How to review this? Can we mention fs in this type of place?

[Richardhart]

I would like to know how we proceed in regards to reviewing sp in a non sp based environment?
Let me explain,
I went to a spa/mp/massage place near downtown because i saw an ad for a very, very hot girl.
I texted for appointment and asked for prices.
I was quoted 160/30 gfe. I asked, gfe? Or massage? They replied fs.
I decided to go see in person what was going on over there.
I entered the place on a crowded street and saw what looked like a college dorm party in chaos lol.
There was a receptionist smoking a joint, 3 men handing out some fast food bags to girls, 3 naked chubby girls in the hall eating hot dogs..
An african girl in a staircase screaming at a man.
The man was naked and holding a baseball cap on top of his crotch saying "give me my pants. You cant take my pants" and a man standing in front of a atm machine butt naked with an erect penis in all its glory just there for all to see.

I was dumbstruck and i seized up not knowing wtf i just walked in to.
Then one of the chubby girls walked up to me and started hitting on me as if i was in a strip club.
I told her the name of the girl i came to see and she said 'she is busy for now' but i am available.
I said maybe some other time, but today i want the girl i came to see.
She then starts rubbing her breasts and told me i should see her instead.
Unphased i repeated the same response.

Then one of the 3 men came up to me and asked what i wanted lol.
Confused i told him i was here to see "x" and he said ok wait a minute here. Then he turned around and grabbed a bag off the receptionists desk and asked if i wanted fries or a hot dog.
At this point i was about to just bolt out running.
I said no thanks, i am good.

Then he returned and asked me to pay 160$
Then he led me to a room, asked me to shower and said she will arrive soon.
I had to walk past the dude with a hat on his dick, 3 naked girls, an african girl who was still screaming and a butt naked guy with a raging hard on still fumbling with the atm machine.
What in the actual fuck !!!!
I showered and waited 29 minutes alone in the room while the comotion outside grew even louder.

In walks the girl. To my surprise she was awesome, just like in the pics, cute, sexy, sweet, hot..
She gave me a massage, flipped me over, gave me a hj, put oil all over my frontal body, did bodyslides, kissed my neck and kissed my lips while whispering she can kiss me but i cant kiss her.
She put on a condom and climbed up on me while i just grabbed her tight butt bouncing on me.
Then we did mish and doggy. Doggy was incredible, i fell in love right then and there.
She asked me to shower with her and kept giving me a lapdance in the shower which scared me a bit because i was rock hard and she was too close for comfort.

I got dressed and in the hallway there was now 3 naked men sitting on chairs being scolded by 2 girls, the 3 men that seemingly work there and 1 butt naked chick who was beyond furious.
All i understood was these 3 guys couldnt pay for something and were being held there or something and the girl was disrespected and furious.
I turn around and my hostess seemed embarrassed, we smiled and giggled a bit.
I gave her a kiss on the cheek then neck and left.

I look at the time and i had waited 29 min alone + spent 46 min with the girl..mmkay.

How do i even review this?
Can we mention fs in this type of place or will it cause issues? I saw reviews in the massage section of this place with no mention of fs or any type of extra.

 

[talkinghead]

Have you and your agent settled on a figure for the screen rights? My people will contact your people.

Seriously: that's the best story I've read out here in a long time. Turning down the hot dog and fries sounds wise. There was an atm machine?

Maybe someone else can answer your question. Is it not okay to mention fs in a review of a massage? I didn't know that. In any case, I'm eager for chapter two....

 

[Richardhart]

Have you and your agent settled on a figure for the screen rights? My people will contact your people.

Seriously: that's the best story I've read out here in a long time. Turning down the hot dog and fries sounds wise. There was an atm machine?

Maybe someone else can answer your question. Is it not okay to mention fs in a review of a massage? I didn't know that. In any case, I'm eager for chapter two....

Yeah the staircase and atm should be a dead giveaway to which place it is.
I just called and asked if "x" was working tonight and there was absolute chaos in the background lol, seems to be a regular thing here

 

[DetectiveDavidMills]

Hey @Richardhart ,

Thank you so much for the review. It was so entertaining. I loved the story very much.

You can always leave the story as is. I think i know which mp you went to. But yes, you can't name the mp, you can't give details like that in a massage parlor reviews.

Ok now the serious stuff, when you write reviews in the massage parlor section, you can give a feedback about the vibe, the massage, and the flip, but you can never mention about FS, or any gfe or pse related acts.

You can say something in the lines like, here is an example i would say about your experience:

"I went to this mp. And the vibe was weird. Miss X gave me a good massage. And when came the flip, Miss X was amazing, she knew how to please. When i left the place, the vibe was still weird."

@Richardhart , you can always elaborate more about the feel.

Thanks again for the story.

You can always share the details in pm but not publicly. But if you want to leave this story as is, because it is an amazing story, then yes leave the players anonymous.

Thanks again for the story.

Took a screenshot of your story, just in case it gets deleted.