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rumpleforeskiin

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A few weeks back, when the Toronto Maple Leafs were playing like an 8th place team, but were in 4th place simply by virtue of their having played more games than other teams, I created, in an effort to help bring our Leaf loving brethren back to Earth, the Defacto standings, adjusting the standings to measure points earned per games played rather than raw points.

There was the expected immediate roar from the Toronto faithful, ever in denial after many decades to perfect the practice.

Now, three weeks later, the scheduled having been equalized, the Leafs are in 8th place, closer in fact to 12th place than they are to 5th. Hmmm. Seems there might be something to those Defacto standings.

Well, at least Phil "Hanging Out at the Blue LIne" Kessel, the NHL's answer to the DH, is still tied for the scoring lead.
 

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Well, at least Phil "Hanging Out at the Blue LIne" Kessel, the NHL's answer to the DH, is still tied for the scoring lead.

Indeed, Phil "The Thrill" Kessel is still atop the NHL's scoring column, although the Leafs have faced some adversity lately. I learned last night while watching their hard-fought game against Canada's best team, the Vancouver Canucks, that Kessel & Joffrey Lupul are #1 in the top one/two punch in the league, leading the Sedin twins by a few points. Who would have thought?

As for the Bruins, they won me quite a bit of $$ yesterday afternoon when they covered against the Flyers. Way to go, Bruins! :thumb:

(I count Tim Thomas, Zdeno Chara & Milan Lucic among my favorite NHL players)
 

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I'm going to guess that this "incident" is going to get dropped by the court soon.

I can't blame Milbury for reacting the way he did. As a matter-of-fact, i applaud him. Someone has to stand up for bullying going on in minor hockey arenas. If it were my kid that got bullyied around, i would have reacted exactly the same way. Or, i would have have went to the other kid's father & tell him that if he doesn't restrain his kid, that i'll take matters into my own hands & start with him. I wonder how the kid would feel if he'd know he's the reason why his own father is getting the crap beat out of him.
 

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There's a mighty big elephant in the 'quiet room'

by Dave Perkins, The Toronto Star

They must be packed in like commercial chickens these days in the NHL’s Quiet Room.

The epidemic of concussions continues unabated and every fan knows the all-star team of inactives: Sidney Crosby, for whom career longevity appears out of the question; Chris Pronger, whose career may be done; reigning rookie of the year Jeff Skinner; league-leading scorers Claude Giroux (points) and Milan Michalek (goals). Plus many more.

In the National Football League, the Cleveland Browns’ negligence after the concussion suffered by quarterback Colt McCoy, from yet another guillotining hit by Pittsburgh madman James Harrison, has called into question the league’s concussion protocol.

Sensible people wonder why sports such as boxing and MMA can afford to have a ringside doctor, presumably independent of beseeching entreaties from either corners or promoters, but the disgustingly rich NFL leaves critical health calls with long-term ramifications up to overworked trainers.

There has been and will be plenty of sound advice from both inside and outside the games on this sad and treacherous problem. When an eminent neurosurgeon such as Dr. Charles Tator speaks, the NHL should listen with both ears, then act. An obvious start is to ban fighting, which is nothing but blows to the head. Until that happens you know the league isn’t truly serious about approaching this problem.

But not everything can be blamed on the league(s). What if the ever-increasing number of concussions is a matter of evolution? Players have simply become too big and too fast and the violence of their collisions, the basic physics of mass times acceleration from two different directions at once, has become too much for the brain to endure, to say nothing of ligaments and tendons.

Modern athletes play under rules drawn up decades ago for smaller, slower men. No wonder the NFL has cut returnable kickoffs dramatically; the idea of enormous physical specimens with a 50-yard head start on a collision now seems ridiculous. No wonder the NHL, whose speed increased with the elimination of the red line, is lessening the armour plating on its equipment.

Still, it appears we simply have reached the tipping point in pro sports. Too big and too fast. The proof is in the Quiet Room.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/artic...ere-s-a-mighty-big-elephant-in-the-quiet-room
 

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The eastern division is very close. Two points separate the 7th place Sabres and 12th place Canadiens. The Canadiens, Leafs, Senators and the Jets (!!!) are all in the race. This should make some some interesting trade scenarios.
 

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The eastern division is very close. Two points separate the 7th place Sabres and 12th place Canadiens. The Canadiens, Leafs, Senators and the Jets (!!!) are all in the race. This should make some some interesting trade scenarios.

I agree. This has been one of the closest races in ages! Scalpers are orgasming!
 

Doc Holliday

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Use your Bruin Bucks and share them with one of the lovely providers of your choice. When Chara scores, you should too!

I sure plan to! lol

As for Chara, he must have one of the hardest shots in hockey! I just love the big fellow! After his bone-crushing 'legal' hit on Max Pacioretty last season, i became an instant fan of his.

There is no doubt in my mind that the big guy will be a first-ballot hall-of-famer when he retires. Chara! Chara! Chara! :thumb:
 

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Quebec government: "We want a french-speaking coach"

QUEBEC CITY -- The Quebec government isn't pleased about the hiring of a Montreal Canadiens coach who can't speak French.

The province's culture minister says she expects the Habs to correct the situation.

Christine St-Pierre isn't quite calling for the firing of new coach Randy Cunneyworth, who was just hired over the weekend.

But she says the Habs have given the impression his hiring is temporary, and she takes them at their word.

The former NHL forward's title is interim coach.

The hiring has created a frenzy of media reaction, including calls for a boycott of products associated with the Canadiens.

But judging from the reaction on social-networking sites, the response of regular Montreal fans may be slightly less critical.

http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/7...eaking-randy-cunneyworth-irks-quebec-official
 

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Lucic suspended for hit

NEW YORK - Milan Lucic's history of borderline hits caught up with him Monday as the Boston Bruins forward was suspended for one game by the NHL for checking Philadelphia Flyers forward Zac Rinaldo from behind. A major penalty for checking from behind and a game misconduct were assessed on the play at 16:21 of the second period Saturday. Lucic will forfeit $22,072 in salary. The suspension took effect Monday night as the Bruins were in Montreal to play the Canadiens.

"While this hit is not particularly egregious it is illegal," senior vice-president Brendan Shanahan said. "The overriding factor in elevating this check from behind from a penalty on the ice to a suspension is his history of similar infractions, warnings and a fine."

On Nov. 12, Lucic flattened Buffalo Sabres goalie Ryan Miller with an open-ice hit. Although Lucic made no effort to avoid a collision he wasn't suspended. Miller ended up with a concussion. Lucic was fined $2,500 last December after drawing a match penalty for a punch on Atlanta's Freddy Meyer. He also was fined $1,000 for an obscene gesture toward the Thrashers bench. Lucice was suspended for one game in the playoffs in 2009 for a cross-check to the head of Montreal's Maxim Lapierre.
 

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Rumps, your de facto standings metrics have proven valid and precise...as anyone can see.

Bravo,

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The de facto standings indeed prevailed. It's obvious now that he knew more about hockey than the other guys who were challenging his analysis. Bravo Rumple, very impressive stuff!
 

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You mad? Take it easy old man. Stop getting so worked up about the habs and black people. Don't get mad at me because Rumple owned you and made you look stupid in front of everyone, live with it.:thumb:

I thought you knew about hockey and Rumple didn't?:eyebrows:
 

Doc Holliday

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You mad? Take it easy old man. Stop getting so worked up about the habs and black people. Don't get mad at me because Rumple owned you and made you look stupid in front of everyone, live with it.:thumb:

I thought you knew about hockey and Rumple didn't?:eyebrows:

What the f$^$ are you talking about? You seem to enjoy being quite the troublemaker on this board. Now, why don't you do all of us a favor & go post elsewhere? Don't you have any 'hot' laptop computers left to sell? LOL!!!!! ;)

p.s. For your info, LOVEmaker (now, this is hillarious!!), i do recognize that Rumples does know his hockey. Much more than you do, of course! lol
 

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Hey the Leafs are now 7th in the East. "Defacto Standings" showing their truth...again. ;)

I totally agree. Rumples is wasting his time selling pencils in front of Club Downtown. If he wants to, a job as a statistician at the NHL headquarters is his for the taking! :D

Seriously, Rumples is an underrated brilliant hockey mind. Heck, he should be sitting next to Bob McKenzie & Gord Miller on TSN's NHL Tonight. ;)
 

rumpleforeskiin

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Hey the Leafs are now 7th in the East. "Defacto Standings" showing their truth...again. ;)
Make that "were" 7th in the East. Though it's extremely close, the Leafs continue their descent, now in 8th.

Washington 1.093
Toronto 1.091
Ottawa 1.059
 

lgna69xxx

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Alex who? :confused:......:noidea:
If Kessel winds up with the most votes, he'll be the one getting to chose his own all-star team. What he should do is get together with the other captain & make an arrangement where they leave Alex Ovechkin hanging until the final two picks. Then, they flip a coin in front of everybody in order 'not to pick Ovechkin'. It would be hillarious! :D

p.s. Thanks to the great Boston Bruins organization for developping a great young player like Phil Kessel. The Bruins also get high marks for drafting young Joe Colborne in the first round. As Brian Burke learned over the past couple of years, Boston is a GREAT trading partner!
 

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Habs have rich anglo history

The late Pierre Trudeau once said: "There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation."

But Quebec culture minister Christine St-Pierre obviously believes there is a place for the state in the dressing room of the Canadiens.

St-Pierre weighed in on the controversy surrounding the hiring of the unilingual Randy Cunneyworth as the Canadiens' interim head coach, saying she expects the Habs to rectify the situation by finding a head coach who can speak French.

Words like heritage and culture are being bandied about by politicians, fans and the media, but it might be instructive to look at the Canadiens' heritage.

The team was founded by an anglo, J. Ambrose O'Brien, and for most of the team's 100-plus-year history the owners were English. The most notable exceptions were Donat Raymond and Leo Dandurand.

Wait a minute. Dandurand, who also coached the Canadiens to their first Stanley Cup in the National Hockey League era in 1924, had a French name, but he was an American. He was born in Illinois and lived there until he was 16. That's when his family moved to Montreal, and he attended St. Mary's College, the forerunner of Loyola College.

The Canadiens have won a record 24 Stanley Cups, but you can count the Quebec francophone coaches who have won the Cup with the Canadiens on one hand and have fingers left over. There was Claude Ruel in 1969, Jean Perron in 1986 and Jacques Demers in 1993.

What's that, you say? How about Newsy Lalonde? He coached the 1916 Habs, but he was from Cornwall, Ont.

The most successful Canadiens head coach was Hector (Toe) Blake, with eight Cups. He learned French from his mother while growing up in northern Ontario.

Scotty Bowman, who is bilingual, won five Cups, while Dick Irvin won three, Cecil Hart two and Al MacNeil one.

The one heritage these men shared was that they were winners - and that's more important than language.

Cunneyworth deserves better: Some folks seem to take delight in the fact Cunneyworth lost his first two games behind the Canadiens' bench, but he has been placed in a lose-lose situation.

Cunneyworth has been saddled with a team that is damaged physically and emotionally. His first two games were against teams that are playing their best hockey, and the situation won't get any better Wednesday night when the Canadiens face a Chicago Blackhawks team that has the best record in the NHL.

The schedule hasn't allowed Cunneyworth to tweak the system because there is little time for practice. Tuesday marked Cunneyworth's first full practice with the team, and he won't get another until after Christmas.

The Canadiens also let Cunneyworth down at the press conference Saturday to announce his hiring as interim head coach. Knowing language is THE hot-button topic in Quebec, the team might have armed him with a few sentences of French to avoid a repeat of the furor over former captain Saku Koivu's reluctance to speak French. A "bonjour" can go a long way.

Who's next?: The folks at bodog.ca have released their odds on who will be head coach of the Canadiens at the start of next season, and Hall of Fame goaltender Patrick Roy is the favourite at 2-1. The surprise second choice is Hamilton Bulldogs head coach Clément Jodoin at 5-2.

Bob Hartley, who won a Stanley Cup in Colorado and is listed at 5-1, is currently coaching in Europe. Paul Maurice, who was fired by the Hurricanes this season, is a surprising 9-1. The name sounds French, but Maurice is a unilingual anglophone.

Cunneyworth is listed at 15-1, followed by Guy Boucher at 20-1. Boucher would probably be higher if he didn't already have a job in Tampa Bay.

Retread Michel Therrien is at 40-1, followed by Winnipeg Jets assistant Pascal Vincent and former Anaheim Ducks head coach Randy Carlyle, both at 45-1. There are no odds available for Michel Bergeron, Jacques Lemaire, Kirk Muller, Benoît Groulx, Jean Perron, Don Cherry or Senator Jacques Demers.

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Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/Habs+have+rich+anglo+history/5890711/story.html#ixzz1hEnf1YOg
 

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Charges dropped against Milbury

BROOKLINE, Mass. -- Former Boston Bruins player and coach Mike Milbury won't face criminal charges for a confrontation he had with a 12-year-old boy after a youth hockey game, a spokesman for Milbury said.

The spokesman made the announcement after a closed-door hearing Friday in Brookline District Court, where police and witnesses appeared before a court official.

Police had sought to have Milbury charged with assault and battery, making threats and disorderly conduct.

They said he grabbed, shook and threatened a boy who was fighting with his 12-year-old son on Dec. 9.

But Milbury has said he grabbed the player's uniform to stop the fight but never assaulted or threatened the boy.

"Well, that's good that it's over a couple days before Christmas," Milbury said, according to The Boston Globe. "It was an unfortunate misunderstanding. ... We're pleased with the court's ruling."

The 59-year-old Milbury, an NHL analyst for NBC Sports, had been taken off the air to focus on the matter.

http://espn.go.com/boston/nhl/story...ayer-coach-mike-milbury-face-charges-incident
 
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