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Doc Holliday

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I thought i had seen it all!

A new agency has just popped up, and i couldn`t believe the name. Here`s one of their recruitment ads. They`ve also posted in the agencies section:

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...ow-hiring!!!engageons!!!!&p=604402#post604402

What`s next? Murderous Escorts? Nazi Escorts? Zombie Escorts?

p.s. The day i start using an agency calling itself `Satanic Escorts` is the day i`m getting myself committed for a serious psychiatric evaluation.
 

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Devilish, Satanic, etc...

Why not Belzébuth escorts? I even sense an advertisement slogan for them : Belzébuth escortes...là où les escortes sont belles et putes!
 

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Hygrade Escorts.

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Elles sont plus fraîches parce que plus de gens en mangent (I'm not sure about the soundness of that part!)
 

Doc Holliday

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Bonne idee protagoras, mais il faudrait ecrire Belzepute
 

Doc Holliday

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Thanks Doc, now I'll stay awake all night thinking up silly names!!
 

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Doc!, Alien's Escorts - where you can find the Green bitch Cap Kirk fuked!

When I saw the name, I said to myself : "Ah! Someone still thinks we haven't covered all the Good & Evil side of SP in Montral. With Angel Escort & Montreal Angels, Devilish needed some help."

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And by the way, why always have the name "Escorts"... It's not like they'll take a bullet for me???

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Since we're in Quebec how about:

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Doc Holliday

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Oops!!....just realised I made things political....we all know politics and escorts don't mix...
 

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OR

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