If escorts could review clients... what would they say about you?

[ravenazrael]

Sometimes I met girls that I could tell did not like me much. In other opportunities they just did their job. In some cases there was chemistry since started chatting. When it went not good I thought sometimes it could have been something I did, which used to happen when I was a rookie or in a hurry.

I have read many reviews where clients complain about the girls attitude or that the girl is not 10 etc , etc, etc. I think that some guys forget that there is chemistry, hygiene, attitude and other factors that make the proverbial "YMMV" valid. Some girls told me that some guys do not even say HI and just start undressing to get it in or others just stick in there with no warm up.

So the main question is... if escorts could review clients and could actually exchange reviews with each other as much as we do about them what would you they say about you? maybe you turned them off a couple of times? Maye you were too charming? Maybe you came too early? etc...

This post is just for fun as I have free time in my hands LOL

 

[EagerBeaver]

It's not allowed on MERB for SPs to post reviews of clients. In the past some SPs responded to negative reviews with their own negative reviews of the client, and this led to deletion of the posts and ban of the responding SP.

 

[ssj3]

There was a similar thread to this a few months back but it was deleted by the OP or one of the mods.

 

[EagerBeaver]

I think the Mods may have shut it down because it was viewed as an attempted encouragement to break board rules. Sort of like yelling "fire!" in a crowded theater in order to see what happens, etc.

 

[jalimon]

It would be cool as then there would be another thread for Client of the year 2017. And guess who would win? Me of course haha

Seriously girls cant review client because women are geared so differently. We men are so ugly and generally stupid that I find it an absolute miracle that these girls can give us so much pleasure with a big smile on their face

Cheers,

 

[ravenazrael]

The idea is not to have the girls review the clients, but to have the clients post honest critics about themselves... Is that against the rules too????

 

[jalimon]

The idea is not to have the girls review the clients, but to have the clients post honest critics about themselves... Is that against the rules too????

That is not what your thread subject suggest.

If that is your idea I do think that would be allowed. But my feeling is client of sp are like golfers they all seems to have a much better game then they really had

Cheers,

 

[neverbored]

Well, let me grab some popcorn and a cumfy seat while you guys open up pandora's box lol

 

[Halloween Mike]

This subject has been posted many times and everytime its been discussed why its not a good idea. As clients many of us want to be great with the ladies and try our hardest. I think our merb reputation speak for who we are. Remember that ladies talks among each others. Both in agencies and as indies. The "Rotten Apples" are eventually known i am sure. As for bad situations, the SPs can always answer critiscism here on the thread. And i encourage them to do so if they have been do wrong.

As for the rest like physical look etc, i don't need (and want to be honest lol) to be rated by any ladies at all... both in the hobby or outside

 

[EagerBeaver]

The idea is to have the clients post honest critics about themselves... Is that against the rules too????

That is not what the thread title says.

 

[ravenazrael]

Ok my bad. Just share whatever you want to share without breaking the rules.

 

[cloudsurf]

Ok my bad. Just share whatever you want to share without breaking the rules.

Thread closed.....lol

 

[heliragedeleted]

Why not continue this thread with the following modification: your worst experiences with an SP, but leave it anonymous......
I would have a few, lol. Then again I’d Probably get the vote of the worst client, lol....

 

[jalimon]

Ho men Helirage I could write a book!

Cheers,

 

[spinner addict]

i'v heard somewhere that they have there own site to blacklist bad clients/phone numbers and in the same time they talk about the bad experiences

maybe a SP from could confirm ?

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

maybe a SP from could confirm ?

Bahahahahaha... No.

 

[spinner addict]

Bahahahahaha... No.

Why do you say that ?

Are saying they will never admit it ?

 

[jalimon]

Why do you say that ?

Are saying they will never admit it ?

It's the booker job to do that as far as I know.

Indy from indy companion do share intel. Bad client as well as good one

Indy from the indy world of add sites...? How could they do that?

Cheers,

 

[spinner addict]

It's the booker job to do that as far as I know.

Indy from indy companion do share intel. Bad client as well as good one

Indy from the indy world of add sites...? How could they do that?

Cheers,

Hummm

I agree

But it’s something an SP mentionned in a thread somewhere actualy , i think, they have some black list of clients they each write in, maybe yr right, only the indy

 

[Julia Sky]

We have a bunch of blacklists and websites to verify you guys.

You're welcome.