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Hope it's ok to revive the "Best Strip Songs" thread from 2003

naughtylady

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Well I for one am interested in a copy of this CD :D

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Oh yes...the "carpet dance"! It is something that has seemed to have disappeared and it is missed. At least I miss it.:p

Cry Little Sister is by a band called Sisters of Mercy. Great song.

Prince also has a song named "Orgasm" on the Come album which is just a recording of a woman climaxing, real or fake?, unknown. But knowing Prince...probably real.:D

A few more songs by the purple one:

Scandalous
The Beautiful Ones - (a sexy lovelorn song)
Insatiable
Adore
Do Me Baby - an all time classic
Soft and Wet

And two that are very hard to beat:

Pussy Control and Erotic City - "We can fuck until the dawn, making love til cherry's gone"

Ronnie, anytime you want a cd it would be my pleasure to put a couple together for you. In fact this thread has given me an urge to put the ultimate Prince sexy track cd together. I'm working on it now.:D
 

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Ideal 3 song set

1st - Sandstorm by Darude (techno)

2nd - Hey Little Sister by Billy Idol (rock)

Slow - Have You Ever by Brandy (r&b)
 

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naughtylady said:
Well I for one am interested in a copy of this CD :D

Ronnie,
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Just say the word, Ronnie -- tell me where to send it, & your free, complimentary copy will be on its way!

I put it on last night for my g/f; sat her down on her computer/swivel chair; did a long, make-shift lap dance for her through the first 5 or 6 songs (having to remind her several times: "You are NOT ALLOWED to touch the dancer", smiling devilishly each time I said it); led her over to the bed while saying: "OK, now I'm taking you to the VIP Lounge"; then listened to the rest of the CD until it -- and both of us -- were done. (At least until we woke up this morning.) :D

I'm here to tell ya, this is one smokin hot CD!! An 80 min CD holds 79m 57s, and this CD is 79m 56s -- packed to the rafters full of pure rocket fuel. (Guaranteed, or double your money back. :cool: Not availabe in stores.)
 
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one I have to throw out there, because I've only heard it in Montreal clubs...

DJ Doctor Q - Suck My Dick
 

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Uncle Kracker, I've heard that song quite often but I don't consider it to be a very good song so I didn't include it.
Some clubs in town ban songs such as that one with overly raunchy lyrics. Wanda's, for instance, has banned all Rammstein music claiming to the girls that it is insulting to their Jewish clients. :rolleyes:
 

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Vital Idol, good choice but...

paulo said:
2nd - Hey Little Sister by Billy Idol (rock)

...I think you mean "White Wedding", and while were at it with Billy Idol how about "Flesh for Fantasy"
 

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Wrong Idol

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...I think you mean "White Wedding", and while were at it with Billy Idol how about "Flesh for Fantasy"

Yeah, you're right....its "White Wedding".
 

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Techman said:
Uncle Kracker, I've heard that song quite often but I don't consider it to be a very good song so I didn't include it.
Good song? No, but makes me laugh evrytime I hear it... Especially the last time, I was at Cleo's and the dancers was singing along. Something about a girl smiling while singing, "Suck my dick... Lick my ass..." Hits me right in the funny bone.

Some clubs in town ban songs such as that one with overly raunchy lyrics. Wanda's, for instance, has banned all Rammstein music claiming to the girls that it is insulting to their Jewish clients. :rolleyes:
HAHAHA! I would love to see the person that's sitting in a bar watching a girl grind up on a pole (or a number of other things) and say to themselves, "I find this music highly offensive.":rolleyes:
 

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HAHAHA! I would love to see the person that's sitting in a bar watching a girl grind up on a pole (or a number of other things) and say to themselves, "I find this music highly offensive."

I totally agree with you, but I was just checking with a girl who works there and she told me that a couple of clients actually did complain about Rammstein. Personally, I can't stand the bouzouki music that Sam (the owner) insists on having the dj play all the time. And it just gets worse when Danny the dj tries to sing along with it, or when he sings along with any song for that matter:cool:
 

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A while back someone suggested Minnie Ripperton's "Inside My Love", but I didn't listen to it until today. It seems to be one of those sultry, jazzy tunes -- a la Nora Jones/Diana Krall -- that, even if it's not a regular SC tune, very well could be. :D

(And speaking of Diana Krall, of all the songs I've ever listened to, "Do It Again" is one of - if not THE - classiest, sexiest songs I've ever heard.)
 

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I just thought of one!!!

Here's one that I can't believe no one mentioned:

I Touch Myself by the Divinyls (also Blondie, Eve 6, etc.)

... but I think the one by the Divinyls is the best version. Recall the scene from Austin Powers with the fem-bots.
 

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bond_james_bond said:
Here's one that I can't believe no one mentioned:

I Touch Myself by the Divinyls (also Blondie, Eve 6, etc.)

Outstanding choice, 007 :cool:
 

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On the topic of raunchy songs heard in strip clubs, I've seen several ladies do various routines set to:

Akinyele feat. Crystal Johnson - Put It In My Mouth

I'm sure you've all probably heard it many times also, but never knew the name of it like me.

It's the one with the female chorus of "So you can just eat me out." or something along those lines.
 

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Joyce dances on that song now at Cleo's. I was sitting at the stage (with chef a few inches away), when I heard this song for the first time. I must say that it made feel somehow uncomfortable. ..............

LOL !!! Why? I did not notice the lyrics. Geeze, you make it sound like I was breathing in your Molson !! :p I always keep a respectable distance between myself and fellow pervs.
 
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Santa Felicia

One Christmas carol that will never again be the same for me is "Silent Night" - I watched Felicia at Cleo's use that for her slow dance just before Christmas last year.
 

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Alice In Chains(The Band, Not the porn Star) - "Man in the Box"
Listening to this tune and watching a hot stripper wishing I was the man in HER box.

"Again" is another great AIC tune for strippers.

Nine Inch Nails- "Head like a hole"
Classic chorus line from this song "Bow down before the one you serve,
Your going to get what you deserve."

Thank you Mistress may I please have another!!!
 

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I'm listening now to Stevie Nicks "Edge of Seventeen" (some people mistakenly call it "White Winged Dove") and it sounds like it could definitely qualify. Kickin beat -- interesting lyrics -- and of course, the image of Stevie dancing -- arms extended, lace flowing down -- around the stage. Just wondered if was ever used in SC's.
 

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Jade's (of Cleo's) Brazilian Song

Jade at Cleo's dances to an amazing Portuguese female vocal that I'm sure is from Brazil and not Portugal. I'm supposed to get a copy, but if anyone knows the name of the singer/song I'd appreciate it as I'd also like to investigate more of her work.
 

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For several years I seemed to notice that everytime I was in a montreal strip club, they were playing Cher's "Do you believe in Love". Not an endorsement, but just an observation.
 
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