Talking about *dirty* language

[HornyForEver]

I find french girls much more sexier when they utter dirty words than Quebec girls, but that is just a matter of taste. I love British and Australian accents. I still remember that cute and so sexy "deeeperrr" uttered by an Australian girl I met a few years ago, it sounded like music to my ears and it was such a turn on.

On the other hand, I don't feel comfortable saying dirty words during intercourse. The only dirty words I said were with my ex and never with an SP. Also, I will never say any dirty words in my mother tongue. I was brought up not to say those words and I am not able to pronounce any of them even at my advanced age!!!

 

[HornyForEver]

Yeah HFE!! Didn't remember you're 103 years old!!

Now I understand the HornyForEver!!!

You remind me of my son Athana as he used to tell me "Dad, you look more like a 90 years old youngster".

 

[NathanJ]

Something you're maybe missing....

French and Quebecois is different.

'Fuck' and 'bitch' for exemple is used widely here in Quebec even by 'franco-funs'

Also.... before I thought it was stupid to ask this...but I usually ask for her not to say some words which (like Protagoras said) could turn me off.

I don't mind if she can't help herself but...it really can be a turn off.

As of a matter a fact, I never got intimate with a cute friend of mine mainly because the way she talks about sex. It turns me off completely.

Weird stuff !

I guess I would just have to put a pillow over her mouth... (just a joke)

 

[metoo4]

EX: "Fourre-moé, gros chien, hostie fourre-moé avec ta grosse graine de porc sale!" will never be sexy but will always make laugh!

You're right, really not sexy!

"Fourre-moé, gros chien, I consider myself more a Teddy Bear than a dog, dear. hostie fourre-moé avec ta grosse graine de porc sale!" Make up your mind, dear; pig or dog? And a pig is known to have a tiny dick, long but tiny! And if it's dirty, aren't you afraid of infections?​

 

[NathanJ]

Hypothesis: French is to love what English is to porn...

(Québécois being what it is: it doesn't help in the bedroom very much! Unless you want to insult your partner or make him/her laugh!)

EX: "Fourre-moé, gros chien, hostie fourre-moé avec ta grosse graine de porc sale!" will never be sexy but will always make laugh!

In that case... if you're being called 'gros chien' or 'porc sale'...ur probaby won't have a choice to laugh no matter what language