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Lazy (Rant)

Robert 21

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Who or what do you find to be Lazy?

Search Lazy - https://merb.cc/xenforo/search/2745086/?q=Lazy&o=relevance


And go....

SPs who advertise here, and will update their Posts with “xxx”...”Bump”...”Text/Call Me”...come On!

New SPs (or Agencies with New SPs) who don’t Post Pics...Check that SPs Phone...She has 1000’s of Selfies/Photos...

Anyone else want to share laziness?





***DON’T BE LAZY***
 

bodick7

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When you put good comments on a girl, there’s always a dude saying: « What’s her number? »
The info is on post before or worst in title…
 

Anna Bijou

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Who or what do you find to be Lazy?
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SPs who advertise here, and will update their Posts with “xxx”...”Bump”...”Text/Call Me”...come On!

I don't understand, the ad is at the top of the thread already, you expect a whole new thread everytime? Most of the time I'll add a bit of text but occasionally I just do a bump because... The ad is already there. Lol I don't understand what you mean? I wrote the ad, I assure you it took me a while, so what's lazy about just bumping it?

I will share lazy with you. And hopefully it will explain why it's not laziness on my part but knowing where not to waste my time.

Because lazy is 80% of people (varying degrees) who enquire asking questions that essentially mean 'I did not read anything on your ad and I didn't bother looking at your site, but now I want you to repeat it just for me so I don't have to go read it on my own'

Lazy is writing me to say 'tell me about yourself'. I spent hours putting a website together with that information. The least you can do is read it then ask a specific question if there's something that wasn't covered. But "tell me about yourself" just dumbfounds me. Like, what am I supposed to answer? Repeat what's on my website? Because you can't be bothered to read it and it's something that seems to matter.

Lazy is having to repeat the procedure for outcalls 9 out of 10 times when it's on some ads and definitely on my website.

Lazy is asking me about my rates when they're right above the phone number you were clearly able to find on my add.

Lazy is asking me to remind you who I am again when I reply to your message "because you texted a few different girls & not sure which one I am". (you have the number, google it and you can answer your own question)

Lazy is getting almost all the details for a booking figured out and then asking me where my incall is located. Then saying oh I'm way too far, sorry. Just because you're too lazy to actually read the ad you're responding to.


Not trying to sound like a bitch but it's just that there are much better way to make use of my time. If I know most won't read it, it's not the best use of my time to write much when I'm bumping an ad. Whatever I write is on my website and I'll probably end up repeating many times anyway. The bump post is at the bottom of the priority list tbh. That's not laziness, it's time management. :)

Just saying. xo
 

Robert 21

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**Bump

Still Lazy here.... new Girl... one Pic
AGAIN Check your Smart Phone Camera Roll...All those Pics







***PICS...FOOD FOR THE EYES***
 
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Numerati

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LOL.

All is needed are three things. Hot pics, the rates and there are numerous reviews. If all three trifecta are met the agency/girl gets contacted. No need to tell me about yourself. I will find out when you knock on my hotel door if I decide to see you. Both sides need to chill out. The hobbyists need to do their homework and for SPs well it is a part of the business when dealing with potential clients. There are time wasters and incompetence folks everywhere you go. Yeah I want to shoot them too.
 
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2fast2slow

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my rant on lazyness is for the providers who receive not dressed sexy or no makeup or always have the same outfit day after day after day....
 

Doc Holliday

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-When reputable agencies don’t update their websites. For example:
a) When girls are listed as ‘new’ or ‘new to the business’ when actually they’ve been with the agency for a year or more.
b) When a girl’s listed age has been the same for years.
c) When a girl’s pictures have not been updated for over a year or more; quite often her appearance has totally changed & the person who shows up looks like an entire different person either in body shape or different hair color, etc.
d) When girls that are fully booked are still listed on an agency’s schedule as ‘fully booked’; why not simply remove her name & pictures & leave just the girls still available? Or in the case of a very popular girl who’s already fully booked even before the day begins why even bother listing her? Just remove her name from that day’s roster.
 

Anna Bijou

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-When reputable agencies don’t update their websites. For example:

d) When girls that are fully booked are still listed on an agency’s schedule as ‘fully booked’; why not simply remove her name & pictures & leave just the girls still available? Or in the case of a very popular girl who’s already fully booked even before the day begins why even bother listing her? Just remove her name from that day’s roster.


Will just venture a guess here but there are new visitors to their website who might be planning in advance or visiting the site for the first time. Why would the agency remove a popular girl just because she's booked that day? Why would they not show visitors that she's fully booked, knowing that's very likely to be an incentive for more bookings for her in the following days? Sorry if I'm misunderstanding your comment, I've never seen the website but it seems to be the smarter way to do it. Removing her would be a missed opportunity and wouldn't make much sense.
 
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Anna Bijou

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my rant on lazyness is for the providers who receive not dressed sexy or no makeup or always have the same outfit day after day after day....


You know there are a lot of men who actually prefer no makeup and casual clothes. I've often heard, 'i don't care about what you wear since it's coming off anyway'. So it may not necessarily be laziness.

But an easy way to fix that is communication:
"Oh, just to let you know. I'm really into x type of look. I find x really hot & is really a big part of the experience for me" . Problem solved. Not a list of specific demands but an idea of what you like. I'm not sure why we're expected to read minds, not only in person but also before meeting.

I firmly believe that whenever possible we should always give people the benefit of the doubt and assume they have good, reasonable reasons for doing something unless proven differently. Not automatically assume the worst intentions, like they're just lazy (I haven't perfected this yet but working on it)

And as adults, the onus is on us to communicate when something is important to us. Also realize not every man on the planet likes the same things you do, so if we can't read minds it's impossible to please everyone when the variations are infinite.

Just my unsolicited 2 cents lol xo
 
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Fradi

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so if we can't read minds.
I thought every woman had that super power lol. The one I spent a life time with certainly did.
Sorry but I find this post kind of ridiculous, when I want to see somebody I will do my research whether she only bumps or posts 10 pages of photographs.
I don’t worry about her being lazy it is on me to make sure I see someone I am attracted to and someone I will enjoy being with.
 
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Numerati

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Geez all of you folks SPs included sound like a bunch of whiny old married couple. LOL.

Hahahahaha... Hehehehehe... Doh!
 
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Anna Bijou

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**Bump

Still Lazy here.... new Girl... one Pic
AGAIN Check your Smart Phone Camera Roll...All those Pics




***PICS...FOOD FOR THE EYES***


So basically free content? Otherwise it means lazy?

(I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding. Apologies if I'm way off, I'm just not 100% sure what you mean xo)



I thought every woman had that super power lol.

We have a few but sadly that's not one of them. Working on it, though. It would simplify my life so much that I bet it would add at least a couple of years to my life haha :p
 
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Halloween Mike

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I don't mind the bumps or xxx either if the right infos are in post 1. And i agree with Anna on pretty much everything when it comes to clients lazyness. If anything personally i wish all infos would be totally displayed, it makes things so much smoother. Ill only ask a question if its not on the website or ad.

But there is one thing that indeed been bothering me lately and its SPs with no pictures on agency websites. Some will text/mail you the pics if asked but i always feel "guilty" asking because if i end up not booking or booking just 1 of the 3-4 girls, it could look like a "time waste" in some way. Its not the impression i wanna give. If its just a new girl i understand to some degree but there is so much girls who been listed for like a year or more with no pics. But even a new girl, it would take 5m taking a few temporary pics. And with today's phone tool its not like covering tatoos or blurring the face is complicated.

And i get privacy and such, some girls want to keep it very discreet but there is ways of making pics that give at least a general impression without being "risky" for that.

Im looking at Xo schedule right now for tuesday and there is litteraly more girls with no pics than girls with pics. When i asked about pics they would usually send me some but for me looking at pics is a huge part of my booking "journey". I am only able to book maybe 6 to 7 girls a year but when one goes on my radar its part of the fun of "looking forward to meet her". I make myself a list in order on who i want to meet the most and i hope schedules align. Pics-reviews are what i mainly base my pics (sometimes twitter interactions too)

I do have "prefered looks", for instance im more attracked to girls with big breast in general but then at times some girls just totally please me in a completely different style and its them i want to see. Also girls who have C breast listed i noticed vary a lot. Some looks like they are much bustier than others and its in this case a pic could greatly help. There is also some girls listed as blonde with DD fake breast. In theory its a style i love, but then sometimes pics pop up and im like "nah im not that attracted to her" and she leave my list. While other times its the opposite, the description do nothing special then pics are posted and im like "woaaaaa" ;)

I noticed Xo have a bit of an uniformed look for all the pics, same photographer and style, wich i supose make it look more professional than girls having quickly edited selfies, but at this point considering half the roster if not more have no pics... its really trailling behind and pics uniformity should not be a priority.

That said, Xo business is rolling hardcore no matter what, they don't even advertise here anymore cause they don't need to, so i assume making sure every girl has pics is not a priority for them. And i supose its not everyone that get sent pics on demand, they probably make sure its a returning trusty customer.

But anyway, really wish they would update the website to have pics for 90% of the girls...
 

Halloween Mike

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So basically free content? Otherwise it means lazy?

(I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding. Apologies if I'm way off, I'm just not 100% sure what you mean xo)

At this point i don't feel its "free content" but rather having 3-4 pics with different angles to get a better idea. I think its what he meant. I mean i understand the whole OF hustling and selling pics for money but pics are also a huge part of the marketing of an escort as well.

That said in the case of this specific lady, its already been updated. Euphoria seem pretty fast at putting pics. They usually have temporary pics right away then the "pro pics" drop in the next couple weeks max.
 

Anna Bijou

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At this point i don't feel its "free content" but rather having 3-4 pics with different angles to get a better idea. I think its what he meant. I mean i understand the whole OF hustling and selling pics for money but pics are also a huge part of the marketing of an escort as well.

That said in the case of this specific lady, its already been updated. Euphoria seem pretty fast at putting pics. They usually have temporary pics right away then the "pro pics" drop in the next couple weeks max.

Thanks for the clarification. There were pics by the time I clicked so I wasn't sure what he meant. xo
 
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