, after she finished her "job" you should have suggest her she takes a quick shower (or even go in the shower with her) and from now on, why don't you carry some pocket size "Glade" or leave some matches near your toilet. Just a thought...


not a bad idea lilly:rolleyes:
 

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Yes, in most cases I do prefer a woman's natural ....though I don't think that it is

Lilly Lombard said:
Bensonobalia was commenting about how good the natural smell is... somehow, I thought I read somewhere that he felt every women smelled and tasted like lube. Must not be the same guy! :rolleyes:

I agree with Bensonobalia on one thing though : too much perfume is bad! Nothing is worse than going down on a woman who just used those baby wipes many providers seem to be carrying around. Beurk!

Yes, in most cases I do prefer a woman's natural ....though I don't think that it is a contradiction to say that most girls try to hide it.....

Anyway, thrilled you read my stuff sometimes MD. I checked out your site too....and boy, if I could afford you, I'd take a spin around there in as minute. Cheers.
 

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bensonnobalia said:
Anyway, thrilled you read my stuff sometimes MD. I checked out your site too....and boy, if I could afford you, I'd take a spin around there in as minute. Cheers.

Save your pennies, she's well worth it ;)
 

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bensonnobalia said:
Yes, in most cases I do prefer a woman's natural ....though I don't think that it is a contradiction to say that most girls try to hide it.....

Anyway, thrilled you read my stuff sometimes MD. I checked out your site too....and boy, if I could afford you, I'd take a spin around there in as minute. Cheers.


I don't know if they try to hide their smell or if they just try to hide the previous guy's smell! :eek: I remember when I worked in a SC that is part of the reason why we used a lot of perfume...

The comment was for me or MD?? If it's for me, I am sure you wouldn't since I'm not 19 and I offer less than Eleganza... (well, in amount of girls that is cause I can only be 1 person....). :p


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Q - I wonder if the agency who delivers the girl knocks off 5-10 mins when the girl uses the toilet for personal needs like that or if it's on the client's time?? Anyone knows?
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Lilly Lombard said:
Q - I wonder if the agency who delivers the girl knocks off 5-10 mins when the girl uses the toilet for personal needs like that or if it's on the client's time?? Anyone knows?
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It's both. It's like when you rent the ice in hockey. You pay for the hour, but you only get 50 minutes, the last ten minutes they pass the Zamboni.

With an SP, you pay for 60 minutes, but the last ten minutes are shower time.
 

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Imagine the complaints if it was a lady hiring a male escort and right off the bat he disappeared into the bathroom with a magazine. She would be lucky to get 15 minutes out of a one hour session! ;)
 

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One time an sp went in the bathroom right away because she needed to "go".... Don't know if it was number one or two but I kept picturing her taking a smelly nasty dump and it was not so arousing!:D

Anyway, there were no smells and she looked sooo hot, when she came out, I forgot about all those images pretty fast!;)
 

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wtf???

seriously sorry but that is pretty disgusting....i dont want to know hellooooo:eek: :eek:
 

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I once had a sp with a stinky ass while doing doggy style with her and I wasn't even trying to smell, it just hit me accross the face. It really turned me off, so to make a bad situation good again I had her get me off with her feet since they were nicely pedicured.


Cheers!!!

The Don
 

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While of course the precious little flowers we invite in to choke down on our hogs, eat our anuses, slurp down our cum, and allow goo-blasting all over their faces, hair, breasts, ears and eyes, accept golden showers or mudslides would never dream of doing anything fundamentally human like burp, shit or piss in front of us, it should come as no surprise to anyone that yes, girls actually do fart. And do other icky stuff, just like us men.

It has been my experience that right near the toilet in most places is something called 'the shower'.
 
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