If your in a massage room for a couple of hours or more I can see why a person would want a bathroom in the room. Take a quick piss, things like that.
Guys that frequent Massage Parlors like YPG ect.....
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Especially if you are sharing libations. Like I said previously many times the lady would need to leave the room to go for a pee during long sessions 90, 2hrs or 3hrs.
Long sessions at YPG are not uncommon with certain ladys and their steady clients.
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I am not getting the issue, in a 3 hour session it's somehow a problem to take one minute to walk down the hall and take a piss? Don't you have to walk down the hall to get the massage room in the first place? Or would the preference be that the MP develop Star Trek like technology to "beam you up" into the MP rooms? And how inefficient would the massage room spaces be at Adagio if you constructed toilets within each room instead of just having one outside the rooms in the hallway? Not to mention more pipes and more toilets means more clogs, more plungers and plumbers needing to be called more often and greater water usage. I haven't seen this type of construction that is being suggested in MPs in Montreal, NYC or CT. Where does it exist? In the massage rooms on the USS Enterprise?
Charmer, please go to work on some beaming technology for the MPs, and once you perfect the technology I will assist you with the patent/trademark and we can split the profits.
Charmer, please go to work on some beaming technology for the MPs, and once you perfect the technology I will assist you with the patent/trademark and we can split the profits.
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Ahhh...taking into account MEN who frequent MPS want to remain Anonymous.
Im sure they want to be walking down the hallway with the recepionist leading the way and a client in a towel comes out of the room heading to the bathroom all the way in the back of the place.
Yup, thats not likely to happen is it???
Well it has...
Thats all im going to say about this subject.
Since I wasnt the one who originally pointed out possible scenarios involving long sessions and needing to use the bathroom...which of course doesnt happen.
Im done...thanks
Yeah but you can't be beamed into the rooms anonymously, you have to walk down the hall......see my last post. If you want total anonymity go to a hotel and order an outcall with a MP girl you have seen or an SP.
Also, the good MPs check the hallway before letting you out of your room so I don't know what your experience has been but it's not been mine. The girl opens the door, checks to see if the "coast is clear" and lets you go to the bathroom. It's part of their job and training.
You guys are not talking about the YPG and Adagio I know. I have no idea what you are talking about. I need to get back to Montreal to see if things changed from back in the day, but border looks closed for rest of 2021. I wish one of the MPs would post if they stopped training girls to monitor the hallways for safe passage.
Also, the good MPs check the hallway before letting you out of your room so I don't know what your experience has been but it's not been mine. The girl opens the door, checks to see if the "coast is clear" and lets you go to the bathroom. It's part of their job and training.
You guys are not talking about the YPG and Adagio I know. I have no idea what you are talking about. I need to get back to Montreal to see if things changed from back in the day, but border looks closed for rest of 2021. I wish one of the MPs would post if they stopped training girls to monitor the hallways for safe passage.
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2214 and YPG always ensure you never cross paths with another client, unless you just happen to arrive at the same time.
I remember the old Spa Évasion in Longueuil with their waiting area next to the reception desk. Once when I went there were 2 other guys sitting waiting for their girl or room to be ready. I was new to Montreal and didn’t really know anybody, so I didn’t give a shit who may have seen me.
That's what I thought. I did not understand how all of a sudden this became in issue in 2021, when it never was before. As far as arriving at the same time as another client, if that is going to be an issue, you should really not be going to an MP in the first place.
Whaaaaa...am I wrong in saying you'll need a bathroom eventually if it's more than a 3+ hour appointment?
And yeah...I'd never do my business in front of a SP. Guess the only bathroom @ YPG Spa is the most feasible option (don't see them building enclosed bathrooms in each room anytime soon, which would probably be ridiculous).
Just a bit of a hassle to get to there in the middle of an appointment is all I'm saying. Especially if you're unclothed from the massage. You lose the time from putting something on, checking if the coast is clear, walking there, coming back, getting undressed again, quick rinse, etc.
Maybe bringing a robe or something like that would work, just in case.
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Charmer,
Just to play the hypothetical game here- IF the owner of YPG had a $1 million laying around with nothing to do with it, and IF the landlord would actually allow such a renovation (which is very unlikely), and IF the Montreal building/zoning department approved permits for the construction (and some of the $1 million might need to be used to bribe someone at the building department to look the other way on something, like why these bathrooms are actually needed in the first place, LOL), because of the massiveness of the YPG massage rooms, I think it is theoretically possible to do. I was more thinking of Adagio, which has much smaller but well appointed massage rooms, with its shoe-horned shower stalls. At Adagio, it would be physically impossible to do, unless you drilled a hole in the wall and ran a water pipe into the room and attached it to a toilet in the very corner of the room, with no stall. This would be pretty far beyond ridiculous.
The $1,000,000 would be better invested, if YPG had it laying around somewhere and if you can convince Mari, in developing some Star Trek-like beaming technology. My memory is that you have some engineering background. If so, this could be well put to use in developing this technology for MPs not only in Montreal, but across Canada, and across the USA, China, Europe..........there is money to be made, my friend.
You could be our "Scotty".
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LOL....1 million dollar bathroom!?!?!Charmer,
Just to play the hypothetical game here- IF the owner of YPG had a $1 million laying around with nothing to do with it, and IF the landlord would actually allow such a renovation (which is very unlikely), and IF the Montreal building/zoning department approved permits for the construction (and some of the $1 million might need to be used to bribe someone at the building department to look the other way on something, like why these bathrooms are actually needed in the first place, LOL), because of the massiveness of the YPG massage rooms, I think it is theoretically possible to do. I was more thinking of Adagio, which has much smaller but well appointed massage rooms, with its shoe-horned shower stalls. At Adagio, it would be physically impossible to do, unless you drilled a hole in the wall and ran a water pipe into the room and attached it to a toilet in the very corner of the room, with no stall. This would be pretty far beyond ridiculous.
The $1,000,000 would be better invested, if YPG had it laying around somewhere and if you can convince Mari, in developing some Star Trek-like beaming technology. My memory is that you have some engineering background. If so, this could be well put to use in developing this technology for MPs not only in Montreal, but across Canada, and across the USA, China, Europe..........there is money to be made, my friend.
Even the Gulfstream IV declared A.O.G, my team and I performed pre flight checks and run up. For one of the members of the Saudi Royal Family(name with held for security reasons)....didnt have a bathroom, that expensive!
And this is a true fn story.
Would you like to hear about Opra Winfrey, John Travolta, Bill Cosbys flying machines?
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I'm peeing in the shower. Sorted,
LOL, Did you really think i am using a real budgetary number in a discussion about something that is absurdly ridiculous at any price and has hidden costs have not even been discussed? The discussion was a fucking joke from the time it was first mentioned in this thread and has been treated accordingly. We are talking about stupidity for which no number makes it any less stupid, but a bigger number makes a better point. But, if someone does act on it, the biggest part of the budget is not materials or labor, it's probably going to be the bribe money needed.
In the case of Adagio.....it would not be 1 "bathroom"......more like 8. And you would have to renovate the rooms to be able to fit the bathrooms, so maybe 8 rooms shrinks down to 6 or 5. When you got through doing that renovation, who knows what it would cost. Why any MP would reduce the number of massage rooms, thereby decreasing their profits, in order to increase the number of bathrooms, is something that is not really capable of being answered.
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Wait, so the Star Trek beaming device was just a joke?
shower.
Walking down the hall to the bathroom wouldn’t be terrible as they tend to check the coast is clear.
However I only had 1 experience where I needed to pee. Offered to go to the bathroom but the girl was like screw that. Just go in the shower
as for really long dates, you’re better off doing it outside the place.
Walking down the hall to the bathroom wouldn’t be terrible as they tend to check the coast is clear.
However I only had 1 experience where I needed to pee. Offered to go to the bathroom but the girl was like screw that. Just go in the shower
as for really long dates, you’re better off doing it outside the place.
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I had a 6 hands once, but it was in China. Girls were so bored when i came in, they were just happy to see a customer (and his wallet). Great memories!
Almost the same experience, except. It wasnt me who needed to pee, it was the girl.
So rather than dress, creep down the hallway to the bathroon, loose the mood, time, and going through all that, mood killing shit.
I told her hey, just go in the shower, and she did.
Quickly washed again and the mood was still there.
Bonus, washed and freshened up, again!!!
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I dont have any problem with peeing in the shower, I mean when the shower is running right? As long as you dont start writing your name on the cubicle walls !!!
