Okay, so I've gone to the dark side and completely jumped in with escorts. I have a couple of friends, though, who are single (sort of!) and one of them is into strip clubs & the other is into nuru in Montreal, and he goes to Montreal all of the time. I ask him, "At the end, is there..." and I'm making a certain hand gesture that you can probably imagine. He tells me no. My friend who is into strip clubs, I've pretty much already convinced to go with me over to the dark side. But nuru massage? I know that this will sound crude, but if a woman is going to give me an erection, it would be nice if she helped me get rid of it, too. I never got into strip clubs or nuru. I want the whole thing, especially if it all generally costs the same thing. I'm going with these guys to MTL soon, btw, so I think I will talk them into it. But strip clubs and nuru were always, to me, a waste of money.