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urquell

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Sometimes people say things. They don't always engage brain before they engage mouth and usually aren't conscious of the huge opening they leave for the perfect comment/retort to take them down. You're aware of it, it's resting ever so delicately on the edge of your lips, almost tumbling forth of its own volition. You can feel it, you've been dreaming of this moment and you yearn with every fibre of your being to unleash it, to feel the satisfaction of finally having the perfect response at the exact time you need it, and not a week later, but your glee completely evaporates when you realize that you have to override your lizard brain, and that for one reason or another your higher brain tells you that you can never use it, the response dies on your lips, and you can only sit and watch the moment and the opportunity vanish forever.

I hate that shit.
 
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urquell

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Bought the lightest coloured makeup that exists in one of my favourite lines. Got it home, tried it on and thought "it's a little dark for me but it'll have to do"
It's called "porcelain". I'm whiter than porcelain. :oops:
You should never use porcelain. You should always use ivory or alabaster or some such in physical descriptions of white skin pallor, because if someone says you look flushed after you've just told them you look like porcelain it brings potentially negative connotations. Just sayin'..... :D:D:D
 
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Ok you are on t.v at Who wants to be a millionnaire and the last question is : Jan M.Eriksson, Orjan Kjell Anders Oberg, Ranis Patric Edenberg are ?
A: players from the Danish national soccer team
B: creators of Candy Crush
C: Actors from the famous movie The Wave
D: Writers of the song Cotton-Eye Joe

For 1M $... You got 30 seconds (motherfucker)
 

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I know we have more important societal problems, but is anyone (SAAQ, police?) looking into the fraudulent use of handicapped "vignettes" for privileged parking spots?

BTW, from the SAAQ.
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LeDodo

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Having a colleague you can joke by saying edging is peak colleague relationship
 
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