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Siocnarf

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I will redo the test cause I want to be a Sex Addict!!! :p
You'll have to expand your repertoire of deviant behaviors, then:
http://7.asset.soup.io/asset/1610/5335_f224_960.gif

I scored a 6. A lot depends on honesty. I don't see how those who hobby often can score low, while I who rarely hobbies scores higher.
For the test, it doesn't matter how often you hobby. Those who can afford to hire 3 escorts every day probably don't have time to watch porn and will therefore score lower. It's a bit weird that they don't even ask about how often you actually have sex. Or even if you do actually have ''normal'' sex.

Also, when they ask if I used internet to get romantic or sexual encounters, I say yes because that includes meeting escorts, but other respondents could interpret it as something separate.

Funny, i was deciding between Shakira and Selena for the video i posted above.
Shakira is my all around favorite for her personality and philanthropy as well as her other numerous assets. But for purely non-pastoral worthless fornication it's Rihanna:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdS6HFQ_LUc&feature=kp
Especially that bit walking the dog at 1:00 and that ass between 2:02-2:04

And another of Shakira because I can't control myself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_m0058HBnw
That part with the mike stand between 1:59-2:07 is the single best thing in the whole history of entertainment.
 

PSEfreak

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I scored a 9 but now that i think of it I should have answered some questions differently.
 

Siocnarf

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I got an 18. That seems high.
Wow, you win the jackpot!

The more I think about it, the more it sickens me. They ask about S&M and about sex with underage as if they were relevant to addiction. You're going to have normal people attracted to SM who are going to freak out for nothing; and you're going to have pedophiles that are going to use sex addiction as a legal defense. We already have some rich child molester avoid jail by pleading they suffered from Affluenza.
http://www.hlntv.com/article/2014/04/04/affluenza-cases-illness-americans
 

Merlot

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For the test, it doesn't matter how often you hobby.

Hello Siocnarf,

I think the test only refers to paying for ladies a couple of times. If it was a hobby test and it asked about frequency and the money spent for hotels, wine, and escort service the numbers here would be off the charts. I've estimated my total expenses for the ladies since 2001 at around $40,000. When you consider my frequency versus other long timers and their high end escort preferences they must be between $300,000 to 400,000 and more. That amount indicates a significant addiction, unless you're Bill Gates.

Randomfunzz...AMAZING! :faint:

Cheers,

Merlot
 

gan

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I got a 13. Nothing new. I already sought therapy for this which was useless.
 

Siocnarf

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Merlot, the problem is with the misuse of the word ''addiction''. Sex addiction therapies were started by addiction therapist and has nothing to do with sexology. Sex addiction is not a recognized diagnosis by psychiatrists. Not because the problem are not real, but because the problematic behavior is caused by diverse factors, none of which is addiction to sex itself. Obsession and compulsive behaviors about sex or anything else are not the same as addiction (people who are compulsive hand washers are not addicted to soap).

Here's an interesting article by Marty Klein, in essence ''it’s not about the sex. It’s about the immature decision-making.''
http://thehumanist.com/magazine/july-august-2012/features/youre-addicted-to-what

And why does it matter if we call it a disease or not?: ''When homosexuality was called a mental illness, it mattered. When women were called frigid or nymphomaniacs or hysterics, it mattered. When a patient is diagnosed as possessed by the devil instead of schizophrenic it clearly matters: it determines the treatment to be used, and who is qualified to administer the treatment.''
 

ezekiel

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11 for me well....
 

SylvainP

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It seems that the questions were written by membres of an ultra-fondamentalism christian group
 
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Lily from Montreal

I scored 2 ...And I answered thruthfully at the questions about money,if I had been paid for sex or had multiples (!) sex affair at once...so I guess I am normal, but I knew that,one just have to be able to define normal... loll
 

Max15411

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I scored a 6. I'm a little surprised with some of the scores from other members who I thought would have scored higher than me.
 

lgna69xxx

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I took it a second time and changed a couple answers from before that were borderline Yes or No and still got a 4. In conclusion I dont think this test is very accurate.
 

hungry101

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Ouch! I scored a 13.
Coincidentally, I had been thinking it is time to cut back a little.
 

Siocnarf

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That's the thing. If it was really addiction, people could not just cut back. You're addicted to alcohol? You cannot ever touch alcohol again. Many people do drink too much without being addicted and they can just reduce to a reasonable level. Convincing those people they need therapy would be a dangerous thing. What it really means is you're having sex we don't approve of and we'll tell you how to have proper sex. By the way, sex addict groups are a good place to meet other horny people so you might want to check it out!
 
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Lily from Montreal

hungry ,you really trust the result of a test where a sp like me who lives and breathes sex score a 2? Only reason I score so low I think is because for the outside world I look so prim and proper...Look being the operative word...I would take your 13 with a grain of salt?
 

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I scored a 3 and then was a little embarrassed that I didn't score higher given the number of times I have seen an escort or been to an MP.
 

Siocnarf

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hungry ,you really trust the result of a test where a sp like me who lives and breathes sex score a 2?
That's because escorts are helpless victims with no free will. But you can still be saved if you put your trust in Jesus and give all your ill-earned money to the church.
 

Siocnarf

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Cute...hum,thanks but no thanks?

I think instead, we should fight back by starting the Abstinent Anonymous to help people embrace their passions.

Pour citer Beaudelaire, ''Pour ne pas sentir l'horrible fardeau du temps qui brise vos épaules et vous penche vers la terre, il faut vous enivrer sans trêve. Mais de quoi? De vin, de poésie, ou de vertu à votre guise, mais enivrez-vous!''
 
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