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Definately me when I saw Rosa on schedule for tomorrow and desperately waiting for Marie to answer my texting!
Always fantasized on a nurse roleplay. One girl was willing to realize my fantasy ... so she came to my house and said she did a 16h double shift and crashed on the sofa. Not what i expected ...
Don’t know if anyone heard this joke before:
One day a father and her daughter were walking in the park and the daughter asked her father, “Dad, why did you name my brother Azzip?”
Dad responds, “Well, your mom’s favorite food was pizza so, I gave your brother that name as a memory for that favorite food of your mom’s.”
They walk further and then the daughter asks,
“Why did you name my sister Flog?”
Her dad replies,” well back when I was dating your mom, she loved to golf so much, so when we had your sister, we gave her that name to remember her by her favorite sport.”
The daughter replies,” oh dad thanks for answering my questions! I always wanted to know the meaning behind their names.”
The father replies, “ your welcome Lana!”
One day a father and her daughter were walking in the park and the daughter asked her father, “Dad, why did you name my brother Azzip?”
Dad responds, “Well, your mom’s favorite food was pizza so, I gave your brother that name as a memory for that favorite food of your mom’s.”
They walk further and then the daughter asks,
“Why did you name my sister Flog?”
Her dad replies,” well back when I was dating your mom, she loved to golf so much, so when we had your sister, we gave her that name to remember her by her favorite sport.”
The daughter replies,” oh dad thanks for answering my questions! I always wanted to know the meaning behind their names.”
The father replies, “ your welcome Lana!”
Ok, this one's kind of savage:
Two things that will never get old:
1) Charlie Kirk jokes
2) Charlie Kirk
too soon?
Two things that will never get old:
1) Charlie Kirk jokes
2) Charlie Kirk
too soon?
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