Well, she just left and yet again my routine hasn't failed 
Do you have a particular routine when seeing a SP?
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I don t sleep well the night before,I confirm the appointment and then shave,shower and leave ,I try to get there half hour before to park or make sure not to be late and have one drink like an ice tea with alcohol and relax ,I don’t have expectations and forget allé reviews on merb because it could be so different from one to another.Well, she just left and yet again my routine hasn't failed
I ask for a massage at the start and usually offer one in return before we get into action.
The rest of my routine is more common I believe.
The rest of my routine is more common I believe.
I do the opposite. After a nice hug and caress intro, I like to "get comfortable" (naked) as soon as possible, and I always start out massaging her. I usually get great responses as I have taught Esalen massage (very sensual not directly sexual) to couples and usually get a great response whether in a chair at a strip club, massage or escort companion. Ask her to turn over, and I especially enjoy doing breast massage to smaller natural breasts - caring sensual, not what I am told is the more usual grab and poke. The work into nice cuddling that progresses to more intimacy.
My routine starts as soon as I get the hitch of looking to book a girl.
Every single time, I have to go through this long talk with my dick about why he won’t have a saying in the choosing process! It’s a real chore for me since he has developed, over the years, quite an array of arguments and, also, he’s now mastering the art of dialectics so I find myself in for a long philosophical discussion about it, he even, at times, threatens me of letting me down!
Every single time, I have to go through this long talk with my dick about why he won’t have a saying in the choosing process! It’s a real chore for me since he has developed, over the years, quite an array of arguments and, also, he’s now mastering the art of dialectics so I find myself in for a long philosophical discussion about it, he even, at times, threatens me of letting me down!
4 hookers in this is my routine.
1. I shave my balls & my pubic area CLEAN with Gillette and Philips One Blade.
2. The night prior I check my to do list for both EuphoriaGirls & EscortsXo [I made a list of those who accept to fuck black Kings]
3. I pick the hooker I want to fuck around midnight {Euphoria often release the schedule around that time sadly}
4. I go to sleep and wake up around 8:30 to text the booker and secure my spot (incall always)
5. I prepare my trick bag for the appointment later on [money, lotion, towels, shower robe, flip flops, perfume, etc]
6. I proceed to go put gas in my car and roll a FAT BLUNT to smoke 1h before go time.
7. I come back home and empty my bladder & stomach 2 and a half hour before leaving my place(no milk, no cheese or anything that could make me fart or shit 72 hours before booking).
8. After i’m done taking a dump I hit the shower with cold water.
9. I leave my house early (we all know MTL is a construction site cesspool) and go near the incall location, I ingest a strong edible + I smoke the huge backwood I rolled earlier to ensure a very hard and intense climax when I nut.
10. I spray perfume to get rid of the weed smell and I start walking to the condo while texting the booker that I’m at the door {they usually give you the appartment 4-6 mins after you text them that you’re there}.
11. I go in knock give her the money, go take a shower, put lotion on my thighs, meet her in the bedroom, don’t kiss, don’t daty/dato, don’t digits, get my dick sucked, put on the condom, fuck her hard bust a nut (x2) catch my breath, barely converse with the hooker hit the shower again and leave.
1. I shave my balls & my pubic area CLEAN with Gillette and Philips One Blade.
2. The night prior I check my to do list for both EuphoriaGirls & EscortsXo [I made a list of those who accept to fuck black Kings]
3. I pick the hooker I want to fuck around midnight {Euphoria often release the schedule around that time sadly}
4. I go to sleep and wake up around 8:30 to text the booker and secure my spot (incall always)
5. I prepare my trick bag for the appointment later on [money, lotion, towels, shower robe, flip flops, perfume, etc]
6. I proceed to go put gas in my car and roll a FAT BLUNT to smoke 1h before go time.
7. I come back home and empty my bladder & stomach 2 and a half hour before leaving my place(no milk, no cheese or anything that could make me fart or shit 72 hours before booking).
8. After i’m done taking a dump I hit the shower with cold water.
9. I leave my house early (we all know MTL is a construction site cesspool) and go near the incall location, I ingest a strong edible + I smoke the huge backwood I rolled earlier to ensure a very hard and intense climax when I nut.
10. I spray perfume to get rid of the weed smell and I start walking to the condo while texting the booker that I’m at the door {they usually give you the appartment 4-6 mins after you text them that you’re there}.
11. I go in knock give her the money, go take a shower, put lotion on my thighs, meet her in the bedroom, don’t kiss, don’t daty/dato, don’t digits, get my dick sucked, put on the condom, fuck her hard bust a nut (x2) catch my breath, barely converse with the hooker hit the shower again and leave.
Assuming this is listed chronologically, I would absolutely not wait till the next morning to text the booker, unless you are sleeping on your decision. Too many times have I texted in morning just to find out that the girl is already booked for the time I am available.
Considering that you are manscaping before you know who is available, does it mean you always manage to book a girl of your preference? (Asking because it's hard for me to find the girl I want to be available especially at Euphoria)
Lastly, what's the purpose for lotion on the thighs?
As there’s many girls who accepts booking from Black Kings at both Euphoria & Xo and I’m only 4 escorts in therefore I still have a big variety of about 30 hookers (15 from each agencies) that I can pick from.
C’est comme une liste de rappel au travail, je descend la list si une des filles que je désire baiser n’est pas disponible dans les heures où moi je le suis. Appart la toute 1re fois avec Euphoria quand je voulais loué Bianca le booker m’a dit qu’elle refuse de voir ma démographie donc j’ai prit une fille qu’il m’a recommander et qui n’était absolument pas mon type mais l’expérience c’est bien déroulé.
Lotion on the thighs is to help the blood to flow in your private areas. I recommend Pjur or Nooky (available on Amazon).
Could you give me few exemples of escorts who are often fully booked when you text? Cause it has yet to happen to me tbh wheather with Euphoria or Xo.
I did not know about the blood flow thing; thanks, I will read up on it!
I am a bit more picky when it comes to providers as I have a certain type. I guess if you have 30 girls that fit your criteria it's indeed easier.
Examples of girls at Euphoria that are often fully booked or not on the schedule that often in the first place: Alice, Kylie, Kayla, and the hardest to book Zoey.
You’re very welcomed.
Oh you’re a fan of petite women okay I get it. Me I like to try new body types. Kayla & Zoey don’t see Black Kings therefore I don’t have your issue. Only girl that comes to mind that I want to book that is usually in high demands would be Amira.
Some of my superstitions…
After the shower never look at yourself in the mirror as it may severely affect your erection.
If you accidently did it, put in the envelope another $20, it may partially mitigate it
When the door opens always take one step back with some appropriate soft sound as you are impressed by the girl’s beauty. There is no woman in this world that does not deserve it.
If you want to compliment girl’s brain power and wit, do it only at the session end. At the beginning she may take it as evidence that you find her sexually unappealing.
Do not touch boobs and genitals for the first 5 minutes of the foreplay. It is a bad omen.
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After the shower never look at yourself in the mirror as it may severely affect your erection.
If you accidently did it, put in the envelope another $20, it may partially mitigate it
When the door opens always take one step back with some appropriate soft sound as you are impressed by the girl’s beauty. There is no woman in this world that does not deserve it.
If you want to compliment girl’s brain power and wit, do it only at the session end. At the beginning she may take it as evidence that you find her sexually unappealing.
Do not touch boobs and genitals for the first 5 minutes of the foreplay. It is a bad omen.
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I do breath work, cold shower, earthing and stretching. Then again, I do this everyday.
my routine is dress casual be in a good mood or vibe and be clean as hell
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Ok , i am intrigued by this routine, would someone tell me more about the edible routine?
And how it helps..
Thanks in advance,
I posted a reply here because i didn't want to hijack the other thread and have the thread derailed.
Don’t know about the other guy but for me it enhance the climax feeling. It’s like a kamehameha coming out of my dick followed by a brain fog where I can barely walk, talk or think straight. I suppose cumming under the influce of molly is a similar feeling. Also sativa is the “happy/feel good” type of cannabism as the indicia is more of a couch potatoe vybe. Go to Oka and but some mate. Take 1 hit like 1hour before your booking for the effect to reach their zenith.
When the door opens always take one step back with some appropriate soft sound as you are impressed by the girl’s beauty. There is no woman in this world that does not deserve it.
Or enter and then let her know how pretty you think she is. It's more discreet than standing in the hallway while she's in the door frame wearing lingerie haha
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