Merbite of the year

[Erick]

We did a nice survey about the MPs of the year. But who should be the Merbite of the year. Probably not me but my choice is oliver he is the jame bond of the vice
1- oliver

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

Hi,

Although this guy gets on my nerves quite often with his self-promoting posts I must admit General Gonad might be the MERBite of the year.

LeGuy

GG can also be SAP of the year...lol...GG you know me, I have to bust your balls

Join the dark side GG...it's in you...moooohahahaha...

My vote is for Oliver, GG or FHB (my man buddha)...definitely a bunch of dirty SOB's

 

[nylonlover]

what is this based on?

# of posts or
quality of posts

I'm assuming the latter

 

[McVie]

To quote Highlander; "There can be only one!"

what is this based on?

# of posts or
quality of posts

I'm assuming the latter

Either way, I don't know how it can be anyone but Oliver. No one dispenses more information or cuts through the bullshit better than Oliver. I've followed his tips many times and have never been disappointed. Like him or hate him, the MERB universe would be a much different place without him. This vote is a no-brainer.

 

[McVie]

I would have to agree with you McVie, ironically, it seams that our nominee for Mebite of the year is now banned from the Merb-universe!

Yeah, I saw that in the Street Action forum -- although I came in late so that the drama had already unfolded. If I'm not mistaken he's out for just a few weeks, right?

Unless he yanks all his posts again...

 

[Erick]

Yes I have seen is out for few weeks. But any other top gun?

 

[Jou]

Oliver! I don't know how it can be anyone but Oliver even if this guy is out for few more weeks...his posts are pure caviar!

 

[emgeef]

Mcvie.. almost

ok, I agree oliver is the guy... but mcvie deserves something for that wonderfully humorous post .... we need an award for those who almost are meribites of the year, but failed , yet display great talent ... Mcvie is one, there are some others too.

 

[John Legend]

O L I V E R The Real Legend of the boards!!!

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

I tried to think of somebody other than Oliver, but I can't.

A lot of his writing reminds me of Henry Miller, not only in style but also in content. I've always felt strongly that the true poets were in the Street Action thread.

I've found that I can apply a 20-60-20 ratio to Oliver's stuff. 20% makes my toes curl, it is so morally close to the edge. 60% is enjoyable and informative reading. The last 20% is pure poetry that helps me understand the human condition.

There are lots of other Merbites that I like to read also, but Oliver beats everybody on the sheer quantity of the information he puts out.

 

[General Gonad]

Although this guy gets on my nerves quite often with his self-promoting posts I must admit General Gonad might be the MERBite of the year.

I do not want this recognition but if you permit me, I will shamelessly promote my upcoming masterpiece: GG's Handbook for Horny Hobbyists. In it, you will learn how to supress your animalistic urges to emotionally connect with SPs, thus mastering the art of experiencing orgasms without going through the crude alphabet soup.

GG

P.S. Merbite of the year? Come on guys....

 

[emgeef]

As if any one on this perverted site ever read Henry Miller.... oliver reminds you of henry miller....please spare me the bs dude ... Wait, Tolstoy...

 

[chef]

My vote would go to TECHMAN - the voice of reason on so many threads. Puffery is easy (requires minimal grey matter); being reasonable like Techman takes a lot more.

My vote for smartass merbite would go to none other than DEE.

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

As if any one on this perverted site ever read Henry Miller.... oliver reminds you of henry miller....please spare me the bs dude ... Wait, Tolstoy...

"Anyway she was hairy, that's what I want to say and being hairy as a gorilla she got my mind off the music and on to her c**t. I was so damned eager to see that c**t of hers that finally one day I bribed her little brother to let me have a peep at her while she was in the bath. It was even more wonderful than I had imagined: she had a shag that reached from the navel to the crotch, an enormous thick tuft, a sporran, rich as a hand-woven rug. When she went over it with the powder puff I though I would faint. The next time she came for the lesson I left a couple of buttons open on my fly. She didn't seem to notice anything amiss. The following time I left my whole fly open. This time she caught on. She said, "I think you've forgotten something, Henry." I looked at her, red as a beet, and I asked her blandly what? She pretended to look away while pointing to it with her left hand. Her hand came so close that I couldn't resist grabbing it and pushing it into my fly. She got up quickly, looking pale and frightened. By this time my prick was out of my fly and quivering with delight. I closed in on her and I reached up under her dress to get at that hand-woven rug."

(Tropic of Capricorn, Henry Miller)

Case closed.

 

[joelcairo]

Capricorn beats Cancer any day.

 

[Hojo*]

...and the Merbite of the year should go to .... "Fat Happy Buddha"! ...why? Not sure, he was cool to talk to at Cleo's, keep it real dude!

 

[eastender]

Tony

Tony was in the running but the vote was divided amongst a few hundred handles.

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

...and the Merbite of the year should go to .... "Fat Happy Buddha"! ...why? Not sure, he was cool to talk to at Cleo's, keep it real dude!

Maybe in a few years, but I'm not very active at this point. Being active has to be a prerequisite.

(It was great talking to you too, Asami.)

 

[joelcairo]

I was thinking of voting for Green Bastard...

 

[muddy]

"Anyway she was hairy, that's what I want to say and being hairy as a gorilla she got my mind off the music and on to her c**t. I was so damned eager to see that c**t of hers that finally one day I bribed her little brother to let me have a peep at her while she was in the bath. It was even more wonderful than I had imagined: she had a shag that reached from the navel to the crotch, an enormous thick tuft, a sporran, rich as a hand-woven rug. When she went over it with the powder puff I though I would faint. The next time she came for the lesson I left a couple of buttons open on my fly. She didn't seem to notice anything amiss. The following time I left my whole fly open. This time she caught on. She said, "I think you've forgotten something, Henry." I looked at her, red as a beet, and I asked her blandly what? She pretended to look away while pointing to it with her left hand. Her hand came so close that I couldn't resist grabbing it and pushing it into my fly. She got up quickly, looking pale and frightened. By this time my prick was out of my fly and quivering with delight. I closed in on her and I reached up under her dress to get at that hand-woven rug."

(Tropic of Capricorn, Henry Miller)

Case closed.

OK, Henry Miller for merbite of the year!