The Official MERB Baseball Offseason Thread (trades, signings, NO fucktard comments!)

[Jman47]

My Hero...He Fired Boras!!!

Odds & Ends: Lopez, Benson, Lincecum, Rangers

By Zach Links [February 12 at 9:30pm CST]
Friday night linkage..

• Disgruntled over still being without a team, Felipe Lopez has fired agent Scott Boras and signed on with the Beverly Hills Sports Council, according to Jayson Stark of ESPN.com. Stark writes that the Cardinals are the only team known to still have interest in the 29-year-old.

 

[lgna69xxx]

almost that time boys!, spring training is just days away, i asked the question who is odds on favorite to win the 2010 world series, and this sexy babe sums up the answer , article to follow... but who cares about the article,...... va va va voooommmm!

http://blog.betvega.com/ny-yankees-3-1-odds-to-repeat-in-2010-as-world-series-champs/

 

[lgna69xxx]

Hey Jman, a little birdy was telling me that this is what you were trying to post . She is HOT but she would look even better without that horrible outfit on ...... ENJOY!

 

[Special K]

Nice one Merlot!

 

[Joe.t]

Notice that the girl doing the spanking is a dog and the one getting spanked is a hot babe, even when it comes to women the Red Sox can't even compete with the Yankees.

 

[Jman47]

Hey Jman, a little birdy was telling me that this is what you were trying to post . She is HOT but she would look even better without that horrible outfit on ...... ENJOY!

I still can't get a f***king pic to post here...but Merlot picked me up!
LOL, had the same spanking pic too...
TEAM work!

I see Joe.t uses the same glasses here that he uses to make sports picks...

 

[Joe.t]

almost that time boys!, spring training is just days away, i asked the question who is odds on favorite to win the 2010 world series, and this sexy babe sums up the answer , article to follow... but who cares about the article,...... va va va voooommmm!

http://blog.betvega.com/ny-yankees-3-1-odds-to-repeat-in-2010-as-world-series-champs/

My goodness lgna69xxxx I'm in love, I think that she is the most beautiful girl in the world and I'm dead serious.

 

[lgna69xxx]

yea, it will be hard to find any woman hotter than her, red sox girl, yankee girl, or any woman... she is as near perfect looking as there is

My goodness lgna69xxxx I'm in love, I think that she is the most beautiful girl in the world and I'm dead serious.

 

[Jman47]

Well,

I believe you. Most people never find their perfect mate. Congratulations!

Happy conjugals,

Merlot

Wait a minute...I thought that was Iggy's girl...


These smileys still SUCK!!!

 

[lgna69xxx]

well, compared to Merlots girl (pictured here) i would say joes is not that bad

Hey Merlot, is you gf's brother don king? if so can ya hook me up with some ringside seats to the next big fight? thanks , appreciate it buddy

Well,

I believe you. It's rare that one finds true love in this world, and most people never find their perfect mate. Once you do...hold on tight. Congratulations!

Happy conjugals,

Merlot

 

[Jman47]

My First Pic!!! LOL

PERSISTENCE PAYS!!!

Here you go M.
Iggy, I think she beats your Yankee girl!

 

[Jman47]

He didn't like the Yankee attire either...

 

[Joe.t]

PERSISTENCE PAYS!!!

Here you go M.
Iggy, I think she beats your Yankee girl!

Another dog, I do though give her a very slight edge compared to Merlot's girl(Don King's sister), and I literally mean a slight edge.

 

[Jman47]

Well, I guess I'll have to call her and tell her to stay home then.

I was sending her over to your room to celebrate pitchers and catchers reporting...but since your throwing her out of bed, as they say in Montreal...C'est la vie Joe.t...lol

 

[Jman47]

Another one probably not good enough for Joe.t...
Iggy, what do you think?

Merlot...comments welcome...;-)

Enjoy boys.

 

[Special K]

Ok JMan...They have to be tapping out after that one!!! DAYAMMMM!!!

 

[Jman47]

Hello M; Hello K,

Oui...the techno brain fart I was having ended.
M, Thanks for the assist. In the end I had to uncheck the box that called to download the link locally!?
K, I am still looking and I have an idea, but yeah she was nice and almost my style too.

I absolutely never dissed the young lady in the Yankee attire.
It was the attire that hurt my eyes.
I would offer her the cost of the jersey plus a extra benjamin for the pleasure of burning it. Then I would helped her remove it and do the honors...hi, hi...

But...lol...the last girl was way better. <insert large grin here><insert devil grin wagging tail here>

And I kinda see Joe.t as a cow tipping kinda guy, goats run too fast...<insert laughing smiley here>

Have Fun.
J


PS The smileys still SUCK here and I don't think Fred cares....

 

[Special K]

In all honesty and this is being completely unbiased, but the Yankee girl looks like it might actually not be a girl at all Ever see those phillipino or thai lady boys, could certainly pass as one of those.

BTW, so glad to see this thread completely delve into complete fucktardedness. LOL!

 

[Jman47]

In all honesty and this is being completely unbiased, but the Yankee girl looks like it might actually not be a girl at all Ever see those phillipino or thai lady boys, could certainly pass as one of those.

BTW, so glad to see this thread completely delve into complete fucktardedness. LOL!

ROFL! I thought we would get it out of our systems PRIOR to the season getting started...speaking of f***tards there is one very obvious one absent the past day or so here...

I know how to find him...

 

[Special K]

For you Joe.t...

Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!