If escorts could review clients... what would they say about you?

[The Nature Boy]

Anyone know if cloudy or Mr. Deliciouso were in TO recently? My 1st guess would be Willis but he looks like he’s @ home gettin silly with his Tofu

 

[hungry101]

How about some useful information? What about services? DFK/LFK/DATY/MPOS? Did he allow BBBJ and allow her to CIMWS????? I'd say she's nothing more than a SHILLLL!!!!!

 

[The Nature Boy]

Lol, maybe the client told her not to let out any details..

 

[IanMoone8]

I’ve only been in this hobby a few years but have wondered if these ladies privately review the men they see amongst each other.

 

[jalimon]

I completely agree with Hungry she’s a shill.

Met the best of them over the years and let me tell you they have no time nor the needs to write such a review.

cheers,

 

[Bbw hunter]

That is Ruby Lust aka The Red Milf, a well-reviewed established sp based in Ottawa. Guess she wanted to shake things up a bit by reviewing a client. It's very well written and entertaining. I do not think this trend will catch on though. Also I cannot help thinking that Rock Lobster has to be the weirdest song to have sex to.

 

[str8flash]

Rock Lobster!? A sure sign of satire ... and definitely a milf.

She came from Planet Claire.

 

[Bbw hunter]

Rock Lobster!? A sure sign of satire ... and definitely a milf.

Wow Meta you may be on to something. This may be just a satirical put on. I hobby in Ottawa sometimes and am active on that board...things can get a little crazy over there lol. Ruby has gotten into some skirmishes with members recently;she is an intelligent woman who is not afraid to speak her mind. This "review" could just be some trolling and mockery. Very perceptive of you to pick up on this possibility.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Good stuff. I'm sure the ladies probably share safety tidbits, hygiene and paying habits about clients come reference time. But I can't imagine any other info more elaborate than that. It'd be funny to read a review about yourself as a client.

Carmine Falcone: not particularly tall, should consider borrowing Kim Kardashian's ass implants.

 

[No_Church_InThe_Wild]

I aswell have quite often wondered what exactly would be written about us male clients if the SP’s actually had the chance to write reviews. Especially about those sessions that where anything but amazing.
I guess we will never know and It’s a shame really because I think they would have been quite funny (hilarious actually) lol

 

[hungry101]

I’ve only been in this hobby a few years but have wondered if these ladies privately review the men they see amongst each other.

There are sections for advertisers only that we cannot see. This is where they review clients. It's called a blacklist. If you pull a shitty one or happen to see a Cupids girl and write an honest, negative review because you had a bad experience etc. you might wind up on this list.

I remember seeing Ruby Lust on Twitter. She looks like a hot fuck. I would like to see her.

 

[The Nature Boy]

This isn’t a blacklist though, nor is it a revenge review. Quite the opposite and the SP details her experience quite eloquently. Just found it interesting, again sometimes I wish MERB had a blog section like on the BARCA forum where SPs could put stuff like this and other stuff like selfies.

 

[jalimon]

Not too sure about the reliability of sp's review. When one of my friend saw Amber of Euphoria he told her she'd seen me earlier. She responded "Impossible I did not saw any black dude today".

So if it got to her ears that I was black imagine how many other false info can circulate in such gent's reviews...

Cheers,

 

[2fast2slow]

the review reads like a J. Petermann catalog (seinfeld reference for you younger ones)

i would love a thread here where sp could detail there positive and negative experiences. I'm sure it would be a real eye opener for us! It could for the most part remain discreet for the merbists because we dont share our handles with the providers

 

[The Nature Boy]

the review reads like a J. Petermann catalog (seinfeld reference for you younger ones)

i think maybe that’s why I like it, lol

 

[Flyingby]

the review reads like a J. Petermann catalog (seinfeld reference for you younger ones)

i would love a thread here where sp could detail there positive and negative experiences. I'm sure it would be a real eye opener for us! It could for the most part remain discreet for the merbists because we dont share our handles with the providers

They do. It’s called twitter. And most are not very nice towards us

 

[Bbw hunter]

Yes Fly has a point. Make sure you are appropriate when texting or you may end up as a screenshot on Twitter.

 

[Flyingby]

I wonder how many people here secretly wish an escort did write a review about them and thinking how positive that review would be. Or if an escorts positive review were written. How many gents would imagine it was about them

I can tell you a review of me would be like this.
To my face: omg. Best love ever. And your dick is perfect.
When i am gone; Meh; next!

 

[Fradi]

I think mine would be the same to my face or behind my back.

He is a nice person, he can come and see me anytime, and that is really what I want them too think, the rest is not important.

 

[jalimon]

Thats because last one i saw she asked me at the end

“hey what’s your merb handle?”

“I am Flyingby”