Very thoughtful of you to post for a group of people with tastes quite different from your own. It says a lot for your particular community that you can respect what others look for, in spite of your own well-documented "confusion". There might be hope for you yet. Congratulations on your progress!
The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread
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Very thoughtful of you to post for a group of people with tastes quite different from your own. It says a lot for your particular community that you can respect what others look for, in spite of your own well-documented "confusion". There might be hope for you yet. Congratulations on your progress!
No surprise: you're Canada's most famous ship jumper. In the past you've dumped your beloved leafs for the habs, the bruins, and God knows who else (although it was MOSTLY the habs). Hey, I can't blame you: if I was stupid enough to be a leafs fan I'd want to jump ship also.
Only two problems: 1. I'm NOT stupid enough to be a leafs fan (in fact I only know of two fools who ARE that stupid - but at least the two fools have each other to commiserate with) and 2. I'm not enough of a gutless turncoat (no offense) to jump ship when my team starts to suck (mind you, in your defense, NO team sucks as badly and consistently as those stinking leafs).
why by golly miss molly i do declare i have touched a nerve...but, HOW BOUT THEM HABS! .. 
Ms. Cairo,why is it as of late you mention me in oh say, i dont know, EVERY post your dimwitted little mind can muster? even when you quote someone else's post you mention me, kinda scary i would say, i think doc was right and you are a stalker, but please, stalk one of your favorite olympic male figure skaters instead of me will ya?, i love women and trust me, you will NEVER have a chance ok? geesh! ... (but it is as always very amusing seeing you come undone a little more with each and every post) hihihi (keep up the good work Mrs. C)
and for the record, what you do in your private life is fine with me, but stop being one of these towards me ok?
i counted 7 lame posts in roughly 30 minutes saying the same lame thing over and over, will you PLEASE take your medicine! maybe this will help you, repeat after me, GO HABS GO, GO HABS GO! cmon, try it, it makes me wanna puke but i am sure it will put a smile on your face , just like this
(keep up the good work Mrs. C) and for the record, what you do in your private life is fine with me, but stop being one of these towards me ok?
i counted 7 lame posts in roughly 30 minutes saying the same lame thing over and over, will you PLEASE take your medicine! maybe this will help you, repeat after me, GO HABS GO, GO HABS GO! cmon, try it, it makes me wanna puke but i am sure it will put a smile on your face , just like this
As usual you have several things wrong: 1. Your little sexual confusion thing persists. No shock, since we all know you like men, and it's fine that you're proud about it, but give it a rest, would you? 2. Reminder: I'm not a habs fan. I know you're not so good at reading, but I've actually mentioned it more than once. 3. It's your VERY best friend the Doctor who likes figure skating, not me. You remember the Doctor don't you - the guy you like to "hang out" with?
Do yourself a favor and seek medical help - right now the illness is only affecting your brain so nothing of importance is at risk, but if it spreads your health will undoubtedly suffer. My sympathies to you - it must be very difficult going through life with your various handicaps. Best of luck to you! Hell, I'll even be a sport and wish best of luck to the leafs, since even WITH luck they'll continue to be among the worst NHL teams of all time.
Markov and his loyalty to the Habs (more like a SLAP in the face)
Markov can not play his last 2 games before the olympic break with the team that he makes a great living from, yet there he is in the lineup for the russian team just days later at the Olympics... i will laugh so hard if he gets hurt and causes the scabs a chance at a playoff spot... guess Gainey and his new sidekick didnt have the balls to tell Markov he couldnt go, lol
Markov can not play his last 2 games before the olympic break with the team that he makes a great living from, yet there he is in the lineup for the russian team just days later at the Olympics... i will laugh so hard if he gets hurt and causes the scabs a chance at a playoff spot... guess Gainey and his new sidekick didnt have the balls to tell Markov he couldnt go, lol
Gauthier talked with Plekanec's agent during Olympics
The two were rumored to be talking about a contract extension during the Olympic break. Dream on! The Habs don't have the money to re-sign Tomas Plekanec!! Don't be surprised to see him get traded within the next couple of days. If they don't trade him, big mistake. He'll bolt the team as soon as the season's over & once again, the poor Habs won't get anything in return for one of their free agents. Habs fans will realize that there's no difference between Boring Bob Gainey & Pierre 'Zombie' Gauthier. None!
The two were rumored to be talking about a contract extension during the Olympic break. Dream on! The Habs don't have the money to re-sign Tomas Plekanec!! Don't be surprised to see him get traded within the next couple of days. If they don't trade him, big mistake. He'll bolt the team as soon as the season's over & once again, the poor Habs won't get anything in return for one of their free agents. Habs fans will realize that there's no difference between Boring Bob Gainey & Pierre 'Zombie' Gauthier. None!
You should have heard the Habs fans calling the radio talk shows yesterday about Markov & how pissed off they were that he went ahead & played for Russia at the Olympics, even though he didn't have the balls to play for the Habs in their last couple of games. Worse, they said, he looked very ordinary playing defence for Russia. He was a shadow of the player they thought he was.
I thought all the guys with no balls were either playing for the leafs or rooting for the leafs.
JoeT, what are the odds this Obsessed Nut leaves me out of 25% of his posts when im not even talking to him in them, for say, the next 20 posts? are the odds at least 3-1? i need to make some change! CHA-CHING! another good bet would be that Ms. C not knowing who JW is, thats like the last G in GSG not meaning "GO" bwahhahahahah!
No, there's actually more of them cheering for the Habs & when the Habs don't win they cheer for Detroit. And they also cheer for Johnny Weir......LOL!!!!
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First of all, dimwit, you talk about obsession yet you constantly refer to me. Please try to get me off your mind - I'm not interested in your type of "hanging out" and Doc's probably getting worried that he might lose your "special" friendship.
Second, you claim I like Johnny Who yet I've never even heard of the guy except for you and your very close friend writing about him all the time.
Third, I see you still can't tell men from women.
Hey, no hard feelings - I'm very happy that you and Holliday have found true bliss in "hanging out" with each other. Not my cup of tea, but if you two have found true happiness then good for you. But do us all a favor and keep your twisted little fantasies private. By all means, share them with your very close friend in private when you're "hanging out" watching your beloved Battle of the Blades tapes or sharing your love for the leafs - just don't annoy us with your constant delusional horseshit.
Oh by the way, how are the leafs doing since the Olympic break ended?
You seriously need some new material, Ms. (Lame-O) Cairo..... i was referring to you in response to Doc's mention about you, not like you do to me in EVERY post even when i am not in that post, you Obsessed, Stalking Dipstick. nice try, but as usual you fail in a very epic way,
How the Leafs doing? lets see, we just unloaded Poni's 2.5 mill contract for a top prospect in Luca Caputi who is 8 years younger with tremendous upside, not bad for a soon to be UFA who will command 4mil a season, plus we are now one of the youngest teams in the league plus Burke will have more $$$ to spend this summer. meanwhile your scabs better win it all this year as they are older and overpaid, thus have lil cap room to get better anytime soon, and the only real talent in the minors who is close to NHL level is PK Subban, (save me the "LAME" BS excuse that they are not your team, like your drivel in here, its OLD)
How the Leafs doing? lets see, we just unloaded Poni's 2.5 mill contract for a top prospect in Luca Caputi who is 8 years younger with tremendous upside, not bad for a soon to be UFA who will command 4mil a season, plus we are now one of the youngest teams in the league plus Burke will have more $$$ to spend this summer. meanwhile your scabs better win it all this year as they are older and overpaid, thus have lil cap room to get better anytime soon, and the only real talent in the minors who is close to NHL level is PK Subban, (save me the "LAME" BS excuse that they are not your team, like your drivel in here, its OLD)
Well, the answer to your question is obvious. But hey, the San Jose Sharks are still doing quite well, thank you!
Well, the answer to your question is obvious. But hey, the San Jose Sharks are still doing quite well, thank you!
Have to give you credit Doc - at least in this quoted post you admit the truth which is a damn sight better than your dimwitted little buddy can ever manage to do.
In the interest of helping a fellow Merbite I would suggest , as I and many others have already done many times in the past, that you QUICKLY seek professional help. Sadly however I strongly suspect that your status has deteriorated so badly that even professional help will be unsuccessful in your case. You have my complete sympathy since I can see how bad it must be for you to live in your delusional, sexually confused, illiterate world devoid of any intelligence and saddled with a deep love for some of the absolute worst professional hockey players who ever lived.
Hey, what happened to your scapegoat team tonight? It was great seeing them get blown away by the Canucks!! LOL!!!
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