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twenty4seven

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I fear for the safety of my car every time I go to MTL (the track record isn't great) but doubly so this upcoming trip bc the potholes here are wild so I can't imagine what they're like once I cross into QC.
What I'm mentally preparing for:
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LeDodo

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Hate when the sandwich meat is so big that after one bite you only have bread left
 
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LeDodo

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When there was snow I could excuse lack of visibility to park but now ...
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LeDodo

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When there was snow I could excuse lack of visibility to park but now ...
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Not this car but I parked next to one parked a bit in diagonal.

The auntie of this car came back with her groceries and gave me a weird look like how she is going to open her door (I parked back first and obviously she parked head first) in. But she had ample space to do so.

Somehow she left giving gesture she needs to buy something else.

She came back with the same look.

I couldn't bear her and went down of my car to tell her there is enough space to open the door.

FFS you badly park your car and you give me a look like I'm at fault :mad::mad::mad:
 
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Thor Jr

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Random and a total bitching thought:
Why dont all these Asian ladies popping up in recent years go work for well known agency's? At least we could get a more realistic bio of them. The array of photos would be more believable, and dont get me started on the ages. And it would be nice to have them do an outcall and not charge me 200$ more an hour. And also, the rates, the math is off for 90 minutes sessions. If its 260$ an hour and 520$ for 2 hours. How the hell is 90 minutes 480$?

I have been able over the years to know that when a girls bio from the agency says 25, its really 26 to 32. I can live with this, but when they say 19 and shes 40, please Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining .

I would really like to see one if these Asian agencys actually get it right . Don't put up photos of the girls from 10 or more years ago, say shes 19 when shes 30 something and also say shes 92 pounds and shes 125 pounds. To tell you the truth, I like 30 something and 125 pounds. And im not alone here.
I love Asian women and I can handle the truth, even if Jack Nicholson says I cant.

Okay. Im done. Its Guinness time at Hurleys tonight.

Happy St.paddys day
 

LeDodo

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Random and a total bitching thought:
Why dont all these Asian ladies popping up in recent years go work for well known agency's? At least we could get a more realistic bio of them. The array of photos would be more believable, and dont get me started on the ages. And it would be nice to have them do an outcall and not charge me 200$ more an hour. And also, the rates, the math is off for 90 minutes sessions. If its 260$ an hour and 520$ for 2 hours. How the hell is 90 minutes 480$?

I have been able over the years to know that when a girls bio from the agency says 25, its really 26 to 32. I can live with this, but when they say 19 and shes 40, please Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining .

I would really like to see one if these Asian agencys actually get it right . Don't put up photos of the girls from 10 or more years ago, say shes 19 when shes 30 something and also say shes 92 pounds and shes 125 pounds. To tell you the truth, I like 30 something and 125 pounds. And im not alone here.
I love Asian women and I can handle the truth, even if Jack Nicholson says I cant.

Okay. Im done. Its Guinness time at Hurleys tonight.

Happy St.paddys day
Language and culture differences ...
 

LeDodo

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Not all clothes guide size are made equal.

I'm wearing a green T-shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch for St Patrick's day. It's a XL size but it's tight as hell!o_O
But there is a "muscle" annotation on the label though ...
 
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Lunaseraphim

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that sword tattoo i got on my right calf really hurt lol.. it's still hurting and i made the mistake of removing the plastic too soon, so my bedsheets are full of ink.
 

LeDodo

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Ok so today's rant go to Harvey's.

While their burger are very good, I enjoyed their milk shake, I have 2 complaints:
- when you order say a big Harvey, your starting point is just the bun and the patty. The rest need to be added one by one. While the experience might sound nice in person as you get to choose your ingredients, it becomes hell when you order or pre order online and especially if you order for many persons!
It's just unbearable to take into account everyone's choice and to select one by one from the garnish to the sauce and to the bun ...
- I don't know if it's a edge case but I placed my order online for pickup and I realized I forgot one order ... So place a 2nd order but somehow the payment failed all the time (I think I tried to pay like ten times and with different credit cards) ...
So I had to order in person before picking up my online order ...
 

Lunaseraphim

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The quality of fast food restaurant chains has gone downhill in the past 20 years.. If I want a poutine or hamburger I head to a trusted local diner.

(I still wish we had a Taco Bell again in Montreal)
 
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hob12

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Chaque fois que je suis allé dans un taco bell... well I regretted it, dearly.
 

LeDodo

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I want Harvey's to make a come back and open restaurants close to my home! I need Harvey's more often in my life. There are almost none left, I had Harvey's once in the last 10 years...

I'm mad.
Yeah I noticed that such chains are in high traffic area like at some highway rest areas or in my case I'm in "midtown" so there is one next to me lol

That night it was a close fight between Harvey's and Orange Julep!!
 

Fradi

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Around the corner
Random and a total bitching thought:
Why dont all these Asian ladies popping up in recent years go work for well known agency's? At least we could get a more realistic bio of them. The array of photos would be more believable, and dont get me started on the ages. And it would be nice to have them do an outcall and not charge me 200$ more an hour. And also, the rates, the math is off for 90 minutes sessions. If its 260$ an hour and 520$ for 2 hours. How the hell is 90 minutes 480$?

I have been able over the years to know that when a girls bio from the agency says 25, its really 26 to 32. I can live with this, but when they say 19 and shes 40, please Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining .

I would really like to see one if these Asian agencys actually get it right . Don't put up photos of the girls from 10 or more years ago, say shes 19 when shes 30 something and also say shes 92 pounds and shes 125 pounds. To tell you the truth, I like 30 something and 125 pounds. And im not alone here.
I love Asian women and I can handle the truth, even if Jack Nicholson says I cant.

Okay. Im done. Its Guinness time at Hurleys tonight.

Happy St.paddys day
$40 more for an extra 30 minutes seems like a bargain lol.
 
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