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urquell

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Bought the lightest coloured makeup that exists in one of my favourite lines. Got it home, tried it on and thought "it's a little dark for me but it'll have to do"
It's called "porcelain". I'm whiter than porcelain. :oops:
You should never use porcelain. You should always use ivory or alabaster or some such in physical descriptions of white skin pallor, because if someone says you look flushed after you've just told them you look like porcelain it brings potentially negative connotations. Just sayin'..... :D:D:D
 
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S.S neo

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Ok you are on t.v at Who wants to be a millionnaire and the last question is : Jan M.Eriksson, Orjan Kjell Anders Oberg, Ranis Patric Edenberg are ?
A: players from the Danish national soccer team
B: creators of Candy Crush
C: Actors from the famous movie The Wave
D: Writers of the song Cotton-Eye Joe

For 1M $... You got 30 seconds (motherfucker)
 

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I know we have more important societal problems, but is anyone (SAAQ, police?) looking into the fraudulent use of handicapped "vignettes" for privileged parking spots?

BTW, from the SAAQ.
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LeDodo

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I know we have more important societal problems, but is anyone (SAAQ, police?) looking into the fraudulent use of handicapped "vignettes" for privileged parking spots?

BTW, from the SAAQ.
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Yeah similar to car plate for veterans and you see a young person driving the car ... Though no abuse there
 

LeDodo

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Having a colleague you can joke by saying edging is peak colleague relationship
 

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Max battery health on the iPhone is so absolute BULLSHIT.
 

AnthonyAnderson

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Instead of throwing away the flyers and then later complaining at the cost of life, maybe read them and you'll find some good deals.
 
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LeDodo

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I'm obsessed by all the shorts of Scoop from Connor Price and Nic D Scoop
 

LeDodo

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A guy at work said "Your Miles May Vary"
 
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Verbal Kint

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Was thinking about Goldylocks today.
Why? I dont know...

If you think about it.
She's basically breaking and entering.
Proceeds to steal and waste oatmeal. Squats in the bears beds, while being very critic about it...

Also; bears, house, oatmeal...
These old timmer writters had access to great drugs and most likely, poor living quarters.
 
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LC18

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There was a lady that said I look at least 2 weeks younger than my age.
I haven’t seen her since.

She could have at least said 2 years. She looked like she wanted absolutely compliment you but didn’t know how
 

Fradi

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Around the corner
One thing I found strange.
You look on Twitter and you see an SP promoting herself and then realize that of the 20,000 followers she has 90-95% are other SP from all over the world..
What is the point to this and how does it help her that there are 2000, SP following and agreeing with her from Australia and New Zealand or other places she may never see and never meet these people.
I get that they support each other and it may be great for the ego but I don’t see any other benefit.
 
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