How long has "being retired" lasted for you?

[Brass Member]

I retired in 2010, and haven't been back since. Not even a strip club outing. However, coming back on the green board hasn't helped. Fighting urges, but standing strong.

 

[R the Man]

I am what you would call semi retired, only seen 4 escorts in the last 6 months. Kept busy helping my son on his new project and my daughter is out of school for the summer. If I was 15 yrs younger I may have seen more but at 61 I feel nervous seeing a 20 something.
May search out someone near 40 next time.

Unlike you, STN, I crave those 20 something girls (even 18-19 teens), even though we are the same vintage. Nothing like the firm tits of a young girl. But then, I don't have children - if I had a daughter, I might feel more like you.

 

[chowzilla]

compromise don't sacrifice

 

[IamNY]

The retirement threads always remind me of one of my favorite South Park episodes. After one of the dads is arrested for drunk driving while taking the South Park kids home (they are singing and having a good time in the car), that dad becomes a teetotaler ,declares himself an alcoholic, and spends a lot of time interacting with other alcoholics who have sworn off alcohol. In other words, he goes to an extreme building up a whole new life and social structure, while one of the South Park kids wisely keeps telling him, uh, just drink less, dude. The subplot of the episode is the investigation by the Catholic Church of spontaneous bleeding by a statue of the Virgin Mary. I never quite the connection between the plot and subplot, so if someone else gets it, please explain it to me.

So I have the same question presented by the child in South Park. Why not just have sex with fewer sex workers instead of retiring? If a person is doing something so often that it negatively affects his finances and mood, it sure makes sense to cut back. You will appreciate the sex workers you do see even more, like the way only going to the steakhouse every once in a while makes the steak taste extra good. But why go to the extreme of swearing off steak forever. When it comes to many things, including weight loss diets, our society seems to embrace extremes that are not likely to generate long term happiness. Reduce sweets. If you try to give them up entirely as a diet, one day you will be bobbing your head into a hot fudge brownie sundae without even using a spoon.

Excellent, well said!

 

[ravenazrael]

SO I'm officially super retired now. I retired 3 times in the past 3 weeks with Megan from Godiva. What a wonderful girl. I needed to see her those additional 3 times because she is just The Greatest of All Time - to me 100%-. Today I just wanted to add one more so my last date was not with Megan.I booked Peyton from Euphoria. She is a nice girl, but Megan performed with more effort and love. This way I confirmed to myself that I was retired from hobbying. No more "one more match". While the experiences are good and the girls are amazing I just felt I had to call it quit.

I will be checking the forum still and maybe giving my 2 cents, but I will "vicariously through you" I guess I will take the chance looking for some love somewhere. I will be also be away from Mtl for a short period of time, so that helps the retirement.

 

[luvdozer]

I will retire either when the money runs out or the equipment breaks down. The window of opportunity closes on its own, no need for me to rush it.

 

[hungry101]

Ahhhh this is a great topic. I am enjoying the South Park references Patron. Outfuckingstanding! I have been on sabbatical since March. I fucked myself out in February and March and I badly needed a hiatus.

I have substituted Baseball forums for this forum and I have avoided all my favorite on line stops. I am playing a lot of golf and other things. I hadn't been traveling much and that has helped. But I find myself slipping. In fact, I am in a hotel bar in the USA at this very moment. I am under the influence of Cialis and I have been browsing 1st back page and then Eros. As of today, I have my TER VIP status back. I also renewed my passport and I am traveling with it and 4 different currencies .

I cancelled my first date. I showed up early and she couldn't see me for 45 minutes. I waited....meanwhile, I got some texts from home that were damned heartwarming. Ahhhh I left.

I write this from the Marriott bar where I will look for freelancers later. I believe I will be back to Montreal soon. This is my 10 year Anniversary of my first reviews on MERB October of 2007.
I think I will be coming back.

That Hannah of unicorns. Just what kind of a spell did she put on me????

 

[jalimon]

I will retire either when the money runs out or the equipment breaks down. The window of opportunity closes on its own, no need for me to rush it.

You will not retire, you will stop. Big difference As for myself just looking at how my father of 80 still looks at young hottie girl when I am with him means 2 things, first I am his son, second, that girls are the most wonderful thing on earth!

That Hannah of unicorns. Just what kind of a spell did she put on me????

So good to read you hungry. Funny to think a whole thread was once close because we argued haha You are my favorite. And ho, Unicorn has put a spell on me big time! And I have yet to see Hannah! I am a lost cause...

Cheers,

 

[EagerBeaver]

Have you said " I retire"? And then come back after a while?

Does a one week retirement count?

 

[ravenazrael]

Does a one week retirement count?

I guess so LOL

 

[heliragedeleted]

Hate the qualification of ´retirement’ it’s like being put out to pasture, waiting for the earth to be hit by an asteroid.
I’d rather call it reapropriation of recreational equipment for alternative usage, or rorefau for short.

Now my rorefau started in September and no regrets.

 

[dolt]

... Now I just have four to five Quebecoise a week and I am doing just fine.

I just want to know how you have a thousand bucks a week to spare for hobbying

 

[heliragedeleted]

He borrows the money from jalimon

 

[Julia Sky]

Probably borrows from Normand Brathwaite

(Lol only those who listen to Piment Fort will get it)

 

[jalimon]

He borrows the money from jalimon

What? If I had thousand to spare a week I would use it myself I would be the "in residence" unicorn dude hehe

Cheers,

 

[hungry101]

So good to read you hungry. Funny to think a whole thread was once close because we argued haha You are my favorite. And ho, Unicorn has put a spell on me big time! And I have yet to see Hannah! I am a lost cause...

Cheers,

Hello Jalimon

I have favorites on this board? Well, I guess that is nice that I haven't pissed everyone off I guess. Thanks for even remembering me. I don't remember the thread that you speak of but that is not important.

I am contemplating one last go round. One last binge to celebrate 10 years of MERB.

I think the important thing here is that I do not regret the money spent in Montreal. I think the weeks when there were parties or something else to do I don't regret the time I spent pursuing the hobby in Montreal. There is this semi-depressing thing about waiting in a room, however. But the parties/GTs alleviated most of this.

The women of Montreal were almost always worth the trip. There have been a couple of no-shows and there have been time that I had to settle. There were a few instances where I was semi-disappointing when I opened the door but I had an open mind and by the time the girl left, I think I was almost always satisfied. (Note# EB said he has never turned a girl away and neither have I. Do not get in the habit of this or canceling last minute etc. but I do reserve the right to do so.)

I have read in this forum (it may have been written by Freedom3) to spend your money on experiences and not more stuff. I think to some extent this is correct. This is not an excuse to go in debt etc. but many of us need some intimacy from time to time.

I have also read in this thread that when you reach a certain age you will regret not having more sex when you were younger and it was more enjoyable. Every decade that comes to pass you will regret not having more experiences the past decade. This is also probably true. The orgasms may be less intense but they are still orgasms....this is always better than a sharp stick in the eye. Just remember this: all things in moderation.

I will never completely retire while I have the means and the equipment still works and girls are still willing to make this hobby worth my while.

And like the old hobbyist, I will slowly fade away....

 

[jalimon]

Hungry I once insulted you (as I should have) because you made a misogynist comment. You told me to fuck off (as you should have) in a well written answer. Mods closed the thread just as we started having fun

I followed and still read back sometimes your south-American trip because that is a dream of mine. Will be 50 in a few years... I may end up down there.

Moderation and living here is kind of difficult. As I wrote before we are like diabetics in a fountain of chocolate haha

I will never retire. But yes me too I will slowly fade away...

Cheers,

 

[ssj3]

I just want to know how you have a thousand bucks a week to spare for hobbying

Easy, he’s the actor that played Roy Batty in Blade Runner

 

[Reno Depot]

I think you can only retire when your little boss tells you to.

 

[MelodieIndy]

What? If I had thousand to spare a week I would use it myself I would be the "in residence" unicorn dude hehe

Cheers,

My dear Jalimon, I am extremely touched to know that that's how you would indulge if you had a thousand a week to spare. Please, if it's ever the case, I'll be more than happy to arrange something for you