First off, I wold like to apologize for the deceptive, totally useless, and inflammatory subject heading. I couldn't think of anything else to call this thread.
I just got back from Mexico (about 3 in the morn over here), and I am about to go to Europe. SO I thought I would write a report and make some observations of about the hobby south of the border and the hobby north of the border.
First off, my expenses to Mexico, Nuevo Laredo, all in American $, so that you can compare them to comparable Canadian costs...
Transportation: $125
McDonalds and Wendys: 10
7-11: 5
Hotel: 95 (two nights at 75 and 20)
Taxis: 40
Viagra and lavitra: free from friend who is a real doctor
Tacos: 10
Girls: one at $15, one at $20, two at $60, one really hot stripper that moved like the mother of all Mexican hotties at $85
NL Boystown is arranged as a series of dancehalls/strip clubs/brothels. You go into a club, sit down, have drink, pick a girl, and take her to a room.
First, I went into Papagouyos [sic] and had a beer. The first girl cam and sat on my lap, and immediately asked me, "you want me to suck your fat dick?" and rubbed me into a hardon. I immediately thought, wow, these girl are dirty. Much dirtier-both in the sexual and hygenic connotation-than Montreal girls. There was no need for code words. I fucked the hell out of that one and then went to my next date.
One thing I notice about Montreal that is much better than Mexico is the personal integrity of the Montreal girls. When I am in Mexico, the girls try to hassle and scam me relentlessly; including everything from getting me to buy them drinks that I didn't approve to double charging by asking for money when I had already paid it. I don't know if it's just me, but Montreal whores are much more honest. I can't believe how many times I have been told by LFMJ and Asservissante girls that I paid them too much. Several times with X and Y (X and Y= my secret favorites), I tried to pull out extra money for a tip, and they made me put my wallet back. I can't imagine that in Mexico.
Another difference about Mexican whores is that they almost never shave bald. If any of you guys like hairy bushes (not me) you'da been in heaven. I've yet to see a Montreal girl with a bush that wasn't at least trimmed.
Oliver, as I was doing the NL equivalent of a SW, I was thinking, "man, Oliver would like it here". Then I, as I was coming, I was thinking, "man, why am I still thinking of Oliver?". NL has "door girls" who will fuck you for 20-30 minutes for $15-30. It's almost like the street experience, but legal. The girls stand in front of small rooms in the doorway (hence the name) and you walk down the row of rooms and pick a girl. It's quite fun, just to see the eye candy.
I just got back from Mexico (about 3 in the morn over here), and I am about to go to Europe. SO I thought I would write a report and make some observations of about the hobby south of the border and the hobby north of the border.
First off, my expenses to Mexico, Nuevo Laredo, all in American $, so that you can compare them to comparable Canadian costs...
Transportation: $125
McDonalds and Wendys: 10
7-11: 5
Hotel: 95 (two nights at 75 and 20)
Taxis: 40
Viagra and lavitra: free from friend who is a real doctor
Tacos: 10
Girls: one at $15, one at $20, two at $60, one really hot stripper that moved like the mother of all Mexican hotties at $85
NL Boystown is arranged as a series of dancehalls/strip clubs/brothels. You go into a club, sit down, have drink, pick a girl, and take her to a room.
First, I went into Papagouyos [sic] and had a beer. The first girl cam and sat on my lap, and immediately asked me, "you want me to suck your fat dick?" and rubbed me into a hardon. I immediately thought, wow, these girl are dirty. Much dirtier-both in the sexual and hygenic connotation-than Montreal girls. There was no need for code words. I fucked the hell out of that one and then went to my next date.
One thing I notice about Montreal that is much better than Mexico is the personal integrity of the Montreal girls. When I am in Mexico, the girls try to hassle and scam me relentlessly; including everything from getting me to buy them drinks that I didn't approve to double charging by asking for money when I had already paid it. I don't know if it's just me, but Montreal whores are much more honest. I can't believe how many times I have been told by LFMJ and Asservissante girls that I paid them too much. Several times with X and Y (X and Y= my secret favorites), I tried to pull out extra money for a tip, and they made me put my wallet back. I can't imagine that in Mexico.
Another difference about Mexican whores is that they almost never shave bald. If any of you guys like hairy bushes (not me) you'da been in heaven. I've yet to see a Montreal girl with a bush that wasn't at least trimmed.
Oliver, as I was doing the NL equivalent of a SW, I was thinking, "man, Oliver would like it here". Then I, as I was coming, I was thinking, "man, why am I still thinking of Oliver?". NL has "door girls" who will fuck you for 20-30 minutes for $15-30. It's almost like the street experience, but legal. The girls stand in front of small rooms in the doorway (hence the name) and you walk down the row of rooms and pick a girl. It's quite fun, just to see the eye candy.
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