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cloudsurf

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You missed HIV and AIDS, the big ones. This attitude is typical of those in the Vanilla community, you seem to be no different. This is one argument against escorts and prostitution, you will pick up all kind of diseases and die. You should know, engaging in sexual acts with random strangers will always put your health status at risk. Enjoy your next date.
Vanilla my ass. I`ve forgotten more about kinky sex and unicorn nymphos than you`ll ever know. Not bragging but I`ve seen a thousand women in 20 years and licked ever inch of their bodies.
I read your short posting history on different subjects and you come across as a wannabe know it all. You have no idea what your talking about.
 

Fradi

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Vanilla my ass. I`ve forgotten more about kinky sex and unicorn nymphos than you`ll ever know. Not bragging but I`ve seen a thousand women in 20 years and licked ever inch of their bodies.
I read your short posting history on different subjects and you come across as a wannabe know it all. You have no idea what your talking about.
I love these arguments over who eats more or less ass than the other or who is more kinky lol.
Does it make a difference, enjoy it or not it doesn’t change the fact that a gorgeous ass will always be a magnet to some.
I don’t like sushi but I know there are many that love it.
Dangerous, yeah you could say that, we do many things that are dangerous, actually seeing an SP is probably more dangerous because of covid than eating ass but you do what ever makes you happy, feels good for you , and what ever risk level you are comfortable with.
Not bragging Cloudy? over a thousand women ? do you keep count lol.
I am definitely not in your league, I have been seeing the same one for 3 years now with occasional side trips here and there for a bit of variety. She does have a fabulous ass though it goes well with the rest of her gorgeous looks. ;)
 

sene5hos

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I`ve seen a thousand women in 20 years and licked ever inch of their bodies.
I'm not an actuary, but cloudy, 50 weeks x 20 = 1000 different women? A new woman every week for 20 years ;)

I know, it's not true, but it's funny. :cool:

In short, if you want to be believed, try to be realistic.
 
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I don't mind getting mine eaten if the girl is up to it, but personally i prefer to eat pussies. So, 0.
 
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cloudsurf

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I'm not an actuary, but cloudy, 50 weeks x 20 = 1000 different women? A new woman every week for 20 years ;)

I know, it's not true, but it's funny. :cool:

In short, if you want to be believed, try to be realistic.
Actually I do stretch the truth and kid around often but not now. If I include all the repeats then its even more than a thousand.
You didn`t know me 15 years ago when I was seeing 2 to 3 girls a week and 7 a week during my frequent business trips to Cuba. Back then it was fun competing with Manapart and Delta 123 on who would write the first review on a new gem. I also had a good job and was making lots of coin.
Anyway I don`t give a shit as to who believes me....just having fun while I still have a bit of a mojo left.
 

Fradi

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Actually I do stretch the truth and kid around often but not now. If I include all the repeats then its even more than a thousand.
You didn`t know me 15 years ago when I was seeing 2 to 3 girls a week and 7 a week during my frequent business trips to Cuba. Back then it was fun competing with Manapart and Delta 123 on who would write the first review on a new gem. I also had a good job and was making lots of coin.
Anyway I don`t give a shit as to who believes me....just having fun while I still have a bit of a mojo left.
This is what I meant by we are all different and see these ladies for different reasons. May just be because they have a great ass lol.
For me it is not a competition never will be.
I see one particular one many times because if I am honest I am absolutely crazy about her and how kind and thoughtful she is not to mention in my eyes she is just gorgeous in every way.
There is another that I have seen quite a few times, her because I think she was born to be a star in this profession, but her too there is a youthful and sometimes a bit naive kindness about her that makes her different.
The others, well you need a bit of variety sometimes and so far I have been lucky with all of them, I can’t say that I have ever had a bad experience or that I would not be willing to see any of them a second or third time.
 

sene5hos

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Actually I do stretch the truth and kid around often but not now. If I include all the repeats then its even more than a thousand.
You didn`t know me 15 years ago when I was seeing 2 to 3 girls a week and 7 a week during my frequent business trips to Cuba. Back then it was fun competing with Manapart and Delta 123 on who would write the first review on a new gem. I also had a good job and was making lots of coin.
Anyway I don`t give a shit as to who believes me....just having fun while I still have a bit of a mojo left.
Well answered Cloudy.

It makes sense to earn a lot of money, if you can't take advantage of it.

Me at the beginning of the hobby I kept my money for my children, but since they are older now, I decided to meet more often.

I consider myself really lucky, because I am retired and I can meet class SPs almost every week.

Finally Cloudy I envy you for that. But since I worked in the health field and saw people in hospital often, I never lick ass.
 

cloudsurf

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I don1t like to mention private details in an escort review so I won`t mention her name.
She told me that her fantasy was to sit on my face with me pushing my tongue into her ass as she masturbated.
I get semi erect when I think back to how exited she got when I agreed.
 

Skym

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I don1t like to mention private details in an escort review so I won`t mention her name.
She told me that her fantasy was to sit on my face with me pushing my tongue into her ass as she masturbated.
I get semi erect when I think back to how exited she got when I agreed.
That sounds hot & naughty! actually! Lol
 

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Sounds really hot Cloudsurf. I guess bacteria are a concern, but if a girl is properly prepared and has really cleaned well, risk should be minimized. The more beautiful the SP, the more I want to eat her ass. If she invites me to do it, it's all the better.
 

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I love eating ass, it's part of my top 3 sexual activities, even more than eating pussy. I've eaten 4 SP asses so far, all spotlessly clean. As for girlfriends, I've regularly gone there too; it's actually a deal breaker if a girl isn't into it.
Some of my most glorious orgasms happened while eating ass and jacking off...pure heaven
 
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Skym

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I love eating ass, it's part of my top 3 sexual activities, even more than eating pussy. I've eaten 4 SP asses so far, all spotlessly clean. As for girlfriends, I've regularly gone there too; it's actually a deal breaker if a girl isn't into it.
Some of my most glorious orgasms happened while eating ass and jacking off...pure heaven
That's my thing too... Eating her ass while jacking myself off, definitely gets me hard and then I dump my nut into her mouth.

That's what I did to Arielle, lol.

Ate her cute butt and dumped my nut into her mouth, lol
 

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Isn’t doing this activity on the girl just a regular part of 69 for every guy? I mean, how do you avoid, at least for a little bit? I’ve had very few girls stop me.
 
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TheJames101

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Isn’t doing this activity on the girl just a regular part of 69 for every guy? I mean, how do you avoid, at least for a little bit? I’ve had very few girls stop me.

No, it's not. For the most part, those who are concerned about their health in a significant way will be cautious about such an activity. This place isn't the best barometer for that.
 

Skym

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From your experiences, which girls have you seen, that love getting their butt eaten?

Kate XO apparently loves it, lol
 
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