Joke Thread
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Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Mother Superior turns to Sister
Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."
Sister Immaculata rolls down her
window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata looks back at
Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
Mother Superior turns to Sister
Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."
Sister Immaculata rolls down her
window and shouts, "Screw off ye little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata looks back at
Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"
Une maman inquiète:
-Docteur, mon enfant refuse de manger du poisson, connaissez-vous un substitut?
Le médecin:
- mmmh…un chat, les chats adorent le poisson!
-Docteur, mon enfant refuse de manger du poisson, connaissez-vous un substitut?
Le médecin:
- mmmh…un chat, les chats adorent le poisson!
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