Pffffttt.. Dilettante. I don't have to brag about my snacks. They speak for themselves. If you have to talk them up then it just means you're insecure about whether your snacks are top shelf or not. I will say this though. Some people talk about the hundreds or even thousands of people who like their snacks. Peasants. All of them. The people who get to enjoy my snacks number in the low double digits, because it's such a rarefied group who are both worthy and can appreciate them. Having said that, and despite some lingering doubts as to your ultimate worthiness, I will nevertheless allow you to partake in some small amuse-bouche that your life may therefore be enriched. You may bask in my presence now. No too much though, and not where you block my light. There's a good girl. Oh, and while you're down there basking......
