Mood Killers

[cloudsurf]

OK so I`m n her bedroom.....romantic candles glowing, mood music on her playlist , fluffy white duvet covering her just right size bed.

I remove her silky robe and start kissing her even silkier lightly tanned skin. As she rips off my clothes her dancers. slim body grinds against mine as I slap and squeeze her bubble butt and gently nibble on her erect nipples. Lust is in the air as we throw each other on the bed.

Like half starved wild animals we attack each other with lips , teeth, tongues, hands and all our body parts.

We end up in 69 and my balls are in her mouth.....then the unthinkable happens.

The theme from Game of Thrones starts to play on her playlist. I get distracted and blurt out that I`ll never be able to watch GoT the same way again.
She bursts out laughing.....strange because she has no clue about that show since she never watches TV.

Anyway sex will have to wait 5 minutes till I explain the show to her so that we both could have a laugh.

 

[charmer_]

The theme from Game of Thrones starts to play on her playlist. I get distracted and blurt out that I`ll never be able to watch GoT the same way again.
She bursts out laughing.....strange because she has no clue about that show since she never watches TV.

She has the theme song of Game of Thrones on her playlist but has never seen the show? That's a bit strange...lol.

A bit distracting, but not the worst thing in the world. Personally I would've used the theme song as motivation to push harder during the session. Love that show.

 

[Mime6969]

During a 69 a fart or a fishy smell would be much bigger mood killers for me, much more than a good or bad playlist!

 

[charmer_]

During a 69 a fart or a fishy smell would be much bigger mood killers for me, much more than a good or bad playlist!

That's what I was thinking. When I read the headline, I was expecting the worst. It's more of a distraction that threw him off his game than an actual mood killer.

 

[Flyingby]

Seriously. If game of thrones came on. I’d be even hornier. I’d have the queen of dragons in my head

 

[ssj3]

Seriously. If game of thrones came on. I’d be even hornier. I’d have the queen of dragons in my head

Ah Emilia Clarke..she’s not DDG but her British accent plus her above average looks and personality just does it for me!

 

[cpp433]

Personally, i probably wouldve waited for between round 1 and 2 to explain, lol

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

lolll you surely have the "mood killer" trigger pretty sensitive

I already spoiled a lover with my oral skills ( :lol: ) meanwhile we were watching The walking dead....the only real annoying thing to me was I was facing him so I couldn't watch the episode simultaneously and couldn't see the action I was hearing..

But I couldn't care less about hearing starved zombies... AHAHAH!

 

[cloudsurf]

That's what I was thinking. When I read the headline, I was expecting the worst. It's more of a distraction that threw him off his game than an actual mood killer.

You are absolutely right charmer.
The actual mood killer was the fact that I cracked a joke while doing 69 in a romantic setting with a ddg woman.....and her laughing hysterically without even understanding the joke. Anyway I guess you had to be there...lol

Any of you have true mood killing incidents?

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

Any of you have true mood killing incidents?

A real mood killer? I have many....lolll damn, so many!! But one that really got me shocked was this one:
A client receiving me in his bachelor of his main duplex...he did cocaine a bit ...and while we were performing, he heard something that I didn't...got out and as I heard him talk to someone while I see him on the other end of the small appartment telling me with signs to cover myself...

Then I see this 4 years old girl coming...and he told her "you see? daddy called you a nurse to look at your tooth and relief you from your tooth pain (and then he looked at me), didn't I called you for that?"...

I was....gosh ...I was 19 and didn't like kids, didn't know anything about them and didn't want kids....but I wasn't either a dumb to tell that little one I was just a hooker hanging out with a john... :lol:

As I was still to answer but just could be babbling something like "I guess so..", she told him she wanted to drink some juice...he gladly took off and left me alone with hjs girl... I went in the bathroom (with only one of his sheet to cover me...that will probably remain in top 5 of the "most pathetic moment") to check what he has as medicine until I saw this small red box and see "tempra" (didn't know what the hell it was but following the baby on the box, I understood..lol)...Read the posology quickly and gave her some...

When she went back to sleep, he told me he has full custody since 4 months and the mother just disappeared...and he is trying to live for them but sometimes he has to think about himself too....then he wanted to get back to business...but damn, I was just too traumatized to do anything! ound:

 

[hungry101]

Mood Killer: I was in FKK Oase outside Frankfurt last year. My first trip to Oase in 5-years. Prior to this visit I would have said that Oase is the happiest place on Earth. I saw a tall, hot Russian blond and I was immediately attracted to her. I walked over and, after introducing myself, I negotiated for an hour appointment for 100Euro. I suggested an hour because I had determined that the old GFE date for 30 minutes was not as obtainable as it used to be 5-years ago. I had learned the days prior that many of the girls said they would not kiss etc., unless it was an hour appointment. We had an agreement for an hour and we went in the rook and the first SOG was great and then she gave me a back-rub and that was great too. We were at about 35 minutes and she announced that she has given me enough for 100Euro and she will provide no more and demanded another 50 Euro. You know if she would of just sucked it up (literally) and provided another 10 - 15 minutes of sex, I would of raved about the exploits of this girl but no. That turning on the Taxi meter after having a fair deal was so disappointing.

 

[anon_vlad]

Even if a heavy smoker uses mouthwash, not only will I still taste cigarettes with LFK, but I will taste and smell it in the fluid excreted if she comes in DATY. I also think that everybody, after using the toilet, should wash, not just wipe.

I'll cut a session short if my (probably overly sensitive) nose is offended.

 

[Halloween Mike]

I love the GOT theme song, i am a big fan of the show so obviously ... lol. It wouldn't be a mood killer for me. Maybe next time you are about to cum you could shoot "DRACARYS !!"

 

[cloudsurf]

With all due respect to GoT , it was not the theme music( that I love btw) , but me cracking a joke... and then both of us laughing with our mouths full...... lol
It wasn`t a real mood killer because we had great sex afterwards......it was more of a funny distraction. Apologies for the dramatic title.

Also it was very foolish of me to crack a joke while my balls were in her mouth between her teeth.

 

[Stroker7]

I was in the middle of a session pounding away doggy style (enjoying the moment :fat when the sp turned her head around towards me and proceeded to give me a "sales pitch" for anal, only another $100, lol. I was really close to achieving an orgasm just before her offer. It really killed the mood and most importantly my hard on after that.

 

[Randydandy]

Even if a heavy smoker uses mouthwash, not only will I still taste cigarettes with LFK, but I will taste and smell it in the fluid excreted if she comes in DATY.

Was going to post this exactly.

One of the first questions I ask someone I want to make an appointment with is if they are a smoker.

 

[FreeG]

A real mood killer? I have many....lolll damn, so many!! But one that really got me shocked was this one:
A client receiving me in his bachelor of his main duplex...he did cocaine a bit ...and while we were performing, he heard something that I didn't...got out and as I heard him talk to someone while I see him on the other end of the small appartment telling me with signs to cover myself...

Then I see this 4 years old girl coming...and he told her "you see? daddy called you a nurse to look at your tooth and relief you from your tooth pain (and then he looked at me), didn't I called you for that?"...

I was....gosh ...I was 19 and didn't like kids, didn't know anything about them and didn't want kids....but I wasn't either a dumb to tell that little one I was just a hooker hanging out with a john... :lol:

As I was still to answer but just could be babbling something like "I guess so..", she told him she wanted to drink some juice...he gladly took off and left me alone with hjs girl... I went in the bathroom (with only one of his sheet to cover me...that will probably remain in top 5 of the "most pathetic moment") to check what he has as medicine until I saw this small red box and see "tempra" (didn't know what the hell it was but following the baby on the box, I understood..lol)...Read the posology quickly and gave her some...

When she went back to sleep, he told me he has full custody since 4 months and the mother just disappeared...and he is trying to live for them but sometimes he has to think about himself too....then he wanted to get back to business...but damn, I was just too traumatized to do anything! ound:

Oh my, I think that takes the cake! Good on you for staying calm and doing your best - I think there are very few people who could get thrown such a curve ball and still roll with it like you did.

(I can't believe he didn't plunk down a little more for a trusted babysitter then enjoy his time un-fettered outside of home!)

Mood killers include: odor, yawns, and staring up at the ceiling (in a bored way, not in a "Oh God, this is INCREDIBLE!" way).

Cloud, "Funny distractions" would be a better title - some of my more memorable moments have been when one or the other cracks a quick joke and we share a laugh. In my mind, sex should be fun, so laughing with a woman only makes her seem sexier and makes the sex more enjoyable :-D

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Removing toilet paper from your face and mouth from when she went to the bathroom. :faint:

 

[Stroker7]

Removing toilet paper from your face and mouth from when she went to the bathroom. :faint:

Sounds like a daty-dato horror story gone wrong, lol
Going "downtown" is not something for the faint of heart.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Sounds like a daty-dato horror story gone wrong, lol
Going "downtown" is not something for the faint of heart.

Yup. I think the idea after the fact is more mortifying than that actual experience. I remember feeling something IN my mouth. When I got up to use the bathroom and saw bits of toilet paper ON my mouth in my reflection, I actually laughed. Shit happens. It'd be a mood killer for most people. For me, there was no mood to kill because I didn't have any magnetic attraction to begin with.