Last post wins!

[urquell]

Nope!

Thank God you're finally here. We've been trying to to reach you to talk to you about your car warranty.

 

[Sandman1976]

The Bugatti Chiron or the Kia Rio?

 

[urquell]

The Bugatti Chiron or the Kia Rio?

Neither. The Lada. I didn't even know anyone had Ladas anymore.

 

[Sandman1976]

Hey, don’t judge me. I love that car!

 

[Mandouke]

The Last Post. I win!

 

[urquell]

Hey, don’t judge me. I love that car!

The warranty company says that theyll pay you if they don't have to cover the Lada anymore. They say the other insurance companies are pointing fingers and laughing at them, and that the only thing the car is good for is for pretending you're at the drive-in movie and having sex in the back seat. Having said that, I suspect that if you try to win the prize and have sex with @Julia Sky in the back seat of the Lada then her time allotment might drop. Significantly. Your choice!