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Great hotel, but a bit weird. Once, coming back from dinner for dessert, I picked up the weird, old-tymey phone they have next to the 2 chairs on each floor by the elevators and was saying "blah, blah, blah," or something and then someone replied back like, "front desk, how can I help you?" and I was just, "oh shit!" and hung-up but they called it back and we ran to the room but we could hear it ringing for a bit in the hallway. Very nice but a little weird.
I know this is off topic, but hotels really stress me out when I'm touring.

When I'm doing an outcall, I love them, and I don't have to worry about anything. But I have done things I was not supposed to do while I was touring, and I regret it.. For instance I have allowed a friend to stay with me at night when I worked during the day, in 2 different cities. This includes the time we met LOL a friend of mine actually had joined me later. This is incredibly stupid of me, but touring can feel very lonely. I guess this is my confession.

Touring felt really glamorous and fun at first, but it's conducive to excess, and lately it lost it's magic for me so I decided to take a break from it until later in the spring, or the summer.. I'm just grateful I had success (or relative success) every time. Every city has it's ecosystem of clients and providers..
 
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LeDodo

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In the topic of hotels, once I was looking for more towels. I was hoping to bump into the room cleaning staffs and ask.
I couldn't wait and ask so I sneaked into the "refill" room and helped myself lol
 

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In the topic of hotels, once I was looking for more towels. I was hoping to bump into the room cleaning staffs and ask.
I couldn't wait and ask so I sneaked into the "refill" room and helped myself lol
I've done this once too ... huge mistake while touring lol. In a lot of cheaper and larger hotels, room cleaning doesn't happen very often.. The hotel I stayed at when I went to Halifax twice, for instance, never sent room cleaning staff to me at all, which was highly uncomfortable because I was actually quite popular there. I think they flag escorts somehow and they do things like this.. Last time I went to Toronto, they put me at the very end of a long corridor, which was kinda funny but felt a bit creepy... I think I'll try to find another place next.
 

LeDodo

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I tried Starbucks Dubai chocolate matcha latte.
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I know this is off topic, but hotels really stress me out when I'm touring.
They stress me out when I'm seeing someone at a hotel. I feel like I have to be a super-spy and not draw attention to myself the whole way up even though I really likely have nothing to fear.
 

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The ritz has soaps and lotions in regular size bottles, it clearly says you’ll be charged if you take one. My date didn’t believe it so he told me to take a bottle on my way out
 
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Why it is that somehow every single airport in the world, every single supermarket, every mall shop is flooded with this new "Dubai chocolate"?

after some time I found it at a deep discount , I purchased and tried it: t is ok, the green paste (I think it is pistaccio), is waay too sweet IMO, but really nothing to kill about, I would take pure solid chocolate with raisings any time instead of it

maybe some oil sheik or his mistress, spending crazy money in crazy ideas
 
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Why it is that somehow every single airport in the world, every single supermarket, every mall shop is flooded with this new "Dubai chocolate"?

after some time I found it at a deep discount , I purchased and tried it: t is ok, the green paste (I think it is pistaccio), is waay too sweet IMO, but really nothing to kill about, I would take pure solid chocolate with raisings any time instead of it

maybe some oil sheik or his mistress, spending crazy money in crazy ideas

The urban myth is that “chocolate + Dubai” results from researches online would cover the results you’d get hinting to women getting shitted on in Dubai for money
 

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The urban myth is that “chocolate + Dubai” results from researches online would cover the results you’d get hinting to women getting shitted on in Dubai for money
I am chronically online and have never heard this theory but it's awesome. I think Big Pistachio is just running the greatest social media marketing campaign right now. It's pistachio everything all of a sudden, esp. in Italy, but that's probably the norm there.
 
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LeDodo

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Why it is that somehow every single airport in the world, every single supermarket, every mall shop is flooded with this new "Dubai chocolate"?

after some time I found it at a deep discount , I purchased and tried it: t is ok, the green paste (I think it is pistaccio), is waay too sweet IMO, but really nothing to kill about, I would take pure solid chocolate with raisings any time instead of it

maybe some oil sheik or his mistress, spending crazy money in crazy ideas
Just a trend that has outgrown the taste of it.
 

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This was in the days before the internet took off, around 2000. I had just started to hobby. One massage lady offered me a BBBj, I asked her to put on some protection, but she did not have any. So I refused. After that I always carried condoms. Back then there were up to 60-80 ads in the Journal de Montreal every day and many more in paid newspapers as well as free newspapers like the Metro, Voir, and Mirror. The best places were in the free newspapers that they would put at your door once a week like the Courier Rive Sud and Courier Laval. I would even try places up north of Laval or near Mirabel. Because the competition was so fierce, some ladies that did not offer extras would suggest they do just to get a client in to keep busy, only to disappoint the client. One lady suggested on the phone that a happy ending was available, but after the massage she said she could not do it because she had no rubber gloves to keep the biohazard off her hands. I whipped the condom out and she had no excuse. I suspect that she pulled the scam on all the clients, maybe I was the one or the few that got a happy ending from her. There was another lady that was about 50 years old and looked like an office type lady. To keep regulars she would include a BJ, I guess she was still not getting the volume of repeat clients, so later she even worked nude, but that was her limit. She did not offer full service. On one appointment she was into the massage for half an hour when she got a call, I could tell that the call was important to her but she was eating up 10 minutes of my time. I kept pointing at my wrist like I had to keep a schedule. She finally gave in and gave me a condom and pointed at an alternative orifice. I finished up and waved to her, she was still on the phone when I left. I was not really in that much of a hurry.
 
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I honestly think it’s smart if you’re married
I honestly think the average wifey would find it suspicious if her man comes back from work smelling freshly showered, even if it is not the pungent and poignant scent of little motel soap bar
 

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I know this is off topic, but hotels really stress me out when I'm touring.

When I'm doing an outcall, I love them, and I don't have to worry about anything. But I have done things I was not supposed to do while I was touring, and I regret it.. For instance I have allowed a friend to stay with me at night when I worked during the day, in 2 different cities. This includes the time we met LOL a friend of mine actually had joined me later. This is incredibly stupid of me, but touring can feel very lonely. I guess this is my confession.

Touring felt really glamorous and fun at first, but it's conducive to excess, and lately it lost it's magic for me so I decided to take a break from it until later in the spring, or the summer.. I'm just grateful I had success (or relative success) every time. Every city has it's ecosystem of clients and providers..
Why arent you supposed to let a friend stay with you at night ? ive done it before (im not an sp) and as a guest its not breaking any policies
 

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Why arent you supposed to let a friend stay with you at night ? ive done it before (im not an sp) and as a guest its not breaking any policies
I have a feeling I wasn't. You're supposed to pay more if you're 2 people staying at a hotel room.. Also the cleaning ladies kept asking me weird questions. Maybe I'm wrong lol I'm just extremely paranoid. I've heard of very low key SP being kicked out of hotels or banned from hotels lately. It just scares me that this will happen.
 

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I have a feeling I wasn't. You're supposed to pay more if you're 2 people staying at a hotel room.. Also the cleaning ladies kept asking me weird questions. Maybe I'm wrong lol I'm just extremely paranoid. I've heard of very low key SP being kicked out of hotels or banned from hotels lately. It just scares me that this will happen.
In my experience, every hotel thats 3 stars or above doesnt care about 1 extra guest and has no price difference. Maybe some really small boutique hotels would be different tho.
 

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In my experience, every hotel thats 3 stars or above doesnt care about 1 extra guest and has no price difference. Maybe some really small boutique hotels would be different tho.
Indeed, we pay for the room and not for the number of people in it (unless they exceed the allowed number, which is 2 or 4). Maybe Luna is mixing the all-inclusive resorts with regular hotels. You can be two in a room for the same price, but when you buy an all-inclusive package, everyone has to pay the same fee even though they’re in the same room.
 

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I have a feeling I wasn't. You're supposed to pay more if you're 2 people staying at a hotel room.. Also the cleaning ladies kept asking me weird questions. Maybe I'm wrong lol I'm just extremely paranoid. I've heard of very low key SP being kicked out of hotels or banned from hotels lately. It just scares me that this will happen.
Correct to be careful.

Women that are beautiful enough to do SP work are almost NEVER alone in hotels ... except on business travel.
So business travel would be an SP's most effective "cover story."

1. Best way to handle cleaning lady:
"Thank you so much for all your work."
Then give her $5 on the spot.
Then ask a small favor (new towels etc...) every time you see her and give another $5 each time.

Tips go a very long way in hobbying ...

2. That said as a traveling "businesswoman."
Spend zero time in the lobby.
When you walk through .... zero eye contact ....and look real busy all the time.

3. "Hide your brilliance" in hotels.
Look 10% worse than normal.
Hide tatoos.

******

Other than that you should be fine.
Women (lawyers, auditors, bureaucrats ...) traveling on business will have calls and (short) meetings in their rooms.
Should not attract attention.
 
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