The JoelCairo Habs Suck hockey thread

[Doc Holliday]

I would like to congratulate my two favorite die-hard Habs fans, GHG & Cairo, for their Habs once again sneaking into the playoffs by a whisker. You should both be very proud of your team. It's a team that was built on speed, finesse, and of course, great coaching. Goaltending was no doubt a factor, but not as big as some people think it is. The biggest factor why the Habs made the playoffs? Heart. This team has tons of it!

Of course, we'll sadly see the Habs likely swept in 4 games once again (i believe it's a record for consecutive losses in the playoffs), but so what? At least the Habs made the playoffs. Sure, they'll be embarrassed & likely booed out of the Bell Center (after all, the Habs unfortunately have the worse fans in all of pro sports), but at least they'll have snuck into the playoffs, which is what counts the most, after all.

Fuck the Habs, fuck the players, fuck the fans...fuck the coaches....the playoffs are all about making owners Geoffrey Molson & his gay brother wealthier, right? So for the next 4-5 games, let's all put our support behind Canada's #2 favorite team, Les Glorieux, Les Canadiens de Montreal !

 

[master_bates]

The Leafs had a chance to play spoiler but they couldnt do it.

Not happy with the way Montreal got into the playoffs but what matters is were there and anything can happen now.

Hoping we play either buffalo or washington, dont want the devils.

 

[joelcairo]

I would like to congratulate my two favorite die-hard Habs fans, GHG & Cairo, for their Habs once again sneaking into the playoffs by a whisker.

Thanks for the congratulations Doc, but you made a slight error. My team, Detroit, did not "sneak into the playoffs by a whisker" - it was never in doubt, as usual for the Wings.

It was much dicier for your beloved habs Doc (it's okay - you can come out of the closet now like you do every year) but since they were playing the leafs it was pretty much impossible that they would not get at least the single point they needed.

And since you were nice enough to offer congratulations (albeit with an error regarding my team), I will reciprocate and offer YOU my heartiest congratulations on the leafs avoiding the cellar and finishing 29th of 30 - by leaf "standards" a truly miraculous achievement (sure, Edmonton lost almost 500 man-games to injury and was missing their two best players, but let's not be petty: when the chips were down the leafs proudly held on to 29th).

 

[joelcairo]

Of course, we'll sadly see the Habs likely swept in 4 games once again (i believe it's a record for consecutive losses in the playoffs), but so what? At least the Habs made the playoffs.

I guess this is a record that the leafs will never achieve, since to have losses in the playoffs, you first have to be in the playoffs, which TO never seems able to do.

 

[joelcairo]

Fuck the Habs, fuck the players, fuck the fans...fuck the coaches....the playoffs are all about making owners Geoffrey Molson & his gay brother wealthier, right?

Never heard this about Geoffrey Molson's brother - was it the deceased gay son of Brian Burke who gave you this tidbit?

 

[joelcairo]

So for the next 4-5 games, let's all put our support behind Canada's #2 favorite team, Les Glorieux, Les Canadiens de Montreal !

I see you're on the bandwagon again, as you are every year.

Meanwhile, congratulations to the Vancouver Canucks. I didn't realize they were Canada's favorite team. (But hey, I was aware that the leafs are Canada's National Embarrassment.)

 

[Doc Holliday]

Never heard this about Geoffrey Molson's brother - was it the deceased gay son of Brian Burke who gave you this tidbit?

I wouldn't know. How does the ol' saying go again? It takes one to know one? You finally coming out of the closet Ms. Cairo?

 

[Doc Holliday]

I see you're on the bandwagon again, as you are every year.

Tongue-in-cheek, my friend. Tongue-in-cheek. Of course, i want the Caps to beat the crap out of those fucking Habs!!

p.s. As i've always told my buddies, i'm a Leafs fan first, and then i cheer for every single team in the NHL other than the fucking Habs! LOL!!!

 

[Octavian]

Fuck the Habs, fuck the players, fuck the fans...fuck the coaches....the playoffs are all about making owners Geoffrey Molson & his gay brother wealthier, right? So for the next 4-5 games, let's all put our support behind Canada's #2 favorite team, Les Glorieux, Les Canadiens de Montreal !

You poor pathetic Leaf fan. Get your fucking facts straight and start taking your fucking meds before you write more stupid shit like this.

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/732755--habs-not-leafs-are-canada-s-team-poll-says

 

[joelcairo]

I wouldn't know. How does the ol' saying go again? It takes one to know one? You finally coming out of the closet Ms. Cairo?

Uh, excuse me - you wouldn't know? Strange, since you're the one who posted it. Also I see you're still sexually confused, which I guess makes sense considering all the time you spend "hanging out" with lggy.
No hard feelings though Doc, while the fans of the Wings and the 15 other teams that made the playoffs are watching hockey, I sincerely wish you and your best butty a lot of fun relaxing on the Holliday couch with those Battle of the Blades tapes you love so much.
See you again next season when the two of you will be bragging in September about how great your beloved leafs are going to be, until the truth becomes evident yet again and you furiously start deleting your posts to get rid of the evidence.

 

[joelcairo]

Tongue-in-cheek, my friend. Tongue-in-cheek. Of course, i want the Caps to beat the crap out of those fucking Habs!!

p.s. As i've always told my buddies, i'm a Leafs fan first, and then i cheer for every single team in the NHL other than the fucking Habs! LOL!!!

You know, if we hadn't all witnessed your comments (and, of course, your deleted posts!) over the past few years, we might even believe you. Sadly, though, you've been exposed time and time again by GHG and several others. Still, I can't really blame you: I guess for a leaf fan the only hope is lies and fantasy.

 

[Joe.t]

Uh, excuse me - you wouldn't know? Strange, since you're the one who posted it. Also I see you're still sexually confused, which I guess makes sense considering all the time you spend "hanging out" with lggy.
No hard feelings though Doc, while the fans of the Wings and the 15 other teams that made the playoffs are watching hockey, I sincerely wish you and your best butty a lot of fun relaxing on the Holliday couch with those Battle of the Blades tapes you love so much.

Absolutely fucking hilarious joel, good one.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Geez, someone's upset tonight. Just because the Habs stink & were lucky once again to be in the playoffs & will be eliminated in 4 or 5 games against the Caps.....geez!

 

[joelcairo]

Geez, someone's upset tonight. Just because the Habs stink & were lucky once again to be in the playoffs & will be eliminated in 4 or 5 games against the Caps.....geez!

1. I'm not upset. As I've previously posted, every day that the leafs suck is a GREAT day...and since the leafs ALWAYS suck, I have a GREAT life!
2. As many people have pointed out many times, if the Habs or just about any other team you could name stink, then the leafs stink worse - sorry Doc, but 29th out of 30 smells REALLY bad!
3. If the Habs - or any one of FIFTEEN other teams are "lucky" to be in the playoffs, then I guess it means that TO is not only BAD (stinking bad, to be more accurate), but also UNLUCKY! (Poor little Doc - maybe you can ask lg to buy you a nice crying towel.) What a rotten combination - sure must suck big time to be a leaf fan!
4. So if your prediction is correct and Ovi and the boys eliminate the Habs in 4 or 5 games, I guess that will mean that the Canadiens' season was 86 or 87 games long, while the leafs - as usual! - played the bare MINIMUM 82. Rumor has it that all the leafs make their golf reservations for early April every AUGUST! Smart move on their part...and here I was thinking that Garnet Exelby was the only leaf with an IQ above 10 (that is, since Jamal Mayers - also known as the luckiest man on earth - got his wish after requesting a trade out of Burkie's cesspool).
5. Enjoy the figure skating!

 

[lgna69xxx]

Doc, why do you upset this poor sap over and over again? it is obvious how upset you make him, or he wouldnt feel the need to defend himself day in day out, shame on you. let him be so he can watch the game thursday night in peace, with his lil hab tatoos on his face, his 2 beer scabs helmet hat with matching straws, and his horn for when one of the little habs score.

1. I'm not upset. As I've previously posted, every day that the leafs suck is a GREAT day...and since the leafs ALWAYS suck, I have a GREAT life!
2. As many people have pointed out many times, if the Habs or just about any other team you could name stink, then the leafs stink worse - sorry Doc, but 29th out of 30 smells REALLY bad!
3. If the Habs - or any one of FIFTEEN other teams are "lucky" to be in the playoffs, then I guess it means that TO is not only BAD (stinking bad, to be more accurate), but also UNLUCKY! (Poor little Doc - maybe you can ask lg to buy you a nice crying towel.) What a rotten combination - sure must suck big time to be a leaf fan!
4. So if your prediction is correct and Ovi and the boys eliminate the Habs in 4 or 5 games, I guess that will mean that the Canadiens' season was 86 or 87 games long, while the leafs - as usual! - played the bare MINIMUM 82. Rumor has it that all the leafs make their golf reservations for early April every AUGUST! Smart move on their part...and here I was thinking that Garnet Exelby was the only leaf with an IQ above 10 (that is, since Jamal Mayers - also known as the luckiest man on earth - got his wish after requesting a trade out of Burkie's cesspool).
5. Enjoy the figure skating!

 

[joelcairo]

Yea, Doc and i hang out!

Not exactly a news flash! But I guess you don't "hang out" at PLAYOFF games - as the leafs say, "Playoffs? Aren't those the things that take place during our GOLF season?"

 

[joelcairo]

i dont think the Leafs are as bad off as you like to think

You're probably correct - I'm sure they're all enjoying their time on the golf course.

 

[joelcairo]

I haven't deleted a single post in this section in months! Most of my deletions occur in other sections/threads after i've made a point & everyone has had a chance to read what i wrote.

You're currently listed with 5318 posts but we all know you've deleted hundreds (thousands?) of your more embarrassing ones (examples: "Sittler was finished when they shipped him off to Vancouver", "I've always been a Habs fan", "This is an exciting time to be a leafs fan", and on and on).

Let's be honest: you don't delete your posts "after you've made a point & everyone has had a chance to read what you wrote". If that was true, you wouldn't still be credited with 5318 posts, because you would have deleted all but the recent ones. The fact of the matter is that you delete only the posts where you've realized you wrote something embarrassingly wrong and you don't have the balls to leave it there for the world to see.

An honest poster would either delete NONE of his posts (like almost everyone) or ALL of them (if for some reason he wants to do a cyberspace cleanup) - he wouldn't just cherrypick the dumb ones in a pathetic attempt to hide his past stupidities from the other readers on an ANONYMOUS Internet board..

 

[lgna69xxx]

GSG , this is you isnt it?

Finally your starting to realise that your "little" team is going in the wrong direction. bout time! did you get permission to take time off from your job to call in to the "Team 990" for this "little" rant ?? heh heh ENJOY!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D6JMg1e4DM&feature=player_embedded

 

[lgna69xxx]

Well Scabs Fans.... the Lights are still on, until later tonight ....