New agency

[daydreamer41]

Red Sox Escorts...."We specialize in fetishes, especially CHOKING"

WOw, how does that work? The SP chokes the Red Sox fan at the end of the Session/Season and he is Nirvana. Just like 2011!

That agency is going to wipe up with all of the Red Sox fans on Merb. :lol:

 

[Doc Holliday]

Red Sux Escorts....."We sux you dry"....."We fux the sux out of you"

Trailer Trash Escorts....."The best bargain in town"......."The trashiest escorts in town"

Bugs Bunny's Bunnies......"The horniest bunnies in town"

Half-ton Honeys......"The name speaks for itself"......."We'll break your balls"......"The biggest experience in the business"

Tomboy Escorts......."We do the fucking"........"We give you that fuck buddy experience"......."We make you feel like a girl"

 

[lgna69xxx]

Habs Suck Escorts....."our girls will do the same for 5 minutes and spend the next 55 telling you how good they were"

 

[Doc Holliday]

Scott Gomez Escorts........"The most overpriced & worse service in the business"

Vampire Vaginas......."You'll swear you're fucking a dead person"

Hurricane Escorts......"We'll blow your mind"......."The fastest service in town"

Suicide Escorts......"The buck stops here"......."We'll provide you with the most depressing experience ever"......."You won't want to call anyone else again"......."You'll hate yourself after"......."Our satisfied customers always go looking for the nearest bridge"

AA Escorts......"The drunkest & horniest escorts in town"

Quasimodo Escorts......"The name speaks for itself"......"You will never call an escort again"

 

[Siocnarf]

Maple Leaf Escorts...they could be the perennial last place agency every year in the Best Agency voting. :nod:

Some years ago in a pub I heard a funny song, saying the red light district in Toronto is behind the Leaf's net.

Freakshow Companions

Cool! I'll try the bearded siamese midget hermaphrodite fish-women.

Solitude Escort, for when you would pay anything to be alone.

 

[protagoras]

I have the right name for a new and genuine Montreal escort agency:

Orange Cones escorts: When the desire to fill a hole is irrepressible after a day spend on the streets and the road of Montreal. Always late to serve you!

Moreover, they would not have to spend too much time and money on a Web site: clicking on their Internet site would give you a page with the following words : Under Construction

 

[Doc Holliday]

Norman Bates Escorts......."The craziest experience in town"......"We love taking showers"

Conehead Escorts......"All our girls are bald"......."We provide that Sinead O'Connor experience you've been craving"......."For the trekie in you"

Sports Escorts......"We specialize in sports costumes"......"Do it with a hockey player"......"Do it with a cheesehead"......."Our balls are bigger"

007 Escorts......"We decide who we send you"......."We put the 'D' in disguise"........."We specialize in masked providers"

Fatal Attraction Escorts......"The most obsessed providers in town"......."We'll call you, and call you, and call you"......."We like to stay for that extra hour"

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Kessel's Kuties - No S/M Here, Boy. We'll Never Hit You

A-Rod's Angels - We'll Slap You Around

Derek's Damsels - We'll Let You Through Our Legs

 

[simonpaul]

for today only Student Strike ESCORTS

 

[Siocnarf]

Bible Belt BBW

Gorgeous Gospel Girls

Malediction Massage

Putrescent Pornstars

Naughty Necromancers

Kafkaesque Kittens