If escorts could review clients... what would they say about you?
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That is Ruby Lust aka The Red Milf, a well-reviewed established sp based in Ottawa. Guess she wanted to shake things up a bit by reviewing a client. It's very well written and entertaining. I do not think this trend will catch on though. Also I cannot help thinking that Rock Lobster has to be the weirdest song to have sex to.
Wow Meta you may be on to something. This may be just a satirical put on. I hobby in Ottawa sometimes and am active on that board...things can get a little crazy over there lol. Ruby has gotten into some skirmishes with members recently;she is an intelligent woman who is not afraid to speak her mind. This "review" could just be some trolling and mockery. Very perceptive of you to pick up on this possibility.
Good stuff. I'm sure the ladies probably share safety tidbits, hygiene and paying habits about clients come reference time. But I can't imagine any other info more elaborate than that. It'd be funny to read a review about yourself as a client.
Carmine Falcone: not particularly tall, should consider borrowing Kim Kardashian's ass implants.
Carmine Falcone: not particularly tall, should consider borrowing Kim Kardashian's ass implants.
I aswell have quite often wondered what exactly would be written about us male clients if the SP’s actually had the chance to write reviews. Especially about those sessions that where anything but amazing.
I guess we will never know and It’s a shame really because I think they would have been quite funny (hilarious actually) lol
I guess we will never know and It’s a shame really because I think they would have been quite funny (hilarious actually) lol
There are sections for advertisers only that we cannot see. This is where they review clients. It's called a blacklist. If you pull a shitty one or happen to see a Cupids girl and write an honest, negative review because you had a bad experience etc. you might wind up on this list.
I remember seeing Ruby Lust on Twitter. She looks like a hot fuck. I would like to see her.
This isn’t a blacklist though, nor is it a revenge review. Quite the opposite and the SP details her experience quite eloquently. Just found it interesting, again sometimes I wish MERB had a blog section like on the BARCA forum where SPs could put stuff like this and other stuff like selfies.
Not too sure about the reliability of sp's review. When one of my friend saw Amber of Euphoria he told her she'd seen me earlier. She responded "Impossible I did not saw any black dude today".
So if it got to her ears that I was black imagine how many other false info can circulate in such gent's reviews...
Cheers,
So if it got to her ears that I was black imagine how many other false info can circulate in such gent's reviews...
Cheers,
the review reads like a J. Petermann catalog (seinfeld reference for you younger ones)
i would love a thread here where sp could detail there positive and negative experiences. I'm sure it would be a real eye opener for us! It could for the most part remain discreet for the merbists because we dont share our handles with the providers
i would love a thread here where sp could detail there positive and negative experiences. I'm sure it would be a real eye opener for us! It could for the most part remain discreet for the merbists because we dont share our handles with the providers
Yes Fly has a point. Make sure you are appropriate when texting or you may end up as a screenshot on Twitter.
I wonder how many people here secretly wish an escort did write a review about them and thinking how positive that review would be. Or if an escorts positive review were written. How many gents would imagine it was about them
I can tell you a review of me would be like this.
To my face: omg. Best love ever. And your dick is perfect.
When i am gone; Meh; next!
I can tell you a review of me would be like this.
To my face: omg. Best love ever. And your dick is perfect.
When i am gone; Meh; next!
I think mine would be the same to my face or behind my back.
He is a nice person, he can come and see me anytime, and that is really what I want them too think, the rest is not important.
He is a nice person, he can come and see me anytime, and that is really what I want them too think, the rest is not important.
Do not think that most escorts would give an honest public review. CAF in Alberta has escorts responding to their reviews, all sugar coated. It would be career suicide if they wrote what they truly wanted to in most cases. I was seeing one in Calgary and she mentioned that the CAF thing did not work as some clients told her " Why did you not say XXXX like you did to person X ".
Just my opinion.
Just my opinion.
Yep! I can definitely say that we read MERB, every single threads/reviews. We also communicate with each other regarding blacklists, grey lists and clients in general. It's a way to keep each other safe and also try and avoid seeing disrespectful or dirty clients. It couldn't be public like here because we respect our clients' privacy but yep!
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