And on the third day, God created the earth and the oceans from the tears He shed for the injustices He knew men would face for generations to come (Genesis, 1:9). Economic power - taken away by a majority of female CEOs. Political power - taken away by a majority of female presidents and prime ministers elected worldwide by women with exclusive rights to vote. Power even over his own body! - taken away by legislating what could happen to his seed once he spread it, forcing him to spread it by forbidding his use of any form of birth control, and regulating his sexual encounters with the other sex.
And then, I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth (Revelation 6:8). The apocalypse had come.
The end.