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mtlspacial

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It's wild bc I've gotten DMs after someone says they saw someone I reviewed and insinuating I lied about it bc their session didn't go the same as mine (they didn't do the same, specific acts or positions or there was less chemistry) and I'm like, "why tf would it be the same as mine? That's almost impossible."

Also, I can't recall a repeat visit that was the same or worse than a previous one. All my subsequent sessions end up being hotter, so I'm knocking on wood.
Wow. Some people don't understand the YMMV part.

I don't base my expectations too much by reading reviews TBH. I just vet if the SP offers the services I prefer.

It's pretty amazing when you find someone your compatible with and the sessions get even better.
 
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Lunaseraphim

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It's wild bc I've gotten DMs after someone says they saw someone I reviewed and insinuating I lied about it bc their session didn't go the same as mine (they didn't do the same, specific acts or positions or there was less chemistry) and I'm like, "why tf would it be the same as mine? That's almost impossible."

Also, I can't recall a repeat visit that was the same or worse than a previous one. All my subsequent sessions end up being hotter, so I'm knocking on wood.
That's also because you are not just lying there and expecting to be pleased and entertained without putting in any of your own energy, or thinking every time you see the provider another time you'll be able to push a boundary / arrive with a bunch of strange baggage to unload on the person.

I know clients expect specific services, but I really don't enjoy feeling like there are heavy expectations on me other than "let's get to know each other and have fun". Feeling like an acronym dispenser or like I have to follow a very specific script sucks. My favorite bookings aren't when it feels like pulling teeth to satisfy a client who wants to get the most in exchange for the bare minimum.

Sometimes people are also just not in the same mood. I don't always have the same energy levels particularly when it comes to dealing with clients who I feel are very demanding. (And by that I don't mean high energy)
 
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LeDodo

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So, guys are now posting their own ads on this board to find escorts? for free?
What?

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twenty4seven

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I don’t have much to bitch about really but here’s one:

Vagueposting. Stop dancing around it and tell me what/who you’re referring to. I shouldn’t need to know everything about everything just to understand your hints and clues and it does nothing to protect the person/events/situations you're referring to.
 

LeDodo

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I don’t have much to bitch about really but here’s one:

Vagueposting. Stop dancing around it and tell me what/who you’re referring to. I shouldn’t need to know everything about everything just to understand your hints and clues and it does nothing to protect the person/events/situations you're referring to.
It's how Twitter/X works lol
 

LeDodo

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[rant mode on]
At a concert with a VIP access (freestanding) on an elevated terrace with balcony, suddenly a girl push her way and stand in front of me.
She try to pull her friend in front of me.

Me: what are you doing?
Her: you are too tall and we can't see.
Me: it's not a reason. I waited here 4h in this spot.

Then a lady next to me brush her off too.

But come on. We are not at Disneyland and let kids sit in the front. Stop the bullshit.

[Rant mode off]
 

Julia Sky

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[rant mode on]
At a concert with a VIP access (freestanding) on an elevated terrace with balcony, suddenly a girl push her way and stand in front of me.
She try to pull her friend in front of me.

Me: what are you doing?
Her: you are too tall and we can't see.
Me: it's not a reason. I waited here 4h in this spot.

Then a lady next to me brush her off too.

But come on. We are not at Disneyland and let kids sit in the front. Stop the bullshit.

[Rant mode off]

This reminds me of how school photos were organized in elementary school looool!
 

LeDodo

The hopeless romantic introvert and metrosexual
Jun 8, 2025
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[rant mode on]
At a concert with a VIP access (freestanding) on an elevated terrace with balcony, suddenly a girl push her way and stand in front of me.
She try to pull her friend in front of me.

Me: what are you doing?
Her: you are too tall and we can't see.
Me: it's not a reason. I waited here 4h in this spot.

Then a lady next to me brush her off too.

But come on. We are not at Disneyland and let kids sit in the front. Stop the bullshit.

[Rant mode off]
Waiting 4 hours for the artists to arrive :mad:
 
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