Let's all shed a tear for poor Margie, who claims she was "attacked" (HER word) in a restaurant while sitting with some of her staff. Gee, that's awful! Was she hit? No? Kicked? No. Bitten? No. Spit at? No? Shot? No. Stabbed? No. Pepper sprayed? No. Maced? No.
Oh, thank Heaven...but what was this terrible "attack" then? Well, a woman and her adult son walked over and said they didn't like Margie. The son might even have sworn at her.
Should we say: Oh how TERRIBLE. Call in the army, quick! What a terrible terrible crime. Our thoughts and prayers go out to poor Margie for having to suffer such a heartbreaking "attack".
OR should we say: Grow up, you contemptible, hypocritical, hate-spewing little snowflake. Just like your orange-faced idol you can dish it out but you can't take it. Go cry to your beloved friends in QAnon.