Nominations for the Best Reviewer of 2012

[SamKlemmons]

It's that time of the year again - to honor the guys on the front lines of this hobby.

These are the men who don't just talk about it; they do it.

They are out there sacrificing their bodies, so the rest of us lurkers can save money ... and then go straight to the good booty.

Last year we had an overwhelming winner (I won't mention his name); but I thought that it was appropriate to hold an open nomination process, to see whether he can repeat, and who ranks second or third.

I've thrown in a three nomination suggestions, long-time posters who I trust, (not including last year's winner who I am sure will make it here eventually).

1. Hal
2. UNDFTD
3. Rex Kramer

 

[Nycfisherman8]

The best:
Muffinbuffer
Hal
UNDFTD

Please hobbist colleagues, be smart. Use you criticism and AVOID nomination of biaised or agency-manipulated reviewers....

 

[Lily from Montreal]

Muffinbuffer

 

[Nycfisherman8]

The post is for the best reviewer who posts and not consultant who answer ...

 

[Lily from Montreal]

I forgot Manapart! How that is possible is beyond me lol so here's my new short list:

Muffinbuffer
ManApart

 

[Montreal2008]

The best reviewer of the Montreal girls is ManApart. :thumb:
The best reviewer of the Montreal hotels is Doc Holliday.

 

[FrankTheStang]

I nominate UncleBob !!

 

[Special K]

Wow, so many prolific reviewers to choose from. I have to go...

1) SpecialAgentMoody
2) Asiansensation00
3) Bensonnobalia - Anyone that hygienically challenged and was still able to get a girl to stay with him is truly amazing!

 

[Vercingentorix]

ManApart

Best food critic: EB

 

[Doc Holliday]

I nominate for reviewer of the year....

Miss Alyssa Roze

She wrote one of the most titillating reviews in recent memory. Her review gave me the urge to find myself a partner-in-crime in order to re-live a similar experience to hers. :thumb:

 

[Doc Holliday]

Another nominee.....

Nylonlover

His first review of Bianka (Delights) gave me a huge boner, which is what an escort review should all be about. In the future, i will read that review alone everytime i'm about to see an escort.

 

[protagoras]

I do like reports written by Rumples as well as those by Sapman because they are very well written.

 

[Stroman]

Well me, I would vote,

ManApart
UncleBob
smartboy, even though we have different tastes, I respect his reviews nonetheless

Thank you very much SpecialK for giving me a vote. You don't know how much I appreciate the vote after the week I have been trough.

Wow, so many prolific reviewers to choose from. I have to go...

1) SpecialAgentMoody
2) Asiansensation00
3) Bensonnobalia - Anyone that hygienically challenged and was still able to get a girl to stay with him is truly amazing!

 

[Joe.t]

In the sports thread I vote for Iggy, he wins this hands down, nobody knows Baseball and Hockey like he does, EB is a close second.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

What i meant is ; I could choose a girl by reading his reviews...but i don't have that much time on my hands.... But i do read his reviews and this is why i trust him....

Read this a few times and it does not make sense.

 

[luv2kayak]

For their number of usefull reviews, I'd nominate or second the nominations for...
Muffinbuffer
ManApart

For reviews that are just fun to read (if not as frequently posted as the above two guys), I'd nominate...
Doc Holliday
Rumples

 

[EagerBeaver]

For escort reviews I go with Rex Kramer, mainly because his reviews are on target, he includes all of the necessary information, and he has significant seniority over most of the other nominated reviewers, and therefore his opinion (to me) means more, because he has seen more escorts and has a greater breadth of experience. I have also met Rex in person, and I think he is a gentleman, and I also think he knows how to evaluate women as escorts. Again, this is mostly based on his sexual experience level with women which, to me, means a lot. I have in the past seen many of the same escorts as Rex and find myself agreeing with him most of the time and certainly more than with most other reviewers. This may be due to overlapping tastes to some extent, and it may be that he is flat on target with his reviews, like Evgeni Malkin is on target with his shots on goal.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I second every thing the Beav has said. I've never been steered wrong by one of Rex' reviews. And I, too, have met Rex and second the Beav's finding there.

 

[sigma69]

There are many great reviewers on Merb. Different styles, yes; different tastes also.
All their contributions are greatly appreciated. I personally thank you all.

I guess that for writing style and purely entertainment value, I would pick Muffinbuffer's serialized adventures.
I also enjoy reading Sapman's, Rumple's and ManApart's. All well-written.
But, again, I find value in many different styles of reviews.

 

[montreal_monk01]

ManApart, hands down