On what was a now-rare trip to Montreal yesterday, I was informed by my two travelling companions that we were going to PDC to sample the seafood platter, that legendary summer platter assembled by no less than Martin Picard of Foie Gras fame.
We squeaked in at 5pm without a reservation, getting a nice table at the entrance.Time to order: 9 cromesquis, a $49 seafood platter, tempura zucchini squash flowers, a softshell crab that was stuffed with avocado puree and foie gras then dipped in tempura batter and fried. These were starters; we were all hungry ! A nice Aligoté was also ordered. Crisp and cold on a sunny Sunday in Montreal. Life was good.
After a good wait (20 min or so), three cromesquis were delivered to the table; we had ordered 9, so we slapped the waiter up the side of the head and made him get the others. I popped one into my mouth; the sheer ambrosia of liquid heaven made me smile, then grin from ear to ear. My dinner companions were smiling at me very indulgently. They loved theirs as well. Then 6 more made their appearance. I made short work of two, then was given two more by my "guests". There was much dancing in heaven; the angels were crowding onto the pinheads. Yes, they are THAT good.
Why is it that we cannot seem to learn to do tempura right by studying the Japanese? Tempura at a high-end Japanese place leaves me saying I cannot believe the food was deep-fried, as it is usually very lightly oily. Anywhere else, I am left saying I can't believe that so much oil had to be used. Such was the case with the squash flowers; they had that unhealthy brown look. They tasted acceptable, but only just.
Then the seafood platter arrived. It was a large plate with an arrangement of a large variety of seafood: scallops, clams, mud bugs, oysters, mussels, snails, and a bunch of other stuff.
Tried an oyster wiith garnish; okay. Lost its personality being mixed up like that Tried another, plain. Ho hum.
Tried a few mussels: cold and tough. Had to discreetly transfer contents of mouth to hidden corner of plate.
Tried some clams: what was that I just thought I ate ???
Tried a crayfish. These buggers should be served hot, so you can really taste them. Twisted the head off and tried to suck it; nothing,, nada. Tried the tail; fought off the shell for a nondescript piece of meat. I normally feast on mudbugs, but not this time.
Tried a large snail. Missed the "rubbermaid" sign on the beast. Mouth to plate transfer had to be made.
My companions were faring a bit better than I was as they were eating the less-adventurous stuff; I did manage a few good bits. One of them commented on some grit in one of the items.
Opinion on the platter? A RESOUNDING DISAPPOINTMENT !!!
The softshell crab was served somewhere along the way. I normally love the stuff. This showed up brown, oily, and without much taste! Where was Martin's signature foie gras ???
We tried the "Pouding Chomeur". OMG!!! I do not normally like stuff this sweet, but this was heaven.
My travelling companions were a little less enthusiastic.
Along the way somewhere I was given a gift of Picard's recipe book.
Dinner was a HUGE disappointment, saved only by the knowledge that I will return to enjoy once again the food that Martin DOES know how to cook. We should perhaps have gone to see Jerome Ferrer instead, for no-risk pleasure.
Aside: On previous visits to the resto I would meet and return the gaze of other patrons and servers with the challenge or warmth which I was looked at; we all do this and think nothing of it; I was thinking about this on the way to the bathroom. But yesterday it was different. I now use a cane to help me walk steadily, and this means that I am slightly stooped, and that my gaze is now lower. What I saw in the eyes of the other now was sympathy, and an almost tacit admission that I was now on a slightly lower level than the rest. It felt uncomfortable to be in that position, and I longed to be back to my former weight and stature. When we see someone with a cane in a resto, we assume that they are being taken out as a gesture of kindness, and that they know nothing about quality food. Just be careful, people, in case you happen to meet me and express something I do not like; I will dance on your kneecaps with my cane.