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Unfortunately its little complicated then that in Quebec as Quebec government laws do not allow francophones to
learn english in the schools. (This could be touchy subject or discussion in itself) as the froancophones don't have the same
"Right" or "Freedom" of an anglophone or an alophone in Quebec. Where most of minority group can attend any schools
they want to but francophones are allowed to go only to french schools. In Quebec, some of the minority
group kids are already tringlingual while in elementary school.

actually, allophones don't have any more rights than francophones. an allophone has to go through the french system unless one of their parents went to an english school in ROC. same thing for a francophone. if one of their parents went to a Canadian english school, they are allowed to go to the english schooling system

it explains why immigrants are only allowed in the french system even if they speak perfectly english. once out of HS, bill 101 doesn't apply to which education system you want to go to

anyway, bill 101 only applies if said business has a brick and mortar in Quebec otherwise, they can choose as they please

as for merb, they are a website/board/forum but they don't sell anything and that includes service. the bill doesn't apply as of now
 

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J'ajouterais un élément: d'un autre côté, il y a beaucoup d'Indy à Mtl qui proviennent de l'extérieur du Québec qui sont unilingues anglaise. Quand je leur demande (en anglais) un peu pourquoi, la plupart me répondent qu'elles sont ici que sur une base temporaire, que de toute façon leurs clients, autant des anglophones (canadiens, américains) que francophones, leur parlent directement en anglais et que le français, ''it's a difficult language, you know''

Et je découvre par la suite que pour plusieurs, leur séjour ''temporaire'' dure depuis déjà plusieurs années et qu'elles se vantent de parler espagnol, portugais ou même un peu le farsi. Mais, même pas foutu de baragouiner un ''Bonjour, ça va?'' après tout ce temps????

Pourquoi? parce que pour certaines, elles n'en sentent pas le besoin et elles s'en foutent royalement, malheureusement!
 

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Also, sometimes I wander if the non french speaking clients do any effort to learn some french especially
the ones who are regulars visiting Montreal ???

I hope they do. Ask any french quebeccer he will tell you all we want is an initial effort. Just say Bonjour!

I know my friend SSJ ask me for french advice all the time. And he is getting good! I write to him things to say to the girl like "tu es une vrai jolie pétasse tu sais?" haha but SSJ is wise and he knows I am a bastard so he never falls for it ;)

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I hope they do. Ask any french quebeccer he will tell you all we want is an initial effort. Just say Bonjour!

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I have to disagree with that comment, many times I will try to talk in French and get it so close and all I get back is Qua.
Example, I am looking for potato salad, in IGA I asked 2 store attendants for salad patat ( french accent ) both guys had no idea what I was saying, finally after 3 m8n of trying to explain one of them days Ah.. salad du patat... now WTF is that all about, and there are many more examples like that.
An anglo in Montreal has no issues, an anglo in small town Quebec does.
 

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An anglo in Montreal has no issues, an anglo in small town Quebec does.

Correct. That is true, sadly... And I know for a fact that the same is also true in small town outside of quebec towards french people.

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Correct. That is true, sadly... And I know for a fact that the same is also true in small town outside of quebec towards french people.

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That is correct, I work in many small town in western Canada and French is not adored but many know it is because of your politicians not the people themselves.
The issue now is Quebec politicians trying to block the Energy East Pipeline and at the same time trying to make a deal with Iran to get their oil, good reason to be upset is it not?
 

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Friends of mine returned from a 3 week Europe trip last night, they never ever had a problem using English to get around.
It is the international language especially for business.
 

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Brittany, The title is a bit say, not respectful. Either be replaced with better wording or at least take out one "F". it should be "French Canadian" or "Fucking Canadian". The every Canadian should get their fair share.
 

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Microsoft's "dedicated French employees" are computer science majors and engineers, probably recent college grads who took a few French classes in high school and barely passed. They are science nerds but language flunkees whose French sucks monkey balls. If they spoke French well, then they would be making more money as deposition and court translators than they are being paid lower wages by Microsoft for entry level customer service technician services. They make the same as the English reps, which is next to nothing.

My cousin is a court translator in spanish, he speak the language for years, and he has been a translator of paperwork (and even translated a book with another guy) and yet he says its the hardest of everything he does. Because its simultaneous, you basically have to talk while the other is still talking. But hey you know that im sure... lol. So you need a VERY HIGH LEVEL of second language to do that. I could not do it in english even if i was offered the job tomorow...

Its true some of them are not that good (microsoft employees) but most of them are actually not that bad, they will only have a little trouble when you use too much quebec french like for exemple if you say "ma xbox est fucké tabarnak, a marche pus, ke c faut j'fasse". But granted even a parisian would not understand this... ;)

beaucoup d'Indy à Mtl qui proviennent de l'extérieur du Québec qui sont unilingues anglaise. , leur séjour ''temporaire'' dure depuis déjà plusieurs années et qu'elles se vantent de parler espagnol, portugais ou même un peu le farsi. Mais, même pas foutu de baragouiner un ''Bonjour, ça va?'' après tout ce temps????

elles n'en sentent pas le besoin et elles s'en foutent royalement, malheureusement!

Qu'esce que le farsi? Le language des dindes? LOL dsl elle était trop facile. Ouais je sais, ces un peu comme les joueurs de hockey qui passe leur carriere a Montreal et que les seuls mot qu'ils savent dire est "merci beaucoup" et "bonjour". Je sais dire sa en russe, en japonais et en allemand et pourtant j'ai jamais été dans ces pays. Bref ces pas bin bin dur mettons. Aprendre un minimum de phrase serais pas pire, surtout qu a 2-3 millions par années ou plus, disons ta les moyens de te le payer le prof... Pour revenir au SP bah si leur business fonctionne ces correct. Ces sur qu'avant tout on est pas la pour la conversation sa va sans dire... Mais bon ces tellement plus le fun tombé sur une fille que tu peut communiqué avec, que se sois dans la langue mais aussi dans tes passions. Genre j'en ai pogné une coupe qui gamais et on parlais de jeu, s'etait le fun et facile car pour moi sa vien naturellement. Yen a d'autre que serieux je savais pas quoi dire et elle a parlais pas non plus, genre akward silence ou j'ai du precipité le sex plus ou moin parce que s'etait trop bizarre. Mais bon sa va dans l'autre sense aussi, j'en ai vu certaine qui n'arretais pas de parler a un moment, et je suis assez "grande gueule" moi meme, avant je m'en rendre compte le temps fillais et on avais 20 min de passé. Pour sa je joke la dessus des fois et je dit que JE suis clock watcher parce que sinon je pourais parler et le temps passerais sans que je m'en rendent compte. Enfin bref ces un peu loin du sujet dsl.

Example, I am looking for potato salad, in IGA I asked 2 store attendants for salad patat ( french accent ) both guys had no idea what I was saying, finally after 3 m8n of trying to explain one of them days Ah.. salad du patat... now WTF is that all about, and there are many more examples like that.

Depends on how you pronounce. Honestly if you say "salade patate" just like that he could even think you are calling him a patate... lol. Its a french expression to call somebody an idiot. So you may have sound like "i want a salad, patate" Im just saying. Its not the most common food too. Honestly im sure the clerks just legitly didn't know what you where talking about. Usually we apreciate when peoples try there best to speak in french. Once i was at the hotel and the chinese clerk was terrible in french but he tried hard, i let him try it for maybe 2-3 mins then i said politely i apreciate the effort but its cool we can talk in english. His pronounciation was terrible but the guy is chinese !! Its a very different language than his own for a start and was probably like a 4th language for him. French is surely much more easy to learn for an english person than a chinese person. Kinda like it would be much easier for me to learn spanish than chinese.

An anglo in Montreal has no issues, an anglo in small town Quebec does.

Yes cause most peoples only speak french in small towns in Quebec as its our language. We don't need to communicate otherwise. Honestly i can count on my hands the number of times i encountered english speaking persons in my own town, and i even was a clerk in a camping couple years ago. There is a few english towns tough , or should i say small towns with a larger english population than usual, but they have that "indian reserve" vibe if i can say, i mean its like you leave regular Quebec and arrive in a totally different place. I kinda had that feeling first time i got to Montreal on my own as an adult. It was a cultural shock.

To be able to communicate properly, you are dreaming for the most part, especially when it comes to people that regularly visit ten- twenty different countries.

Funny story my cousin who i said is a translator in spanish now, well he actually learn the language cause he was going in vacation in spanish countries. He took lessons to be sure to not have trouble communicating and he ended up where he is today. Now granted he may not had done as well in a more complex language, as spanish is pretty simple and close to french, but still his idea to take lessons was very good.

Now obviously i put myself in the shoes of persons who travel for vacation and such, not business man PDG that travel all the time in 20 countries as you say. Obviously when it comes to compagny stuff they will use the simpliest language. It make sense.
 

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I have to disagree with that comment, many times I will try to talk in French and get it so close and all I get back is Qua.
Example, I am looking for potato salad, in IGA I asked 2 store attendants for salad patat ( french accent ) both guys had no idea what I was saying, finally after 3 m8n of trying to explain one of them days Ah.. salad du patat... now WTF is that all about, and there are many more examples like that.

As an Anglophone I have run into the same problem, until I realized my French sucks moose balls, my pronunciations totally suck elephant balls, and I am in most cases wasting my time. I have gotten "qua" and a couple times I was asked to repeat what I was saying, and when I did, I got a burst of hip slapping laughter when they realized what I was trying to say. And then I try to explain that I listen to French on TV to hear how the words are pronounced, but everyone is talking too fast, and they don't slow down for me. So I stick to English except a few token words to show courtesy. But I can read French and order off a menu. I know what the words mean. I just can't say them. Sometimes I point. Anyway you reach a point in life where you realize you do not have talent at foreign languages and do not have the time or energy to compensate for the lack of talent. And then you say to yourself, "gotta move on to what I can actually do in life." Otherwise it's an exercise in torturing yourself. I also don't have any real talent for playing basketball although I love the sport, both to play it and watch it, so I stick to watching it because I just can't get the job done on the court. A man has to know his limitations.
 

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When I said " salad patat " my Quebec relatives say I said it correct, I missed the du.
Another time I was in a breakfast place I went toba lot, I knew the waitress was on a hoilday and I asked her " Bonne Vacancy " the y pronounced like in English. Same thing qua? I repeated myself and gaim qua, my daughter was with me and said dad, it is " Bonne Vacanc " no emphisis on the Y. Again, WTF, she just came back from a hoilday and could have out 2 and 2 together.
Pretty sure that if I just came back from Mexico and someone asked me if I had a good vacanc ( no Y ) I would have been able to figure it out even after a bowl or two.
I still try, I know who I can speak to in town and who to avoid at banks, grocery etc.
 

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When I said " salad patat " my Quebec relatives say I said it correct, I missed the du.
and I asked her " Bonne Vacancy " the y pronounced like in English. Same thing qua?

Actually its Salade DE patate. I dunno how you pronounce it but its how i would say it. Its not very common, not like Salade de Chou or such... Honestly i think i heard that like once or twice and it was during the hollidays at the big familly dinner, one of my aunt had done that...

As for your Bonne Vacance, the thing is, in french you don't ask it like that. Even if you emphasize on the question tone, it shound weird. In quebec we would say "pis les vacance etait tu bonne?". Now could she had put 2 and 2, yes maybe, but depends how you pronounced it and where did you placed it in the conversation.

When i play online with american or english canadian teamates i have the bad reflex of always saying "In your back" when they have an ennemies trying to backstab them. I should be saying "Behind You" and i know it, but during the heat of the moment im too use of the french version. In french with my other teamates we always shout "Dans ton dos, dans ton dos" wich translate literally to "in your back" so while it happen really fast i guess my brain does a literal translation. Happened a few times too i just said "dans ton dos" and then had to correct myself remembering my teamate is not french. All of this to say sometimes we try but it come out weird lol
 

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Well honestly more peoples say patates then pommes de terre tough... don't think i know a single person that use "pommes de terre"
 

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If I encountered a French-only dude working at IGA, my instinct would be to say, "Salad de Pomme??????" Although I know that can be confused with apple, I would figure he would be able to figure it out, after all they don't make salads from apples. But he could send me looking for apple sauce, if he did not figure it out. And there is a big difference between potato salad and apple sauce although you use both as a side dish.
 

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I know my sentence structure sucks and I do not have the Uh or Du accent. I am a German, if things went the right way everyone would be speaking German, Germans genes were not to need another language.
I know it is BS but it is the best I can come up with a present time.
 

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Any self respecting German family would disown you.

Although I am not German myself, I do eat a lot of sauerkraut, and I think that any self respecting German should not be looking for potato salad in IGA. STN should be ashamed of himself. Me personally I cannot eat a potato salad unless it is home made. I never eat store bought potato, pasta or tuna salad, I make it myself.

I agree that Germans make the best potato salad, and Germans also make the best sauerkraut (and cars) although there is a very good American Sauerkraut brand called Saverne, which makes an Artisanal Kraut with Craft Beer. It's the best American made sauerkraut I have tasted.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Saverne-...75035&wl11=online&wl12=41589139&wl13=&veh=sem
 

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How the hell did we divert the thread to potato salad!

By the way, unless you live in Outremont, it's salade de patate and not salade de pomme de terre.

And by the way number 2 I really like mine with either chopped scallops and/or chopped pickles. And a lot of black pepper.

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