James is awsome at GG

[Jaxan]

James and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[lgna69xxx]

The habs called today, James already made the team and camp does not even open until September. No interview, no tryout, nothing. Word has it they are planning on using him not only as the first line centre but also alongside Subban on the blueline as well as splitting time with Price in net. His salary? Anything he wants.

 

[wasisname]

The habs called today, James already made the team and camp does not even open until September. No interview, no tryout, nothing. Word has it they are planning on using him not only as the first line centre but also alongside Subban on the blueline as well as splitting time with Price in net. His salary? Anything he wants.

I just heard on the radio. The canceled the next NHL season and just awarded the Stanley Cup tot he habs and all the best player awards to James. With in playing the result was inevitable.

 

[Jaxan]

James is so awsome that a thread will be started about him, and 60+ posts later, still no one will realize that awesome was misspelled...

 

[Merlot]

James,

Our friend James once walked under a ladder under a full moon on Friday the 13th spilling salt and knocking down a huge mirror while being chased by a pack of black cats all to buy a ticket from Joe CURSE.t. He won the lottery, then kicked Chuck Norris' ass...by accident.

:thumb:

Merlot

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

James and Lance Armstrong had a contest to see who had the most balls, James won by 3.

 

[Jaxan]

James doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

 

[wasisname]

Bill C-36 doesn't cover James.

Even though he leads a lifestyle most men could only imagine and has not paid taxed in 10 years, when he was audited the CRA gave him a very sizable check.

 

[hungry101]

One more.....If James is all powerful and omnipotent can he build an agency so big that he, himself, couldn't fuck it?


This is starting to get old...but I laughed my ass off!!!!

James is God!

 

[wasisname]

James is God!

Lemmy is god according to the movie Airheads.

However James created Lemmy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy

 

[lgna69xxx]

The World Cup has ended early, James called over to Brazil to see about getting some tickets to the Cup Finals and they said do not bother, you just won the whole tournament.

 

[BookerL]

The World Cup has ended early, James called over to Brazil to see about getting some tickets to the Cup Finals and they said do not bother, you just won the whole tournament.

Can this apply for the next Stanley Cup ?
Oh please please please !
If not Montreal at least a Hockey town in the North!!
LoL

 

[wasisname]

Can this apply for the next Stanley Cup ?
Oh please please please !
If not Montreal at least a Hockey town in the North!!
LoL

I heard James was considering helping the Maple Leafs win a Stanley Cup but there are limits to even His powers and abilities.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

James's tears can cure cancer................................ Too bad he never cries.
Had to put in one last one.

 

[Jaxan]

James has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

 

[wasisname]

When the boogyman sleeps he often thinks James is hiding under his bed. He finds this very comforting and usually has a very restful night.

 

[wasisname]

Montreal's infrastructure isn't crumbling because of bad design and construction habits. They just didn't account for the stress that material undergoes when it is subjected to the awesomeness that is James on a regular basis.

This thread is too young to die. Come on people. This could easily beat the "I love a girl for her ass" thread on terb.

 

[Jaxan]

I've heard James is 7ft tall, kills men by the hundreds. And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse...

FREEDOM!

(Think it's just u & me, wasisname. lol)

 

[EagerBeaver]

James is an Anglophone, but when he speaks in French, they think he is a Francophone.

 

[sweetwater]

I met James one time. He ushered Kaila to my hotel room. I would have to say he is a good guy and awesome at what he does, because I had one of the best nights I've ever had. If Sir James hadn't brought her, It may have been an uneventful evening. :hail:
Sweetwater