Midway through giving head, Missus asks...

[z/m(Ret)]

"what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
- That's all?

What else? Help!

 

[Lion Heart]

"what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
- That's all?

What else? Help!

"...the same difference as between taking and not taking a bite..."

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

How about:

"When not paying I don't need a stopwatch to make sure I get my 2 SOGs."

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

Or:

"Yeahhhhhh........the Senators just scored!!"

 

[Lion Heart]

But everything but cost being equal, isn't the difference between both more like taking a bite and taking a bite?

t76

Well, as Queen has put it in the early eighties:

"...Another one bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another one bites the dust hey
Hey I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust..."

And Freddie himself did take the wrong bite!

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Other suggestions that don't involve teeth? err.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

But everything but cost being equal, isn't the difference between both more like taking a bite and taking a bite?

Someone needs serious reprogramming here! Joke aside and given that, irrespective of the amount of money associated, a bite will only be a bite, there exists (perhaps) hope for a tomorrow, a tomorrow of care and exempt of self-interest that needs to be invented. Maybe then a bite will feel like a caress on both the giving and the receiving side of the deal. (and speaking of giving and receiving, Mister believes that oral sex is like X_Mas: fun to receive, so much more fun to give - oh! oh! oh!)

p.s. How about them Ottawa Senators!

 

[z/m(Ret)]

"Yeahhhhhh........the Senators just scored!!"

"When not paying I don't need a stopwatch to make sure I get my 2 SOGs."

Scoring in Ottawa on two SOG's would be an appropriate title for Tony's upcoming (lol) biography.

 

[metoo4]

What if the girl have an overbite?

 

[z/m(Ret)]

More teeth

What if the girl have an overbite?

This thread is a dentist's porcelain dream.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Impure thoughts...

"To stop biting, man should have telephone book ready to hit lady."..

(Originally Posted by Sotnikov ..from the other side) .....i know,i know..just couldn't resist...

Flashing Balkan wisdom! Just a thought: what if instead of seeking a sensible reply to an embarrassing question (and moment), Mister tells Missus to stfu, spins her around and fucks the devil out of her? (with an entire colony of ants watching...)

p.s. for two loafs of bread - top that!

 

[metoo4]

... (with an entire colony of ants watching...)

It all depends! Are they red ants? Because red ants DO bite!

With that many bites, you get a bad case of bites over-bites! Is there a dentist in the house?

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

"what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
- That's all?

What else? Help!

"You swallow, honey. Most self-respecting SPs won't do that."

 

[z/m(Ret)]

The Elizabethan Questionnaire

"You swallow, honey. Most self-respecting SPs won't do that."

Thanks. Now that you've edifyed me, any idea how Mister can exorcise her demons?

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

Thanks. Now that you've edifyed me, any idea how Mister can exorcise her demons?

We're not talking about a real world experience here, are we Ziggy? If we are, then that would make you the second to fall this month.

Mods.....there is a mole inside Merb!!

 

[z/m(Ret)]

We're not talking about a real world experience here, are we Ziggy? If we are, then that would make you the second to fall this month.

We fall, we rise, repeat...

 

[Fat Happy Buddha]

This video seems to provide the solution. It turns out that if Mister can keep quiet for a few seconds (which he should be able to do, since he is a man) Missus will go on to ask, "Ummm........what I mean is, did you like the lasagna I made for dinner?"

http://www.break.com/index/difference_between_men_and_women.html

 

[z/m(Ret)]

This video seems to provide the solution. It turns out that if Mister can keep quiet for a few seconds (which he should be able to do, since he is a man) Missus will go on to ask, "Ummm........what I mean is, did you like the lasagna I made for dinner?"

http://www.break.com/index/difference_between_men_and_women.html

My dad once told me something along those lines: "let the woman say what she has to say, don't engage, she'll eventually sit and regret having said it".

 

[z/m(Ret)]

We fall, we rise, repeat...

The End.

 

[Sotnikov]

"what's the difference between paying and not paying?" Perplexed, Mister retorts: "$200?"
- That's all?

What else? Help!

Mister must be more strong. Womans should be noisy during regular lovemaking and quiet during blowjob. How can womans do good blowjob and talk at same time? It is impossible. This is not good working practice.

Also woman talking will break man's contemplation. Many men during blowjob want to close eye and relax, forget work problems and think about beautiful womens. If lady is talking during blowjob it will disturb this peaceful time.